The dedicated CBT, Phrog G, Tjmorin, Justb, and who did I miss forum

[Phrog_gunner]

I was working my way up to that!

I like to just ram it right in there.....no working it in for me.

[CBT]

I was working my way up to that!

...from my crotch.

[CBT]

I like to just ram it right in there.....no working it in for me.

That's what he said!

[Phrog_gunner]

That's what he said!

I was hoping for an "Its east to "ram" a hotdog down a hallway" line...

[Stranger in the Black Sedan]

Just checking in w/ my new username

[Phrog_gunner]

Just checking in w/ my new username

Are you going to keep using both names, like an alter ego?

We should just refer to you as "the stranger" from now on...:beer:

[Stranger in the Black Sedan]

The other username is gone, this one just replaced it, my profile is exactly the same one

[CBT]

The other username is gone, this one just replaced it, my profile is exactly the same one

Translation - Still gay

[Egon Spengler]

And I am the one catching all the heat around this site?!?!?:shake:

Just checking in w/ my new username

[CBT]

And I am the one catching all the heat around this site?!?!?:shake:

Pffft! You know that's a lie. The hate in here is divvied up equal. Hey you mentioned riding a motorcycle, I think I understand your avatar now, that's a helmet?

[-Matt-]

i thought it was the tattoo'd forehead of the guy blowing him

[Phrog_gunner]

Pffft! You know that's a lie. The hate in here is divvied up equal. Hey you mentioned riding a motorcycle, I think I understand your avatar now, that's a helmet?

I never realized that was a helmet either, I just thought it was some homo medalion you have in the window of your car to try to prove how hood you are.

You drive around blasting "I'm so HOOD" don't you?

[CBT]

i thought it was the tattoo'd forehead of the guy blowing him

****zAAAAAAM!!!

[Phrog_gunner]

I still think of studdering when I see MM-Matt

[CBT]

I still think of studdering when I see MM-Matt

"Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!"
"Wh-wh-what d-d-d-did..."
"Stuttering Stanley!"

Classic!

[Phrog_gunner]

Did you see any of the footage of them bringing that Navy pilot home? Could't those POS sailors find something better to wear than a ball cap...that crap pisses me off...and its one of THEIR OWN!!!!

[CBT]

Did you see any of the footage of them bringing that Navy pilot home? Could't those POS sailors find something better to wear than a ball cap...that crap pisses me off...and its one of THEIR OWN!!!!

Didn't catch it yet but it's probably what they were told to wear. Not much free thinking in the Nav.

[Phrog_gunner]

Didn't catch it yet but it's probably what they were told to wear. Not much free thinking in the Nav.

F-ing SLOBS thats piss poor.....

[Phrog_gunner]

Speaking of that, I need to go get my haircut for Capt Freeman's wake tonight. I'll be busting out the dress blues for possibly the last time.

[CBT]

Speaking of that, I need to go get my haircut for Capt Freeman's wake tonight. I'll be busting out the dress blues for possibly the last time.

I kept my dress uni's, that's about it. All the working threads got round filed and put out on the curb shortly after my last day. Who's Capt Freeman?

[Egon Spengler]

Yes that is my non-DOT German helmet that I had hand pinstripped by a family friend... and I hate the song "I'm so hood"...

[Phrog_gunner]

I kept my dress uni's, that's about it. All the working threads got round filed and put out on the curb shortly after my last day. Who's Capt Freeman?

Marine who died in Afghanistan couple weeks ago. He was stationed in Okinawa. He was a pilot attached to an Army unit ( Im sure for calling in close air support), and he was up on a rooftop ALONE during a firefight. Obviously I dont know the details, but from what it looks like to me is those Army phaggots started taking fire and a Marine Capt was the only one with the balls to get up there and return fire/call in close air support. I know Marine officers are taught to lead by example, but what kind of soldier are you if you sit there and watch an officer do your job for you....Im going to stop now before I start :flamer:

[sd8683]

LMAO!! Yeah man, jump in a fox hole and join us!!


Sooooooo....... Who's hole is nicknamed "fox" :dunno:

[Phrog_gunner]

Sooooooo....... Who's hole is nicknamed "fox" :dunno:

Sounds like you are offering yours.....

[sd8683]

Sounds like you are offering yours.....


Nope, mine already have a nickname, Fort Knox

[SILVERSURFER03]

YO YO YO WHATS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP MY MAIN MAN C to the B to the T

[Phrog_gunner]

Nope, mine already have a nickname, Fort Knox

Oh, so only ppl with security clearance allowed in....guess that just leaves CBT, Me, and MM-MM-MMatt

[Phrog_gunner]

YO YO YO WHATS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP MY MAIN MAN C to the B to the T

Glad to see you are up and kickin....:beer:

[sd8683]

Oh, so only ppl with security clearance allowed in....guess that just leaves CBT, Me, and MM-MM-MMatt


Haha! Touche! Touche! I thought my Fort Knox comment was pretty much bulletproof! Guess not!

[Phrog_gunner]

Haha! Touche! Touche! I thought my Fort Knox comment was pretty much bulletproof! Guess not!

