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Directedby
10-25-2003, 12:04 AM
OK, I raced a RENTA-COP.

In my neighborhood, we have private security "Bel Air Patrol". They are the guys who didn't make it at the police academy. And it is scary that they carry guns.

They drive police like cars with light bars.

I was at a stop light and a renta-cop pulls up in his Ford Tauraus. He looks over at me and shifts his car into 1st.

I just smile, nicely.

The light turned green, he punched it, and my tires turned smoke. Once they caught, it was no match and he got smaller and smaller in my rearview mirror.

At the next light he pulled up to me and rolled down his window. I thought this dope was going to try to give me a 'warning.'

He said, 'Hey is that a Marauder?"

I said 'yup'.

He said 'Swweeeeeeeeeett!'.
BillyGman
10-25-2003, 12:57 AM
a Taurus is no match for the Mighty Marauder.......
RCSignals
10-25-2003, 02:30 AM
now, had it been a Sable.........
SergntMac
10-25-2003, 06:27 AM
what...He couldn't read your bumper?
bozobill
10-25-2003, 06:38 AM
Of course not, he was a rent-a-cop!!
gonzo50
10-25-2003, 06:42 AM
Originally posted by RCSignals
now, had it been a Sable.........
Not again......:shot: :lol:
Long Live #3
10-25-2003, 06:43 AM
That has to be the funniest s**t I've ever heard! :D

BTW, we need a laughing smilie.
martyo
10-25-2003, 06:44 AM
Originally posted by Directedby
In my neighborhood, we have private security "Bel Air Patrol".

If you ever see my friend Fresh Prince in your neighborhood, tell him I said "Hi!"
Petrograde
10-25-2003, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by martyo
If you ever see my friend Fresh Prince in your neighborhood, tell him I said "Hi!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
RCSignals
10-25-2003, 02:17 PM
Laughing smilies?

http://www.crownvic.us/forum/images/smilies/new/lol.gif http://www.crownvic.us/forum/images/smilies/new/laugh2.gif http://www.crownvic.us/forum/images/smilies/new/rofl2.gif
http://www.crownvic.us/forum/images/smilies/new/biglaugha.gif http://www.crownvic.us/forum/images/smilies/august/rofl.gif
http://www.crownvic.us/forum/images/smilies/august/rofl.gif http://www.crownvic.us/forum/images/smilies/new/lol3.gif


How about one for mac?


http://www.crownvic.us/forum/images/smilies/august/cop.gif





http://www.crownvic.us/forum/images/smilies/new/Sofa.gif
MapleLeafMerc
10-25-2003, 02:45 PM
Yes, like those!
Long Live #3
10-25-2003, 02:50 PM
Send them to Logan!
MapleLeafMerc
10-25-2003, 03:19 PM
http://www.crownvic.us/forum/images/smilies/new/Sofa.gif

http://www.crownvic.us/forum/images/smilies/new/rofl2.gif

Yes! more, more smilies
mtnh
10-27-2003, 02:33 PM
hey, that thing got a hemi?


swweeeeet.
woaface
11-15-2003, 10:42 PM
My bro got pulled over by a renta cop in his neighborhood for rolling a stop sign. My bro's a navy guy, and he wasn't exactly happy at that time, so he threw the ticket back at him and said "maybe one day, you'll be a real cop" and sped off...




Man, I need balls like that...