Spanked an SRT-8 Challenger!

[CBT]

Yesterday I was taking Jr. shopping, we are rolling up to a T intersection and have to make a left. No other cars around, and I notice the SRT-8 badge on the trunk of a jet black Challenger. I said "Well looky here!" I was thinking please don't let the light change before I get there. Two lanes turn to the left, I was on the inside, Challenger in the right and just before I get to it, the light changes and it turns, just enough for me to see the blacked out rims and hear the driver blip the throttle. I've hung this corner faster than I was turning now so juuuuuust before the Marauder straightens out, hammer time! I hear the SRT-8 get in it, let off, then get in it again, but we are at least 3 cars in front. As soon as mine shifted out, I stood on the brakes instead of taking the other lane. I'm laughing, Jr. is laughing, and then of course, the loser fly-by happens. Jr. said "Oh my God, hahahaha!!" I said "What happened?!" She said "You should have seen that lady's face! Her mouth was open and she had one eyebrow way up in the air like The Rock!" We went up another 3 blocks and she turned into the store parking lot we were going to so we parked beside her. She gets out smiling, I said "That's one bad ass looking car." She said "Thanks, it's my husbands baby, everyone tries to race it." I said "We can go again if you want:D." She laughed and said "No, but I'll let him know what happened, he may want to." She was cool about it, but she got spanked fair and square.

[Egon Spengler]

Was she hot???

[CBT]

Was she hot???

Not too shabby. No sir, not too shabby. Halter top, cut off jean shorts, rock star sized sun glasses.

[FX1]

Haha" was she hot" she prob got hot from being spanked

[Egon Spengler]

Not too shabby. No sir, not too shabby. Halter top, cut off jean shorts, rock star sized sun glasses.
Nice! Did you hit it?

[johnnyrauder]

i can't wait to roll up on one of thoes srt8s good kill. what are your mods.

[CBT]

Nice! Did you hit it?

No, goofy. :P

[CBT]

i can't wait to roll up on one of thoes srt8s good kill. what are your mods.

K&N, tune, and my right foot. :D

[Egon Spengler]

No, goofy. :P
http://tjcnyc.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/goofy.jpg

[PonyUP]

Haha" was she hot" she prob got hot from being spanked
Thats what she said:lol:

[Motorhead350]

hehehe enjoy!

[Egon Spengler]

"No, but I'll let him know what happened, he may want to"
LOL!!! That is so gross.... Did you exchange numbers to give to her man?

[CBT]

"No, but I'll let him know what happened, he may want to"
LOL!!! That is so gross.... Did you exchange numbers to give to her man?
She saw them on my back plate, 1 of 328, booya!

[Mr. Man]

Was the kill still as gratifying once you woke up?:D:P

[Egon Spengler]

Why did this thread turn me on?

[Haggis]

She saw them on my back plate, 1 of 328, booya!

"1 of 328"? There were only 327 Blue Marauders made.

[CBT]

Was the kill still as gratifying once you woke up?:D:P
Yep! Now roll over and go make me some breffas.

[DOOM]

That made my day!

CBT > :shot: < HEMI

DOOM > :high5: < CBT

[Crown Vicman]

Yesterday I was taking Jr. shopping, we are rolling up to a T intersection and have to make a left. No other cars around, and I notice the SRT-8 badge on the trunk of a jet black Challenger. I said "Well looky here!" I was thinking please don't let the light change before I get there. Two lanes turn to the left, I was on the inside, Challenger in the right and just before I get to it, the light changes and it turns, just enough for me to see the blacked out rims and hear the driver blip the throttle. I've hung this corner faster than I was turning now so juuuuuust before the Marauder straightens out, hammer time! I hear the SRT-8 get in it, let off, then get in it again, but we are at least 3 cars in front. As soon as mine shifted out, I stood on the brakes instead of taking the other lane. I'm laughing, Jr. is laughing, and then of course, the loser fly-by happens. Jr. said "Oh my God, hahahaha!!" I said "What happened?!" She said "You should have seen that lady's face! Her mouth was open and she had one eyebrow way up in the air like The Rock!" We went up another 3 blocks and she turned into the store parking lot we were going to so we parked beside her. She gets out smiling, I said "That's one bad ass looking car." She said "Thanks, it's my husbands baby, everyone tries to race it." I said "We can go again if you want:D." She laughed and said "No, but I'll let him know what happened, he may want to." She was cool about it, but she got spanked fair and square.

Say heeeyyyyy, aren't you that guy that always comes into kill threads and says something like "Speed kills everyday or something" LOL WTF MAN:lol:

[LeoVampire]

Very nice Kill CBT good for you!