There's no "fortress" that is impenetrable to Marines :beer:

[Egon Spengler]

I know this statement might make you queezie seeing as how you like rectum, but I have never had a post deleted and am going to try before the weekend!

***** INTO VAGINA FTMFW!!!!

(No hermaphrodite back!)

[Phrog_gunner]

I really dont think they care what you say in this room, but I think if you are trying to cause trouble now, they will be less likely to cut you some slack if you happen to make a comment in an outside thread.

[Egon Spengler]

And if they do either close it down or start deleting comments, the thread should be renamed NSFW (Not safe for work), or don't bother coming in here if you aren't part of the elite door knob humpers

I really dont think they care what you say in this room, but I think if you are trying to cause trouble now, they will be less likely to cut you some slack if you happen to make a comment in an outside thread.

[Phrog_gunner]

And if they do either close it down or start deleting comments, the thread should be renamed NSFW (Not safe for work), or don't bother coming in here if you aren't part of the elite door knob humpers

Dude, I dont really care what they do with this thread....Im just saying if you go INTENTIONALLY causing trouble, you might lose the slack they would cut you if something just "slipped" out....

[justbob]

Word.............

[justbob]

whats up my growing flock? You know what would make me die laughing? Most of .net joining this little community that we established!!!

[Phrog_gunner]

whats up my growing flock? You know what would make me die laughing? Most of .net joining this little community that we established!!!

I dont see many under 50 joining here...we have to wait for them to be too expensive for Obamacare to treat them and they start dying off.....then we will be able to get the younger crowd to join...

[sd8683]

I dont see many under 50 joining here...we have to wait for them to be too expensive for Obamacare to treat them and they start dying off.....then we will be able to get the younger crowd to join...


What? I didn't think it was possible to die while in the Obamacare program????

[Phrog_gunner]

What? I didn't think it was possible to die while in the Obamacare program????

Oh yeah, you can live forever and its free too....

[-Matt-]

LMAO

http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1250284801629.gif

[Egon Spengler]

Is that you getting punked?

LMAO

http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1250284801629.gif

[sd8683]

Oh yeah, you can live forever and its free too....


Thats what I thought, just makin sure:beer:

[sd8683]

LMAO

http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1250284801629.gif

Got to love a good ole fashion fair fight, I hope that guy was BEATIN with a pillow case full of D batteries for that!

[Phrog_gunner]

It takes a REAL man to suckerpunch like that....Thats really all a gang is...is a bunch of people that dont have the minimals to talk **** and defend themselves all on their own, so they hang out with other ppl like them.

[justbob]

White boy was about to throw down!!!!!!!! I only hope he had a buddy to back him up after that! that just ain't right............

[-Matt-]

Got any other GIFs?


GO!!

[-Matt-]

http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1250286978853.gif

[-Matt-]

Your cat CBT?


http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1250292511851.gif

[Phrog_gunner]

That would be much more amusing if the kitty was on fire.

[CBT]

Nope, mine already have a nickname, Fort Knox

Hahahaha....Goldfinger...

[CBT]

YO YO YO WHATS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP MY MAIN MAN C to the B to the T

Well :wave: there, kind Sir!

[Phrog_gunner]

Fort Knox...its where EVERYones deposits go....

[CBT]

Fort Knox...its where EVERYones deposits go....

Oh snizzaps, you jess got swerrrrved son!

[CBT]

I deleted all the extra words you thru in there to disguise what you reeeally meant.


I like rectum, I have had a *****!!!!

[CBT]

I know this statement might make you queezie but I have had a ***** INTO hermaphrodite

Wow, and it's only Friday evening....

[Phrog_gunner]

Is that you getting punked?

MM-MMaybe that's why hh-hh-he ss-ss-studders......

[sd8683]

Oh snizzaps, you jess got swerrrrved son!


http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t183/Hamster_Friend/Cat-YouJustGotServed.jpg

[CBT]

Caaaaaaats!!!!


http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t183/Hamster_Friend/Cat-YouJustGotServed.jpg

[Phrog_gunner]

Caaaaaaats!!!!

I hope when I get a house, the neighbors have a cat I can terrorize with a BB gun.

[CBT]

I hope when I get a house, the neighbors have a cat I can terrorize with a BB gun.

That's not terrorizing, that's just being mean. Terrorizing is when you put on your furry mouse costume and throw 2 pound blocks of government cheese at your cat while you chase it around the house. Not that I'd do it. Cause that would be crazy, right? Heh heh..mmm.

[Egon Spengler]

WHAT!!!!
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/86/l_b225760c2487410cbb671f3c5744 74ca.jpg

[Phrog_gunner]

That's not terrorizing, that's just being mean. Terrorizing is when you put on your furry mouse costume and throw 2 pound blocks of government cheese at your cat while you chase it around the house. Not that I'd do it. Cause that would be crazy, right? Heh heh..mmm.

Only if I get to wear said costume while stealing gubmit cheese from some homeless dude.

[CBT]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordp ress.com/2009/07/funny-pictures-cat-gives-a-low-five.jpg
.................

[CBT]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordp ress.com/2009/07/funny-pictures-cat-is-sorted-with-laundry.jpg
................

