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RocsMerc
04-18-2010, 09:24 AM
PERFORMANCE CHIP MERCURY MARAUDER 2003-2004
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/PERFORMANCE-CHIP-MERCURY-MARAUDER-2003-2004_W0QQitemZ330425038097QQcm dZViewItemQQptZMotors_Car_Truc k_Parts_Accessories?hash=item4 ceeddf511#ht_4751wt_1163
:flamer: :flamer:
http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac29/hvelocityperformance/dram.jpg

INCREASED PERFORMANCE
- 75+ WHEEL Horsepower (85-95+ HP on trucks and SUVs)
- 80+ foot pounds of Torque (95-105+ Torque on trucks and SUVs)
- Improved Acceleration
- Faster Track times
- Improved 1/4 mile and 1/8th mile track times
- Smoother mid-range acceleration
- MoreTop-End power

OTHER BENEFITS
- 15+ MPG better fuel Efficiency GUARANTEED! :shake:
- Increased towing capacity - increased towing power
- Smoother shifting (On Both Manual and Automatic transmissions)
- Smoother, Cleaner Idle
- Extends the life of your spark plugs
- Extends the time between costly engine Tune-ups
- More low end torque
- 50%+ Faster throttle response time
- Cleaner Engine Heads
- Cleaner and faster revs
- Higher Top-Speed and Improved Top-End Torque
- Better Climbing ability
- Improved HP and Torque Output in High Altitude Areas where the air is thin
- Increased Passing Ability
- Better and Crisp throttle response
- Circuit Protection
- Better Mid-High RPM Revs
- Helps your vehicle to Pass SMOG and EMISSIONS Regulations
- Street Legal Everywhere
- Pays for itself by saving gas
- Cleaner Spark Plugs ( This Means Less repairs and tune-ups )
- Cleaner Engine heads ( Once Again, This Means Less repairs on the vehicle)
- Lengthens the life of your engine belts by reducing Engine RPM's
- Smoother Power in all power band levels
- Causes less stress on your engine, making your engine last even longer
- Dyno Proven
- Extends the life of your oil and extends the life of your oil between oil changes

All this for only $20. lmao :shake: :flamer:
I'm almost tempted to buy this mystery black box just so I can demand my 33 MPG or better which was GUARANTEED. That could be a very fun fight. :argue: :lol:

SpartaPerformance
04-18-2010, 10:52 AM
I kept looking somewhere for an "April Fools" or something. That add needs to be reported! You know how many young inexperienced and stupid people are going to get ripped off.

gdsqdcr
04-18-2010, 11:59 AM
How does a chip get you smoother shifting on a manual? Of course
the rest of the add is a joke as well.

Anthony

ImpalaSlayer
04-18-2010, 12:00 PM
How does a chip get you smoother shifting on a manual? Of course
the rest of the add is a joke as well.

Anthony

cuz its ballin yo!

musclemerc
04-18-2010, 12:33 PM
I think that's what Bobcat is running!

ImpalaSlayer
04-18-2010, 12:39 PM
I think that's what Bobcat is running!


DOH!! :lol:

tbone
04-18-2010, 12:52 PM
And Obama will make the seas part and the skies clear!

musclemerc
04-18-2010, 01:52 PM
And Obama will make the seas part and the skies clear!


??????????

Georges93LX
04-18-2010, 08:57 PM
If you put two of these on your car you wouldn't have to waste all that time and money on superchargers.:D

Blackened300a
04-19-2010, 05:28 AM
If you put two of these on your car you wouldn't have to waste all that time and money on superchargers.:D

Yeah and still qualify as running 12s NA. :D

CBT
04-19-2010, 05:38 AM
Nice chip, is it a suppository?

LIGHTNIN1
04-19-2010, 07:16 AM
Sounds like something one of the illegit tv ministers would be hawking along with cures for one legged people.

RF Overlord
04-19-2010, 09:26 AM
Yeah and still qualify as running 12s NA. My homey's VTEC Civic Type R has one of these chips and he runs 12s all day long.

Oh, you meant 12s in the quarter MILE....sorry.

:lol:

sanco
04-23-2010, 08:07 AM
i see that thing poked its ugly head in here as well lol

its a stupid relay that makes the engine go apecrap and dump fuel into the engine. so you THINK its getting more power when really its only a matter of time before ......BOOM!!!

dakslim
04-23-2010, 08:16 AM
Nice chip, is it a suppository?

Yup...stuff it right up the tailpipe.:eek:

NYGarageQueen
04-29-2010, 09:30 AM
i see that thing poked its ugly head in here as well lol

its a stupid relay that makes the engine go apecrap and dump fuel into the engine. so you THINK its getting more power when really its only a matter of time before ......BOOM!!!

Yea I have heard somewhere, probably on cv.net that give it time it will blow up your motors. We should buy a case and hand them out to local ricers for free.