Bikini Bash!

[Juice]

I attended the local bikini contest, accompanied by my Canon of course. :D

This is one of a series of contests that are ongoing, and there will be a finals with all of the winners of each of these contests.

The girl who won wasn't my choice, but I don't want to spoil it yet. I put up a picture of each one, I'd like you guys to vote on who you think should win.

I took over 400 pictures, most of which aren't really appropriate here. I favored one girl pretty heavily, and I'll post a few more tasteful pictures of her after a few votes come in.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/345.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/260.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/238.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/216.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/213.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/194.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/176.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/092.jpg

[ntd]

2nd pic has my vote:2thumbs:

[Juice]

I finished the poll, so you can make it official.

[bob6364]

Need to set this as a poll ...

[Juice]

I did. You hound dogs responded so fast I couldn't finish it in time. :D

[bob6364]

oops...guess I was typing while you where setting up

[MrBluGruv]

Not really digging the muscular look on the one in teal, but no.6 in the blue and white stripes looks like a fun gal.

[jflave]

The one with the cowboy hat gets my heart jumping, oh thats not my heart. :)

[LOWBUCKMM]

The one with the cowboy hat gets my heart jumping, oh thats not my heart. :)


yea what he^^ said.

[justbob]

I'm gonna have to run with contestant #2....

[guspech750]

#2 ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[Motorhead350]

and everyone of them is a bad lay.

[babbage]

biggest tits wins

[Zack]

Wow...this got to 12 posts already?

[Egon Spengler]

I picked number 2 even though they are all kind of bowzers...

[Joe Walsh]

I picked number 2 even though they are all kind of bowzers...

+1....Where are the HOT chicks???

[TAKEDOWN]

Multicolor for me!

[Juice]

+1....Where are the HOT chicks???

Too shy I guess. There were plenty there, that's for sure.

[Zack]

# 1 clearly has the best face, best tan, 2nd best stomach and fake tata's.

[Juice]

Someone on another forum I posted this on requested back side shots before he voted. Since I uploaded them, I figured I'd share them here too.

The only one I don't have is the Cowboy Hat chick... After I saw her face I stopped taking pictures of her. :eek:

(Same order as original post)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/369.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/254.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/228.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/222.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/185.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/171.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/361.jpg

[Bluerauder]

Someone on another forum I posted this on requested back side shots before he voted.
Can I change my vote. :rofl:

[Juice]

Hmm, I thought I made it so you could change your vote... That might not be an option. This is why I prefer SMF to vBulletin.

[Motorhead350]

This is kinda degradding towards women. JUST ME though.

[CBT]

This is kinda degradding towards women. JUST ME though.
^^This is degrading to spellcheck^^

[Juice]

You mean a voluntary contest where they strut their stuff while people vote on their favorite is degrading? Nobody forced them to do it...

Didn't you just make a comment earlier in this thread about none of them being a good lay?

My guess is that you're just trying to derail yet another thread here at MM.net.

[ntd]

^^This is degrading to spellcheck^^


:lol: nice

[Motorhead350]

My guess is that you're just trying to derail yet another thread here at MM.net.

Wrong we are still on the same subject.

BTW if you notice all my threads get derailed once the subject is covered, I don't do it.

Back to topic.

[Joe Walsh]

:hmmm:
I notice a very high percentage of contestants with 'Tramp Tats'....

Is it required that all young woman get a huge flying eagle/butterfly/floral design tattooed between their sacral dimples*?

+2 on the spellcheck CBT!....:beer:

*look that up in your Funk & Wagnalls Dictionary!

[CBT]

:hmmm:
I notice a very high percentage of contestants with 'Tramp Tats'....

+2 on the spellcheck CBT!....:beer:
Dom knows I :lovies:him.

[Haggis]

This is kinda degradding towards women. JUST ME though.

I thought you were degrading towards women?

[Motorhead350]

I thought you were degrading towards women?

:lol:

They must know it. They all run away from me.

[Vostok]

No love for 4 & 8 yet, ouch :P

[PonyUP]

I hit up the cowboy hat, none of them "raise the roof" but beggars can't be choosers. I'd be alright waking up with any of them next to me, at least provided we did more than sleep.

Can't believe this thread got to 3 pages, IBTHL

[DJCV]

2nd pic has my vote:2thumbs:

Yep, yep! I like the naughty girl-next-door type.

[ctrlraven]

I need to see more before I can make a final choice.