[Phrog_gunner]

What is it with you homos and pictures of cats??

[CBT]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordp ress.com/2009/07/funny-pictures-cat-has-lift-off.jpg
........

[Phrog_gunner]

Hey TJ do you ever get to smash up cars that are blocking the fire lanes or in front of fire hydrants, etc??

[CBT]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordp ress.com/2009/07/funny-pictures-cat-will-fear-bread.jpg
..............

[CBT]

What is it with you homos and pictures of cats??

You don't like ***** pictures? Phag.

[Phrog_gunner]

You don't like ***** pictures? Phag.

Yeah, "Whites, Colors, Fluffies" that just OOZES testosterone.....

[CBT]

Yeah, "Whites, Colors, Fluffies" that just OOZES testosterone.....

Your butt oozes testosterone!

[Phrog_gunner]

Your butt oozes testosterone!

That didn't seem to bother you when you were licking it.

[sd8683]

That didn't seem to bother you when you were licking it.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww......... Casey eats Cream pie!:eek:

[CBT]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordp ress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-cat-upsets-your-gravity.jpg
..... ... .. .

[Phrog_gunner]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww......... Casey eats Cream pie!:eek:

Easy Ft Dix...it was a mud slide that he devoured...

[CBT]

See? I told you...
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-mouth-round-fail.jpg?w=500&h=514

[CBT]

How is this a FAIL? I'd fill it with WIN.
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-purse-design-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

[CBT]

A dirty sanchez, that's what.
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-billboard-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

[oldekid]

How is this a FAIL? I'd fill it with WIN.
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-purse-design-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375Somehow, I could see you scoring with that.
:beer:

[CBT]

Somehow, I could see you scoring with that.
:beer:
Wouldn't even have to buy it a cheap dinner!

[Egon Spengler]

My town isn't really a park on the street town... everyone usually parks in a driveway or parking lot... people in my town are usually good about stuff like that... SURPRISINGLY!!!

What is it with you homos and pictures of cats??

[-Matt-]

Ugh, what a night last night.... i feel like ive been *****.

[CBT]

Ugh, what a night last night.... i feel like ive been *****.

Yeeeeeaaaah, about that.....:banana:

[Phrog_gunner]

Ugh, what a night last night.... i feel like ive been *****.

It's O-O-O-OK MM-Matt, that's just part of being in the AF.

[-Matt-]

yeah, i think it was a seaman though...... CBT?

[justbob]

Morning sheeple. Beautifull day today in the big windy and I even get to park on the new driveway today:banana:

[sd8683]

Ugh, what a night last night.... i feel like ive been *****.


Little bit of hazing at the ole base?

[-Matt-]

nah, got drunk last night on black and tans (the real kind, Guiness and Yuengling) and i got home with the old lady, passed out on the bed, got awoken by her riding me like a ****ing bronco. My back is blown to **** this morning, and its not helping the hangover.

[-Matt-]

Im sorry, but does anyone else feel that this song is about a child molestor?




Guess that you are too young to remember the song. :rolleyes: "Vehicle" By The Ides of March, 1970.

Hey well, I'm a friendly stranger in a black Sedan
Won't you hop inside my car?
I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable man
And I can take you to the nearest star

I'm your vehicle, baby
I'll take you anywhere you wanna go
I'm your vehicle, woman
But I'm not sure that you know
That I love ya (love ya)
I need ya (need ya)
I want ya, got to have you, child
Great God in heaven, you know I love you

Well, if you wants to be a movie star,
I'll get a ticket to Hollywood
But if you want to stay just the way you are,
You know I think you really should

I'm your vehicle, baby
I'll take you anywhere you wanna go
I'm your vehicle, woman
But I'm not sure you know
That I love ya (love ya)
I need ya (need ya)
I want ya, got to have you, child
Great God in heaven, you know I love you
Oh, you know I do

Hey well, I'm a friendly stranger in a black Sedan
Won't you hop inside my car?
I got pictures, candy, I'm a lovable man
And I can take you to the nearest star

I'm your vehicle, baby
I'll take you anywhere you wanna go
I'm your vehicle, woman
But I'm not sure that you know
That I love ya (love ya)
I need ya (need ya)
I want ya, got to have ya
Great God in heaven, you know I love you
And I'm your vehicle, babe

You know I love ya (love ya)
I need ya (need ya)
I want ya, I got to have you, child
Great God in heaven, you know I love you

[sd8683]

nah, got drunk last night on black and tans (the real kind, Guiness and Yuengling) and i got home with the old lady, passed out on the bed, got awoken by her riding me like a ****ing bronco. My back is blown to **** this morning, and its not helping the hangover.


Even thinking about the taste of guiness made me puke a little in my mouth, I don't know how anyone can like that swill?!

Congrats on getting ***** though :up:

[-Matt-]

Even thinking about the taste of guiness made me puke a little in my mouth, I don't know how anyone can like that swill?!

Congrats on getting ***** though :up:


You dont like just guiness or is it all draughts?

Im a dirty drunk mick, so i love the dark beers. :beer:

[Phrog_gunner]

You dont like just guiness or is it all draughts?

