I like doughnuts

[Motorhead350]

I went out a few nights ago from my parents house to get gas. I have never put 18.4 gallons in it at once. :eek: Very stupid on my part to go that low, especially in winter. Upon the ride home there is a four way intersection and there was a ton of snow all around it. I pulled into the intersection, looked around and saw no one.

Turned on Sid Vicious's version of Come On Everybody and did a few doughnuts for a minute or so. This was in a very quiet area in Indiana, NOT Chicago. No cars at all were in the area and the intersection was all stop signs.

Right before I finished I saw a car coming my way so I thought I better go before I become a problem. I calmly drove off on my way home to see mommy and daddy, but I look in the rear view mirror and see something funny. The other car is now in the intersection and is doing doughtnuts himself. I may have seen wrong, but it looked like a Police Car. :D

There is only one cop on duty at a time, thats how small the town is.

When I got home I had a big smile on my face when I saw my dad. Before I could explain why I was smiling my mom came out said the car smelled like gas. I told her I just filled it up. She said "No more than that." "Well now that you mention it, I was doing doughnuts." My dad instantly said "I didn't even have to ask about that smile on your face, I knew you did something." We all laughed and went out for dinner.

Have fun out there!

[Bradley G]

When I got to work on Saturday, one of the guys has a Subi WRX the tire tracks in the snow says he did a triple

[Bigdogjim]

I like donuts also....with :coffee:

[J-MAN]

Wow, another great story!

[fastblackmerc]

Knowing that I'll be able to sleep tonight.

[offroadkarter]

I have never put 18.4 gallons in it at once.


Try having a 32 gallon tank

[martyo]

Dom, what is your last name?

[Haggis]

Dom, what is your last name?

Dom Bagodonuts

[Motorhead350]

Dom, what is your last name?

Just go to the post office, you will find out.

[knine]

"See my next thread How do I keep this cop from messing with me??? "

[martyo]

Just go to the post office, you will find out.


I am serious.

[Motorhead350]

I am serious.

Until we make a business transaction, that is none of your business.

Why? Am I going to be on double secret probation and have more threads to post on police on my tail?

[martyo]

Until we make a business transaction, that is none of your business.

Why? Am I going to be on double secret probation and have more threads to post on police on my tail?

Are you embarassed to tell me?

[Motorhead350]

Are you embarassed to tell me?

You have answered my questions with a question.

Do you think I am dumb enough to post it on a public site? :D I would PM it to you as you did to me. Right now there is no need too, unless you wanna trade that lift for something I sent ya. ;)

[martyo]

I just want to be able to keep an eye out in the papers and the obits.

I want to be able to say, "See, I knew it!!!" when i show my friends and family.

[Motorhead350]

Martyo, just think of the story and you will be able to match my name to it without thinking.

"There was a report of street racing just outside the Waffle House with a Mercury Marauder against a Zo6. The driver of the Mercury was apparently blasting music no one in Georgia ever heard of that sounded like something from the past while racing. They were just about on I-75 when a Milk Truck came in the passing lane and almost hit the Mercury which managed to not only get around the truck, but swipe one gallon of 2% at the same time. It is not known how the driver did this. At that point the Zo6 took the lead, but wasn't watching the road thinking the Mercury would crash so he could watch and laugh. Just then a turn came up and the Zo6 ran off the road and bottomed out on dirt with the driver unharmed. The milk truck however jackknifed and had a leak, the police are now cleaning up a chocolate mess and most of it got in the Zo6, which will cost the owner 300 bucks. When questioned the Zo6 driver said the Mercury had Illinois plates and was blasting Tra La La by The Majors right after passing his wrecked car... a song not heard on the radio since 1960. The driver IDed the Mercury driver from his constant postings on www.mercurymarauder.net on all his mischief. The driver is still at large and was last seen driving, laughing and blasting Rock N' Roll is here to stay by Danny and The Juniors."

Look for something like that and you'll know it was me. :burnout:

[martyo]

Your dellusions of invincibility are likely to cost somone. Sadly, it will likely be someone other than you.

[Motorhead350]

Your dellusions of invincibility are likely to cost somone. Sadly, it will likely be someone other than you.

Martyo, I am not as bad as I may sound. There are other people in this world that should be a much higher concern than me. "Sadly"? See I knew someone off this site wanted me dead.

[martyo]

Martyo, I am not as bad as I may sound. There are other people in this world that should be a much higher concern than me. "Sadly"? See I knew someone off this site wanted me dead.

Dom, the sadly part refers to the fact that YOU will end up hurting someone else. It is not a matter of whether, more a matter of when. So, sadly someone who you don't know and who was not enjoying your antics will suffer because of them.

Got it?

[Motorhead350]

Dom, the sadly part refers to the fact that YOU will end up hurting someone else. It is not a matter of whether, more a matter of when. So, sadly someone who you don't know and who was not enjoying your antics will suffer because of them.

Got it?

Ya I know I was just messing around.

I don't hurt anyone Martyo and have yet to have a close call. Usually I take it at street lights, but a public road is a public road. If tracks weren't so far or costly I'd go every week.

I will go in my corner now. I promise not to have fun the rest of the day.

[Rocknthehawk]

Martyo, just think of the story and you will be able to match my name to it without thinking.

"There was a report of street racing just outside the Waffle House with a Mercury Marauder against a Zo6. The driver of the Mercury was apparently blasting music no one in Georgia ever heard of that sounded like something from the past while racing. They were just about on I-75 when a Milk Truck came in the passing lane and almost hit the Mercury which managed to not only get around the truck, but swipe one gallon of 2% at the same time. It is not known how the driver did this. At that point the Zo6 took the lead, but wasn't watching the road thinking the Mercury would crash so he could watch and laugh. Just then a turn came up and the Zo6 ran off the road and bottomed out on dirt with the driver unharmed. The milk truck however jackknifed and had a leak, the police are now cleaning up a chocolate mess and most of it got in the Zo6, which will cost the owner 300 bucks. When questioned the Zo6 driver said the Mercury had Illinois plates and was blasting Tra La La by The Majors right after passing his wrecked car... a song not heard on the radio since 1960. The driver IDed the Mercury driver from his constant postings on www.mercurymarauder.net (http://www.mercurymarauder.net) on all his mischief. The driver is still at large and was last seen driving, laughing and blasting Rock N' Roll is here to stay by Danny and The Juniors."

Look for something like that and you'll know it was me. :burnout:


Nobody will glorify your idiotic antics in that way.

[Motorhead350]

Nobody will glorify your idiotic antics in that way.

Ya says you. :P

Like you've never done doughnuts. Gimme a break.

[RacerX]

Ya know... I'm not justifying it, but, my uncle tearing around town with his buddies in the back of a pickup truck, in lawn chairs, drinking mass quantities, shooting at stop signs and just getting a "Go home!" warning from the small town sherrif in the seventies ... Accidents happen, but, there is worse... BUT, it is better saved for the track! C'MON SPRING!!!!!!!