[FastMerc]

I dig the animal side gotta go with Zebra!!!

[Juice]

Haha you guys are vicious! However, your comments aren't unwarranted. The crowd was equally harsh on some of the girls. I personally felt that many of the girls in the crowd would have been much better contestants, but hey, there's always next time!

#2 did win the contest, so you'll be seeing her again in the finals.

[Juice]

My favorite was #8. She's a bit on the skinny side for me, but I liked her best anyway.

Fun chick.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/143.jpg

This was exclusive for me, I told her to give me a smile. :)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/JonesSoda/pics/422.jpg

[CBT]

I used to do a little security work on the side, got to provide escort security at the East Coast Surf Championship back in '95 or '96, total mayhem. Got to escort the 3 ladies around that wore the swimsuits that spelled out Budweiser when they stood next to each other, they were pretty good looking. I remember they wouldn't give posters to anyone under 21. Also got to be security for the local rock station DJ's while they were there, they got drunk and tried to fight with a group of skinheads, that was swell. But the best was escorting the bikini contestants from the hotel changing area out onto the beach stage thru 10,000 drunk mofos all wanting to get with these gals. As they got eliminated, they'd get escorted back, where they would get buck naked in front of me (unexpected bonus not mentioned in the contract, woo-hoo!) and put on regular clothes. Got a couple phone numbers, it was cool. It got down to the final 3 and one gal was blazin, clearly the baddest one on stage. Killer tan, killer smile, killer everything. The panel asked each of them "What would you say to this crowd to get the party started tonight?" And the first two were like "Yeah, woooooo!, let's party!", crap like that. Of course the crowd goes nutty. Last gal, killer everything gal, grabs the mic and says "I just want to let every man out there know, I'm a screamer.", and dropped the mic and bent over. There was about 2 seconds of silence followed by pandemonium, the place exploded, guys were tearing down the orange plastic beach barriers, bumrushing the stage, it was chaos. I ran across and grabbed her, threw her over my shoulder and the rest of security made a little gauntlet for me to run inside the hotel with this girl. And when I say girl, she was a girl. A FIFTEEN year old girl!! She was all freaked out, crying and ****. Anyway, she gets disqualified after admitting it, first place went to who cares, I don't even remember caring at the time, we had to run down the boardwalk shortly after that because some dude slammed into the jetty on a waverunner and we had to make the drunken spectators leave the area. It was crazy! Thanks for posting the pics it brought back great mamm...memories.

[Mr. Man]

Pics or your tale never happened. You were security? Come on I've got chunks in my stool bigger than you:flamer:. :lol:

[CBT]

Pics or your tale never happened. You were security? Come on I've got chunks in my stool bigger than you:flamer:. :lol:
If you want to get technical, it was executive protection work, the surf contest was just one gig. Good stuff, lots of mental and physical work. And some ass kicking on occasion.

[Mr. Man]

If you want to get technical, it was executive protection work, the surf contest was just one gig. Good stuff, lots of mental and physical work. And some ass kicking on occasion.

Sounds like you were the guy who got to sit in the chair and eat donuts:lol:

[sd8683]

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[Paul T. Casey]

I voted gold, mostly way too skinny for my liking. I tend to perfer women over girls.

[LordVader]

Can I change my vote. :rofl:
Me too...completely changed my mind!!

[Egon Spengler]

Not one of these girls made it move...

Absolutely dreadful....
http://www.boston.com/ae/tv/blog/simon-cowell.jpg

[Juice]

There's always next week! I'll have a fresh batch this Sunday.

[Joe Walsh]

Guys, you've got to stop by Red Eye's Dock Bar near Annapolis, Md.
They have a Bikini Contest every Sunday afternoon and they get beautiful woman like this:

http://www.redeyedockbar.com/bikinis.htm

Enjoy!

[Juice]

I can only pray that something like that shows up here. I like taking the pictures myself, so I have to kind of take what I can get.

[LIGHTNIN1]

Yep, yep! I like the naughty girl-next-door type.

Another way of putting it as Travis Tritt once said, I like my women a little on the Trashy Side. And Joe, I think I will be vacationing in Annapolis Md. this year.

[sd8683]

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[ntd]

#1 made me feel kinda funny, like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.


:confused: what rope burn J/K.

I'd give each one of them the best 10 sec's of my life:P

[sd8683]

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[ntd]

Never saw Wayne's world huh?

Yes I did that's why I said J/K;)