Im a dirty drunk mick, so i love the dark beers. :beer:

So if you are a mick how can you say guiness and yingling is a REAL black and tan....

[CBT]

Morning sheeple. Beautifull day today in the big windy and I even get to park on the new driveway today:banana:
You got something new that's auto related. Do I even have to say what is required here???

[CBT]

Congrats on getting ***** though :up:

Third best quote ever!

[Phrog_gunner]

You got something new that's auto related. Do I even have to say what is required here???

Justbob got a new accessory? Where does it go??

[-Matt-]

So if you are a mick how can you say guiness and yingling is a REAL black and tan....


Cause i dont like Bass?

[Phrog_gunner]

Cause i dont like Bass?

Just because CBT doesn't like vag doesn't mean that him taking it in the brown eye is what makes a REAL man. ;)

[Hacklemerc]

I got nothin... truth be told all this homo stuff is really makin me wonder if I want to meet you guys at MVille 7.

[CBT]

I got nothin... truth be told all this homo stuff is really makin me wonder if I want to meet you guys at MVille 7.

Come on, all your friends are doing it. Don't you want to be cool?

[CBT]

justbob got a new accessory? Where does it go??

b.o.i.s.y. ??

[-Matt-]

who wants a mustache ride?

[sd8683]

You dont like just guiness or is it all draughts?

Im a dirty drunk mick, so i love the dark beers. :beer:

I'm a mick too! But Guiness is just nasty! I LOVE draft beer, I like Sam Adams Summer brew and I dabble a little with Amstel light.

[Hacklemerc]

Bacardi and coke.... if you can't set something on fire with it I don't want to drink it...

[Joe Walsh]

I'm a mick too! But Guiness is just nasty! I LOVE draft beer, I like Sam Adams Summer brew and I dabble a little with Amstel light.


I love Guinness...not so much in the hot summer months...but it is like drinking dessert!...:beer:

[Phrog_gunner]

I love Guinness...not so much in the hot summer months...but it is like drinking dessert!...:beer:

On the way back from the Stan, we stopped in Shannon, Ireland to refuel and we werent allowed to have a beer in the airport. I :bigcry: cause I couldnt have a REAL Guiness.

[Joe Walsh]

On the way back from the Stan, we stopped in Shannon, Ireland to refuel and we werent allowed to have a beer in the airport. I :bigcry: cause I couldnt have a REAL Guiness.

One of my goals in life is to get over to Ireland, visit a few relatives, and go to the local 'POOB' and have a pint!
My Mother has been over several times and says that it is a beautiful country.

[Phrog_gunner]

One of my goals in life is to get over to Ireland, visit a few relatives, and go to the local 'POOB' and have a pint!
My Mother has been over several times and says that it is a beautiful country.

I just wanna go to drink beer and see some SCO-EE dowgs......:beer:

[justbob]

You got something new that's auto related. Do I even have to say what is required here???
Do I have to model???

[CBT]

Do I have to model???

Lol, yeah lay nekked on it and have someone take a pic!

[justbob]

OK here you go.
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/Melkidscar013.jpg
I even put on my summer camos for all you military.
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/Melkidscar015.jpg
For my happy friends.
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/Melkidscar014.jpg
And this thread is useless without.
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/Melkidscar012.jpg

[Phrog_gunner]

I can think of a much better use for that butta....

[CBT]

Sweet, my new avatar for .net, facebook, myspace, NAMBLA,...





For my happy friends.
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/Melkidscar014.jpg
And this thread is useless without.

[justbob]

Glad you likey.

[CBT]

I see you painted the toenails just for the shoot, you really DO go that extra mile!
:beer:



http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/Melkidscar012.jpg

[SILVERSURFER03]

Awesome I'll be using a coupe of those pics myself lololololll

[justbob]

I try to doll it up Saturdays

[Phrog_gunner]

I propose we ban anyone from this room who has ventvisors on their car!!!

[Egon Spengler]

I took mine off and am DYING to put them back on!!! I love those things!!!

I propose we ban anyone from this room who has ventvisors on their car!!!

[sd8683]

So, I guess its safe to say Saturday nights are hamburger helper and biscuits night? I see you busted out the classy dinnerware also :D
P.s...... Is the countrycrock and knife levitating?
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/Melkidscar012.jpg

[Phrog_gunner]

I took mine off and am DYING to put them back on!!! I love those things!!!

For when you go muddin?? I think super swampers would look better on the car than those things.

[CBT]

I propose we ban anyone from this room who has ventvisors on their car!!!

I don't think so...

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/gallery/data/3/100_0685.jpg

[sd8683]

I propose we ban anyone from this room who has ventvisors on their car!!!

You obviously don't smoke!

[sd8683]

I think the vent shades look better when you blackout the chrome.
http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo82/sd8683/Newpic2.jpg

[CBT]

That's the ****zbombdiggity, but I can't find it anywhere!!!!


I think the vent shades look better when you blackout the chrome.
http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo82/sd8683/Newpic2.jpg

[CBT]

I think the vent shades look better when you blackout the chrome.


Is that your car? That is a baddas lookin car. The whole picture is actually!

