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Motorhead350
03-19-2010, 12:57 AM
Tonight my friends and I all went out for ice-cream in the Marauder. When we got in my friends girlfriend (who I haven't seen since last fall) said "Hey why don't we play with your P.A. tonight?" So we did. After the ice cream we just decided to yell at random people with a 100 watt P.A. thanks to radio shack. It was just like The Blues Brothers. My only rule is to not insult anyone. Here's some of what we said:
A guy and a girl were walking together "Don't bite the D!ck!"
2 Slutty looking girls and two guys together "Wrap it dudes. They give more people rides than a city bus!"
Another couple "Hold hands, it'll help your chances."
Smokers "Does your mother know you smoke?"
People on phones "Get off the phone."
A couple arguing "Don't fight or I'll run you in."
A guy walking with two girls while carring his bike "Ride the bike, don't walk the bike."
Another couple holding each others backs "She said lower!"
Drove by the Wiener Circle "Where's my chocolate shake?!" You gotta live in Chicago to understand that one. :banana:
Two people leaving a cab "Hope you all tipped well." When I said that one of the guys gave us a thumbs up and smiled while standing like a rock star as he hits an opening chord when playing live. He must have knew the car and thought it was awesome to have the P.A. :cool:
Most people were in shock just to hear the car espeically at 1am. You don't always need the blower for fun with this car.
;)
Paul T. Casey
03-19-2010, 04:06 AM
When we got in my friends girlfriend .
;)
I'm ashamed Mr. CBT missed this one.
I'm ashamed Mr. CBT missed this one.
Doh! I'm slippin'.....
Drewstang
03-19-2010, 06:22 AM
I personally like driving by gold courses and blowing the airhorn just as someone is going to tee off or put on the green. Sorry golfers, LOL.
Egon Spengler
03-19-2010, 06:36 AM
Dom, I saw on a tv show about the best places for food and they were doing a piece about the weiner's circle and I have to know, what does the chocolate shake entail? I was intrigued when they were talking about it on the tv and now that I know someone in the area... WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!?!? She show her boobies or something???
Haggis
03-19-2010, 06:43 AM
I personally like driving by gold courses and blowing the airhorn just as someone is going to tee off or put on the green. Sorry golfers, LOL.
Wow!! You have gold courses that's neat; how do they tee off?
Motorhead350
03-19-2010, 10:47 AM
That restaurant you must go to at 3am or after. All of the employees there at that hour are usually big black women. If you go there and order a chocolate shake they will charge you $20, turn the lights out or flash them, tell everyone to put their f-ing camera and camera phones away... one will lift up their shirt and shake her big black boobies. Very nice. ;)
It doesn't have to be $20 from one person, it can be a collection and I helped pay for one once. :D
That restaurant you must go to at 3am or after. All of the employees there at that hour are usually big black women. If you go there and order a chocolate shake they will charge you $20, turn the lights out or flash them, tell everyone to put their f-ing camera and camera phones away... one will lift up their shirt and shake her big black boobies. Very nice. ;)
It doesn't have to be $20 from one person, it can be a collection and I helped pay for one once. :D
Just one? So it's 40 to see both?
Shora
03-19-2010, 11:25 AM
After the ice cream we just decided to yell at random people with a 100 watt P.A. thanks to radio shack. It was just like The Blues Brothers. My only rule is to not insult anyone. Here's some of what we said:
2 Slutty looking girls and two guys together "Wrap it dudes. They give more people rides than a city bus!"
How is that not an insult? You pretend to have these morals or rules, but you're too stupid to even be able to follow them.
It's a miracle that you are from Chicago and don't get your a$$ handed to you on a daily basis.
Motorhead350
03-19-2010, 11:58 AM
How is that not an insult? You pretend to have these morals or rules, but you're too stupid to even be able to follow them.
It's a miracle that you are from Chicago and don't get your a$$ handed to you on a daily basis.
Okay so we aren't on good terms anymore?
BTW I didn't call anyone a name. You need to read things twice. Silly wabbit!
Shora
03-19-2010, 12:22 PM
Okay so we aren't on good terms anymore?
BTW I didn't call anyone a name. You need to read things twice. Silly wabbit!
While you didn't call those girls "sluts" directly, you never the less
did call them that (more rides than a City Bus). Also, as I am sure you know, those are fighting words. I am shocked those guys let you get away with it.
We are on good terms. After alll, how could one who knows you not be?
I was talking about all the things you do, daily, with those who aren't used to your ways/ style.
guspech750
03-19-2010, 12:50 PM
I personally like driving by gold courses and blowing the airhorn just as someone is going to tee off or put on the green. Sorry golfers, LOL.
I second this action. And highly rcomend it too!! Its very funny. Its even better when we park near a golf course and just keep blowing the airhorn at evey golfer Teeing off.
Rocknthehawk
03-19-2010, 01:15 PM
How is that not an insult? You pretend to have these morals or rules, but you're too stupid to even be able to follow them.
It's a miracle that you are from Chicago and don't get your a$$ handed to you on a daily basis.
We could only hope. A dose of reality could be a good wake up call.
There was a reason he does this in his car with a PA and not just walking down the sidewalk.
Motorhead350
03-19-2010, 02:32 PM
We could only hope. A dose of reality could be a good wake up call.
There was a reason he does this in his car with a PA and not just walking down the sidewalk.
Dude you used to laugh right along with everything until you found out I don't agree with you on a topic and guess what I still don't. Get over it.
Yes there is a reason it's in the car, that's why it's in there.
You boys are silly.
Dom you got got busted by the fun police. Turn in your sense of humor.
Motorhead350
03-19-2010, 08:58 PM
Dom you got got busted by the fun police. Turn in your sense of humor.
According to my girlfriend it's attached to me.
According to my girlfriend it's attached to me.
Doh! :lol:
dakslim
03-20-2010, 07:38 AM
I stopped doing stuff like that when I was a teenager and yes they had cars and PA systems back then! I realize that you are not far out of your teens but dude, it's not really that funny.
Rocknthehawk
03-20-2010, 09:22 AM
Dude you used to laugh right along with everything until you found out I don't agree with you on a topic and guess what I still don't. Get over it.
Yes there is a reason it's in the car, that's why it's in there.
You boys are silly.
I have no idea what you're talking about?
Black_Out
03-20-2010, 10:05 AM
Sounds pretty lame, and alot of the things said could be taken as insults. lol
Black_Out
03-20-2010, 10:06 AM
lol you thought it was so cool you had to post it on the internetz
Motorhead350
03-20-2010, 11:21 AM
lol you thought it was so cool you had to post it on the internetz
Thought? No I know it's cool. It's the thing to do now is to annoy people and listen to lady gaga, someone isn't in 2010!
ImpalaSlayer
03-20-2010, 12:39 PM
ihad a PA in my old truck when i was in HS. i had tons of fun with that thing.
justbob
03-20-2010, 01:33 PM
Same here, but not after H.S.
-Matt-
03-20-2010, 01:37 PM
oh god guys, get a life.... laugh a little, lifes to short to be pissed off all the time or be a keyboard gangsta
Black_Out
03-20-2010, 03:48 PM
I will agree on one thing,
Life is too short!
Big Black Beast
03-28-2010, 10:03 PM
To every one you drove by it sounded like: "Tksjlfef ssshooossss ffefifjdfjjieji hhmooooorrrrrrr sheeeeooooooo screeeee pshttttt".
BTW that pesky sense of humor can be permenantly removed. Ask me how!
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