Made Greenpeace mad again

[Motorhead350]

Last week I drove to school to go to that office that tells you to come back at another time when I saw Greenpeace outside the building. Normally I would walk up to them and inform them on how they are ruining the auto industry and how electric cars are worse for the environment than my gas sucking Marauder. I didn't walk their way, but when I got back in the Marauder to leave they were still outside.

When I got on the road to make my right hand turn and go past them I gave it WOT. The car was roaring, the headers screaming, the tires smoking, the tires screeching, heads were turning all on me (just what I wanted) everyone looked at me including everyone from Greenpeace and I flipped them off looking at one right in the eye while doing a rolling burnout. They clearly saw me and someone had to give it back to them that my gas sucking car will never be exchanged for anything that gets good gas mileage.

If they spend so much time trying to get cars like ours off the streets, it was a good feeling I barked back. I have talked to them many times, but it's the first time I spelled it out in smoke.

Before you ask, yes they were the winter tires and yes it was worth it. Every last spec of rubber. :burnout:

[CBT]

Translation:
I was stuck in traffic on LSD when I noticed the vehicle in front of me had a Greenpeace bumper sticker. I gave them a really mean stare, hoping they would look in their rear view mirror. They did not. I still have my winter tires on my Marauder. Kill your TV.
The end.


Love you, man!:D

[Motorhead350]

It's word for buddy, but that was cute. ;)

[CBT]

I will never get tired of reading your stories. :beer:

[Paul T. Casey]

I commend your efforts on this one. Only thing to worry about is if one of the tree fornicaters decide to file a criminal charge against you. Most of the green folks are lawyered up pretty good.

[Motorhead350]

Paul, I believe you, but I seriously doubt they would waste one dollar going after me. They would rather take on an oil company or something big to make a change, not someone that drove by for ten seconds that ruined one of the persuasive speeches.

It's been a week and nothing has happened. Even if they got my tag, they wouldn't find me or my car. Shhhhhhhh don't tell anyone! :cool:

[Stranger in the Black Sedan]

I would be worried about them damaging your car or burning it to the ground.

[Motorhead350]

I would be worried about them damaging your car or burning it to the ground.

They won't find it. If they ever tired doing that when I stopped I would have no problem brake torquing it, doing doughnuts and sideswiping a few of them. Or if traffic was heavy, my metal flashlight would have a meeting with some of their heads. Frickin' fascists. The second I see a match to burn the car with me in it they could be locked up for attempted murder, than again so would I. Kinda contradicts the whole "piece" thing doesn't it?

[bawazir]

:2thumbs: It is worth to see there sorry ass faces. I wish i was there

[swordfish]

I would be worried about them damaging your car or burning it to the ground.

The problem is you wont see em. mmost of them are little chicken S**ts. you'll just find your car all screwed up!

[Motorhead350]

The problem is you wont see em. mmost of them are little chicken S**ts. you'll just find your car all screwed up!

The only times I parked my car down town are in garage with security that know me and my car. I have a crappy garage here too. They can't get it.

They are little chicken s***s. Last time I talked to them saying how I simply disagreed, they walked away before I could finish speaking. I was chasing them away. That was a funny day.

[Glenn]

I think you should change your Avatar - not one I would use. :shake:

Glenn Ford

[Motorhead350]

I think you should change your Avatar - not one I would use. :shake:

Glenn Ford

You don't like the band D.R.I.?

[tbone]

What a great story! I truly laughed my ass off. I hate those aholes too.

[Big Black Beast]

Translation:
I was stuck in traffic on LSD when I noticed the vehicle in front of me had a Greenpeace bumper sticker. I gave them a really mean stare, hoping they would look in their rear view mirror. They did not. I still have my winter tires on my Marauder. Kill your TV.
The end.

LOL! Good take...

[Big Black Beast]

What do you mean made them mad again? They're always mad 'bout somethin.
Anyway, freaking hilarious. Wish I could do burnouts....

[Motorhead350]

What do you mean made them mad again? They're always mad 'bout somethin.
Anyway, freaking hilarious. Wish I could do burnouts....

I told one of them off a few years ago about how a used car is better for the environment than a new Hybrid... even if it was 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle SS with a 454 under the hood. I will look for that story and post it for you later.

[guspech750]

Thats cool. Good story Dom. Like it a lot.

[RacerX]

I would be worried about them damaging your car or burning it to the ground.

I would think that would cause pollution so they wouldn't do it. They would handcuff themselves all around his car in which case he could have a better chance at scoring with one of greasey unshaven ones by tempting them with a granola bar...

[Motorhead350]

I would think that would cause pollution so they wouldn't do it. They would handcuff themselves all around his car in which case he could have a better chance at scoring with one of greasey unshaven ones by tempting them with a granola bar...

You're too funny!

[J-MAN]

What a man.

[LIGHTNIN1]

They won't find it. If they ever tired doing that when I stopped I would have no problem brake torquing it, doing doughnuts and sideswiping a few of them. Or if traffic was heavy, my metal flashlight would have a meeting with some of their heads. Frickin' fascists. The second I see a match to burn the car with me in it they could be locked up for attempted murder, than again so would I. Kinda contradicts the whole "piece" thing doesn't it?

Dom For President! You sir are a true American Hero! I sure wish I could have been standing there watching you. The picture is burned into my mind, what is left. We had some Lettuce Ladys from Peta here out in bikinis on the street handing out veggie cookies or something with the temp at 10 degrees 2 or 3 weeks ago. It was worth wasting a set of tires on these people.:beer:

[CBT]

The second I see a match to burn the car with me in it they could be locked up for attempted murder, than again so would I. Kinda contradicts the whole "piece" thing doesn't it?

No, but it contradicts the whole "peace" thing.:D

[LIGHTNIN1]

Just heard on 5:30 news that PETA is after Puxawanty phil ground hog. Say he is being mistreated. Dom you know what to do.

[Motorhead350]

Just heard on 5:30 news that PETA is after Puxawanty phil ground hog. Say he is being mistreated. Dom you know what to do.

Actually I haven't had meat in four weeks or so, but didn't give it up completely. I would have no problem eating raw meat right in front of all of them. I have been known to disgust people by doing this. I never get sick, ever! mmmmmmmmm yummy! :D

[Paul T. Casey]

I have been known to disgust people ! :D

Naw, too easy....

[Motorhead350]

Naw, too easy....

I like your thinking. :D