[sd8683]

That's the ****zbombdiggity, but I can't find it anywhere!!!!


I think I have a spare roll I can send you if you like? PM me your address and I'll ship it out Monday.

[sd8683]

Is that your car? That is a baddas lookin car. The whole picture is actually!


Yup! thats my baby! Thanks BTW..... Yours ain't to shabby either :up:

[CBT]

I think I have a spare roll I can send you if you like? PM me your address and I'll ship it out Monday.
Far out! When I ask for it around here I get funny looks. Well, I get them anyway, but...

[SILVERSURFER03]

That wasn't his car I've seen it cbt has a black with blue trim haha...

[SILVERSURFER03]

I like hhis place (forum) there are some really cool people here .can I join the list of names on the header ?v? Please

[Phrog_gunner]

You obviously don't smoke!

You smoke in your car? Thats repugnant!!

[SILVERSURFER03]

I think the vent shades look better when you blackout the chrome.
http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo82/sd8683/Newpic2.jpg

Sweeeeeeeet assed ride and photo

[Phrog_gunner]

The blacked out chrome does look pretty sweet. It sounds like theres a special kind of tape to do that??

[sd8683]

You smoke in your car? Thats repugnant!!

I'm not saying I haven't smoked in my car, but I very seldom do.

[SILVERSURFER03]

Me not anymore .....and I really enjoyed smoking but they said tooooo blaa

[sd8683]

The blacked out chrome does look pretty sweet. It sounds like theres a special kind of tape to do that??

Yeah, I used 'Trimbrite' Chrome blackout tape, you can find it at most auto parts stores.

[Phrog_gunner]

Yeah, I used 'Trimbrite' Chrome blackout tape, you can find it at most auto parts stores.

So that means you can remove it whenever you want and youd still have the chrome?

[sd8683]

So that means you can remove it whenever you want and youd still have the chrome?

Yes, I actually recently removed mine beacause I got rid of the vent shades, there was a few parts of the chrome that had a little left over tape residue, I used some 'Never dull' polish and it came right off. Looks brand new. I'm gonna put more tape on in a few days.

[Phrog_gunner]

Yes, I actually recently removed mine beacause I got rid of the vent shades, there was a few parts of the chrome that had a little left over tape residue, I used some 'Never dull' polish and it came right off. Looks brand new. I'm gonna put more tape on in a few days.

Sweet, although I dont think blacking it out makes as big of a difference on a SB, I think that might be my next mod....What width do you use?

[CBT]

I like hhis place (forum) there are some really cool people here .can I join the list of names on the header ?v? Please

You have to know the secret third leg shake...

[CBT]

Sweet, although I dont think blacking it out makes as big of a difference on a SB, I think that might be my next mod....What width do you use?

Your next mod should be applying dark blue paint. Foo.

[CBT]

You smoke in your car? Thats repugnant!!

You know how to spell repugnant? That's scary!!

[shawn.criswell]

Alright Casey, I'm on. Someone needs some tint.

[CBT]

Alright Casey, I'm on. Someone needs some tint.

Don't bend over for anything in here, we got Marines and Air Force and Fire Fighters ready to trade you for a pack of smokes.

[shawn.criswell]

Air Force? LOL and Marines (Dept. of the Navy, right)? Oh and fire fighters, looks like a little hose compesation there somewhere! LOL

[-Matt-]

Don't bend over for anything in here, we got Marines and Air Force and Fire Fighters ready to trade you for a pack of smokes.

And navy ^^^

[CBT]

And navy ^^^

Oh I don't do it for the ciggs, I do it just cause I'm mean.

[Phrog_gunner]

Air Force? LOL and Marines (Dept. of the Navy, right)? Oh and fire fighters, looks like a little hose compesation there somewhere! LOL

IYOYAS...let me guess...If You Are Ordinance You Are Stupid...

[Phrog_gunner]

Don't bend over for anything in here, we got Marines and Air Force and Fire Fighters ready to trade you for a pack of smokes.

Trade for smokes? I dont smoke, I just TAKE what I want....

[CBT]

IYOYAS...let me guess...If You Are Ordinance You Are Stupid...
See? I told you it was brutal.

[CBT]

Trade for smokes? I dont smoke, I just TAKE what I want....

You should TAKE a step towards heterosexuality. Muhahahaaa...

[shawn.criswell]

IYOYAS...let me guess...If You Are Ordinance You Are Stupid...

Well, you can't spell ordnance worth a ******. I don't write or abide by ordinances.

[Phrog_gunner]

You should TAKE a step towards heterosexuality. Muhahahaaa...

I tried but, I just can't resist when you talk Navy to me.

[shawn.criswell]

Ahem Go Navy!

[-Matt-]

I tried but, I just can't resist when you talk Navy to me.


So when he puts the seamen on you? :cool:

[Phrog_gunner]

Well, you can't spell ordnance worth a ******. I don't write or abide by ordinances.

I spelled what I meant correctly. So you must be a Navy bullet beeotch then, cause no Marine would have noticed that. He gets my vote.

[shawn.criswell]

Or collects seaman samples?

[CBT]

Ahem Go Navy!

Speaking of, ima visit you this week. What day you got duty.

[Phrog_gunner]

So when he puts the seamen on you? :cool:

So what you are trying to say is everytime he opens his mouth seamen comes out? I never noticed before, I guess its kind of hard to when hes always gagging....

[shawn.criswell]

Bullets? Hell, I mess with everything from 9MM rounds to 2,000lb bombs and missiles. Without ordnance, military wouldn't have a purpose.

[sd8683]

Sweet, although I dont think blacking it out makes as big of a difference on a SB, I think that might be my next mod....What width do you use?


I'm not sure the exact measurement, but I think its maybe an inch and a quarter?

[shawn.criswell]

Speaking of, ima visit you this week. What day you got duty.
Tuesday afternoon, got school at NOB this week.

[CBT]

Tuesday afternoon, got school at NOB this week.

School, huh. Dance?

[shawn.criswell]

Only with a weps forklift, still teaching my guys how to do their jobs.

[CBT]

Only with a weps forklift, still teaching my guys how to do their jobs.

Your knees alone must be trashed. BAM! Who loves ya!

[Phrog_gunner]

I'm not sure the exact measurement, but I think its maybe an inch and a quarter?

Now that I think about it I think the back corner, top part, and bottom part are all different widths...sounds like a PITA.

[shawn.criswell]

Gotta remind them daily to bring their red knee pads, not the blue ones.

[CBT]

Now that I think about it I think the back corner, top part, and bottom part are all different widths...sounds like a PITA.

I will try this, and give you the 411.

[CBT]

Gotta remind them daily to bring their red knee pads, not the blue ones.

I'm surprised you Red Shirts don't have to wear football helmets. :D

[shawn.criswell]

Had a guy ask me the other day if I put the chrome around the windows, nope, been there the whole time inspector.

[shawn.criswell]

I'm surprised you Red Shirts don't have to wear football helmets. :D
I'm suprised they don't make us either.:help:

[sd8683]

Now that I think about it I think the back corner, top part, and bottom part are all different widths...sounds like a PITA.


The tape is actually just wide enough to cover the back corner, that is toughest part, but its pretty simple to do, under the mirror area kinda blows to do to. Its only about an hour job.

[CBT]

Had a guy ask me the other day if I put the chrome around the windows, nope, been there the whole time inspector.

Whoa, I thought we'd gotten all the crazy questions we could have possibly gotten by now.

[Phrog_gunner]

Sweet thanks for the infoz

Anyone seen the new Captain Morgan commercial? Has some lil guy bust in the door dressed as Mercury...

[CBT]

The tape is actually just wide enough to cover the back corner, that is toughest part, but its pretty simple to do, under the mirror area kinda blows to do to. Its only about an hour job.

Great, I will do this mod and it won't look right without tinted windows, so I'll have to (finally) do THAT mod also...:rolleyes:

[shawn.criswell]

Please, still got people asking what a Marauder is!

[CBT]

Sweet thanks for the infoz

Anyone seen the new Captain Morgan commercial? Has some lil guy bust in the door dressed as Mercury...

Havnt caught that commercial yet. But I watched Da Bears lose a pre-season game earlier:(

[shawn.criswell]

Great, I will do this mod and it won't look right without tinted windows, so I'll have to (finally) do THAT mod also...:rolleyes:
Watch the tint laws here, I got 25% w/ TX tags and they still gave me a ticket.

[sd8683]

Great, I will do this mod and it won't look right without tinted windows, so I'll have to (finally) do THAT mod also...:rolleyes:

My windows will be tinted this week as well :up:

[CBT]

Please, still got people asking what a Marauder is!

One of the Cops at the gate asked what year it was. I said "2009. Oh, you mean the car? 2003." :P He said his Grand Marquis didn't look anywhere near as nice as mine. I said I don't own a Grand Marquis, look at the back bumper when I roll past. I heard "Daaaaaayum, what the.....niiiiiice" :cool:

[CBT]

Watch the tint laws here, I got 25% w/ TX tags and they still gave me a ticket.

How much was it?

[shawn.criswell]

One of the Cops at the gate asked what year it was. I said "2009. Oh, you mean the car? 2003." :P He said his Grand Marquis didn't look anywhere near as nice as mine. I said I don't own a Grand Marquis, look at the back bumper when I roll past. I heard "Daaaaaayum, what the.....niiiiiice" :cool:
Maybe I'll come across him next week, guess I better polish the car tomorrow.

[shawn.criswell]

How much was it?A mere 30 bucks.

[CBT]

A mere 30 bucks.

Lol, you smooth criminal you.

[shawn.criswell]

Lol, you smooth criminal you.
The only reason he checked the tint was because I was doing 72 in a 55 zone (64 between Mercury and Magruder).

[shawn.criswell]

Hadn't quite got up to my cruisin' speed when he got me.

[shawn.criswell]

zzzzzzzzz?

[CBT]

Hadn't quite got up to my cruisin' speed when he got me.
Hey PM me your phone number, I had to get a new phone. And your address, too. So I can peep in on you.
Nighty night folks:sleepy:

[Phrog_gunner]

Tint was the first thing I had done to my car. Down here you can't live without it.

[justbob]

Jeesh, everytime I check in there is 4 more pages! We've gotten quite huge!

[-Matt-]

We've gotten quite huge!


Why yes...... yes i am ;)

[Hacklemerc]

I was thinking the same thing ^^^ giggity...

[justbob]

Justbob has a carshow to win tomorrow, I need to get up at 7 on a SUNDAY! Anyways, good night BIG guys, oh and you too Case.

[CBT]

Justbob has a carshow to win tomorrow, I need to get up at 7 on a SUNDAY! Anyways, good night BIG guys, oh and you too Case.

Good luck with the show!

[-Matt-]

What an *******..... i get this in a PM this morning.



Origional Is not a word.

Original is.

[sd8683]

Just let it go man, let it go.

[CBT]

What an *******..... i get this in a PM this morning.

HA! I guess it's your turn in the barrel!!:banana:

[-Matt-]

HA! I guess it's your turn in the barrel!!:banana:



Huh?



The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.

[-Matt-]

lol @ whats becoming of this thread because of one person

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=56078

[Egon Spengler]

Somebody's jealous!!!!
http://www.myplayspot.com/games/files/jealous-fisherman.jpg

HA! I guess it's your turn in the barrel!!:banana:

[-Matt-]

Holy ****


http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1250440087913.gif

[Hacklemerc]

Here I will attempt to restart the frivolity with one word.

NIPPLES

[Egon Spengler]

Hooter, cooters, tutors, computers..... 0:35 seconds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMMxIAn_76g

[CBT]

Huh?



The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.

I used to get PM's from him which shant be named....

[Hacklemerc]

Just booked my hotel room for MVille 7. Who all is going? Will I need to bring vaseline or any kind of lube? Should I trim everything from my chest ***** down to my ball fro?

[-Matt-]

I used to get PM's from him which shant be named....


ill consider myself unlucky

[Egon Spengler]

LOL I loved that movie!

Just booked my hotel room for MVille 7. Who all is going? Will I need to bring vaseline or any kind of lube? Should I trim everything from my chest ***** down to my ball fro?

[Phrog_gunner]

ill consider myself unlucky

I think hes just looking for an internet fight. He PMd me once, and I replied respectfully and encouraged him to join us in making asses of ourselves. I never heard from him again, he didnt even reply to that PM.

[CBT]

I think hes just looking for an internet fight. He PMd me once, and I replied respectfully and encouraged him to join us in making asses of ourselves. I never heard from him again, he didnt even reply to that PM.

Did he offer to let you put the lotion in the basket? Just me then? Hmph.

[Hacklemerc]

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.....;)

[CBT]

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.....;)

That's how justbob maintains the awesome tan on his legs....

[Phrog_gunner]

That's how justbob maintains the awesome tan on his legs....

I was too busy checking out his mangina, I didn't even notice his tan legs.

[CBT]

I was too busy checking out his mangina, I didn't even notice his tan legs.

You ever see Silence of The Lambs?

[Hacklemerc]

I was too busy checking out his mangina, I didn't even notice his tan legs.


I've heard stories about his mangina.... one word... tight.

[Phrog_gunner]

You ever see Silence of The Lambs?

Of course, but I can't really "sing" that creepy song that buffalo bill plays when he tucks his sack back and wears the ppl suit.

[CBT]

Of course, but I can't really "sing" that creepy song that buffalo bill plays when he tucks his sack back and wears the ppl suit.

Justbob sounds just like Buffalo Bob, swear to God.

[Phrog_gunner]

Justbob sounds just like Buffalo Bob, swear to God.

That's hott. He should do a recording of "It puts the lotion on the skin" and it would be a sweet alarm clock to wake up to.

[CBT]

That's hott. He should do a recording of "It puts the lotion on the skin" and it would be a sweet alarm clock to wake up to.

Hahaha!! I'm not joking, dude. When/if you talk to him, try and get the image of him dancing around yelling "I'd **** me!" out of your head.

[Egon Spengler]

http://www.ismileyu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/true_love_motivational_poster. jpg

[CBT]

Nice, folks must be proud!

[Joe Walsh]

Yeah...but she only does brown bottles...:(

[CBT]

Yeah...but she only does brown bottles...:(

She can't handle the 40 oz.....

[CBT]

I was at a bar in France years ago, this gal would stick her whole fist in her mouth. Now to a bunch of drunken sailors, this was the most amazing thing since sliced bread, and we would buy her beers to do it and laugh and laugh. She was hot, by the way. For the hell of it I said "Damn, what do you do for an encore?" She took a drag off a cig and blew the smoke out of one of her tear ducts, I swear on a stack of Bibles.

[Egon Spengler]

I just hope she can handle a long neck and/or a wide mouth!

[Phrog_gunner]

I was at a bar in France years ago, this gal would stick her whole fist in her mouth. Now to a bunch of drunken sailors, this was the most amazing thing since sliced bread, and we would buy her beers to do it and laugh and laugh. She was hot, by the way. For the hell of it I said "Damn, what do you do for an encore?" She took a drag off a cig and blew the smoke out of one of her tear ducts, I swear on a stack of Bibles.

Nothing cool like that in Okinawa. All we had was some 190 yr old doin a banana show.

[justbob]

Justbob sounds just like Buffalo Bob, swear to God.
OMG! Your right I guess. Crap, this isn't good. Now what am I gonna do?
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/Melanie009-1.jpg

[Phrog_gunner]

OMG! Your right I guess. Crap, this isn't good. Now what am I gonna do?


At least give me an autotrader to look at...:bigcry:

[Hacklemerc]

When I was in korea I saw a lot of stuff like that. One of the young phillipino ladies that worked at the local drinking establishment off post could launch hard boiled eggs out of her special spot. She would also put a beer in there, turn herself upside down, remove the bottle minus the beer and then squat over glasses and deposit said beer in them for G.I's to imbibe..... before anyone asks... no I never tasted that beer...

[Phrog_gunner]

When I was in korea I saw a lot of stuff like that. One of the young phillipino ladies that worked at the local drinking establishment off post could launch hard boiled eggs out of her special spot. She would also put a beer in there, turn herself upside down, remove the bottle minus the beer and then squat over glasses and deposit said beer in them for G.I's to imbibe..... before anyone asks... no I never tasted that beer...

I miss those 1.5L bottles of aloe juice they had in Korea. I also cropdusted the N Korean side of that famous "negotiating" room that straddles the border.

[justbob]

I heard they put razor blades in their hello kitty in Saigon???

[Phrog_gunner]

I heard they put razor blades in their hello kitty in Saigon???

I thought that was Vietnam?? But Im no mapologist....

[-Matt-]

They used to tell me "too buku" Never really found out what it ment

[Phrog_gunner]

They used to tell me "too buku" Never really found out what it ment

It's too beaucoup...but I'm no Frenchologist....

[justbob]

I thought that was Vietnam?? But Im no mapologist....
Bingo! My bad. It was Vietnam, thats scaryyyyyyyyyyyy.:eek:

[Phrog_gunner]

Bingo! My bad. It was Vietnam, thats scaryyyyyyyyyyyy.:eek:

When I was out in Okinawa, we got told our next float might take us back to Nam. I was hoping that if we made it to Nam some secret compartment would open up in the Phrog with our standard issue ear necklaces. But we never got to go :(

[CBT]

In Tijuana the ladies (and I use that term looooooooosely) would squat down on the neck of your beer bottle and pick up the quarters you had stacked on it, without moving the bottle. When you heat the neck of a beer bottle with a lighter before you put the quarters on it, be prepared to run for your life when she squats down and jumps up so fast that beer bottle goes flying like someone threw shoe, and starts rolling around on stage grabbin' snapper and yelling some gibberish to the bouncers. I flipped the whole table accidently when I jumped up, so on top of the screaming you could hear about 20 empty (and some full ) cheap assed Dos Equis shatter across the floor.
Goodtimes.:beer:

[Phrog_gunner]

CLASSIC.....

Not near as good as that story....but I was in Tokyo for New Years and I was dancing with some chick. Mind you, I have a rule about no dancing before 24 beers. So this chick is doing one of those little moves where I have her hand and she leans back expecting me to keep ahold of her hand to stay upright. Well I spotted a hotter chick walking in so I let go and she fell straight on her ass. I feel I get extra points because I was already talking to the other chick before she hit the floor, right? :beer:

[CBT]

CLASSIC.....

Not near as good as that story....but I was in Tokyo for New Years and I was dancing with some chick. Mind you, I have a rule about no dancing before 24 beers. So this chick is doing one of those little moves where I have her hand and she leans back expecting me to keep ahold of her hand to stay upright. Well I spotted a hotter chick walking in so I let go and she fell straight on her ass. I feel I get extra points because I was already talking to the other chick before she hit the floor, right? :beer:
LOL! You man-ho! You could have hooked up your wing man.

[Phrog_gunner]

LOL! You man-ho! You could have hooked up your wing man.

He was already doin the stanky leg with some chick back at her place....

[justbob]

You guys are too much!

[CBT]

You guys are too much!

I have lived a thousand lives the last 38 years. Some good, some bad, all outrageous.

[Egon Spengler]

I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time....

[CBT]

I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time....

Lot's of men and burning rubber? Lot'sofmehahahaaHAAAAAA!!!

[Egon Spengler]

Bend over and I'll show ya!

HAHAHA! Used one of your unoriginal lines against you!

[Phrog_gunner]

I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time....

You might not want to brag about only lasting about 15 seconds....

[-Matt-]

BAHAHAHAHAHA this thread is WAY funnier when your drunk

[Phrog_gunner]

BAHAHAHAHAHA this thread is WAY funnier when your drunk

You are much cuter when you are drunk too....

[CBT]

You are much cuter when you are drunk too....

He let's you leave the lights on? Why that no good.....

[Phrog_gunner]

He let's you leave the lights on? Why that no good.....

So that WAS you peeing in the window. You really should put a piece of tape over the lil red light on your video camera.

[CBT]

So that WAS you peeing in the window. You really should put a piece of tape over the lil red light on your video camera.

That was the "LASER" custom fitted to my.....self.