Nothing like beating a Hemi and putting it in it's place behind a Ford product!! :beer:

[Egon Spengler]

Say heeeyyyyy, aren't you that guy that always comes into kill threads and says something like "Speed kills everyday or something" LOL WTF MAN:lol:
Shut up!:mad2:

[CBT]

Say heeeyyyyy, aren't you that guy that always comes into kill threads and says something like "Speed kills everyday or something" LOL WTF MAN:lol:
Do as I say, not as I do :cool:

[Mr. Man]

Do as I say, not as I do :cool:

Should have said "When I want your opinion I'll tell it to you";)

[Egon Spengler]

Should have said "When I want your opinion I'll tell it to you";)
Or.... the famous.... "Bend over and I'll show you!"

[LeoVampire]

If I want any lip from you I will scrape it off of my zipper!

[guspech750]

Are you sure the car was an SRT8? I think it was a Black Pacer with custom rims that you smoked!!

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/Rodpuckett/pacer.jpg

[Big Black Beast]

I'm not convinced either of you were going all out. I'ts not a win unless you both fly past 12 other cars and at least one of you almost hits something.:rolleyes:

[CBT]

I'm not convinced either of you were going all out. I'ts not a win unless you both fly past 12 other cars and at least one of you almost hits something.:rolleyes:
I'm pretty sure the only reason I managed this kill was A.) She was in the outer lane and had to make the wider turn (although she did start the turn first), and B.) She probably kicked it a little too soon and broke traction. I say that because I clearly heard her nail it, let off and nail it again, but it was too late, we were gone baby! And no one does the ol' loser fly-by unless they know it was go time and they lost.
Now I only gotta kill about 87 more to catch up to DOOM, lol.

[knine]

CBT > :shot: < HEMI

DOOM > http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex011.gif< CBT
There. Fixed it for you.

[CBT]

There. Fixed it for you.

You are a sick, sick puppy!

[knine]

You are a sick, sick puppy!
If I were a sick puppy I would have posted this .... DOOM > http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex020.gif< CBT

[CBT]

Thank-you. :2thumbs:
Did you get the shirt yet?

[knine]

Did you get the shirt yet?
LOL you quoted before I changed it.

No, no shirt. When did you mail it, next Thursday? :confused:

[CBT]

LOL you quoted before I changed it.

No, no shirt. When did you mail it, next Thursday? :confused:

I thought real hard about sending it, but I just havn't been able to commit. I even have the box for it. I fail. :(I may as well hand deliver it in August.:)

[guspech750]

I thought real hard about sending it, but I just havn't been able to commit. I even have the box for it. I fail. :(I may as well hand deliver it in August.:)

Along with my $80 bucks:) For a White Sox shalack'n!!

[CBT]

Along with my $80 bucks:) For a White Sox shalack'n!!
How about a nice black Marauder mechanic shirt instead, hee hee!

[DOOM]

If I were a sick puppy I would have posted this .... DOOM > http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex020.gif< CBT

Hey hey hey!

That was supposed to be our little secret!

[LeoVampire]

Hey hey hey!

That was supposed to be our little secret!


:laugh::laugh:

[Ralph Sr.]

cbt- dont buy your win !! reason being stock srt-8 can run stock 12 seconds, at the drags. stock mercury marauder runs low 15 seconds... was this a dream ? sounds like your a wanna be !! rkvette/ralph sr.

[CBT]

cbt- dont buy your win !! reason being stock srt-8 can run stock 12 seconds, at the drags. stock mercury marauder runs low 15 seconds... was this a dream ? sounds like your a wanna be !! rkvette/ralph sr.

Hey you don't have to believe it from me, but my 17 year old daughter isn't going to lie about it, we trounced that Dodge. You probably wouldn't believe my Viper kill, either. :cool:

[PonyUP]

Hey you don't have to believe it from me, but my 17 year old daughter isn't going to lie about it, we trounced that Dodge. You probably wouldn't believe my Viper kill, either. :cool:

You can always ask someone to film it while you drive around for 14 hrs looking for Kills. :lol:

I totally believe it, Casey doesn't post up with kills very often so I believe it when it happens. Keep in mind it was coming out of a left hand turn, a woman driving a car that belonged to someone else so she wasn't used to it, and Casey was probably yelling "DANG DUDE, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" when he hit it.

Good Kill

[CBT]

You can always ask someone to film it while you drive around for 14 hrs looking for Kills. :lol:

I totally believe it, Casey doesn't post up with kills very often so I believe it when it happens. Keep in mind it was coming out of a left hand turn, a woman driving a car that belonged to someone else so she wasn't used to it, and Casey was probably yelling "DANG DUDE, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" when he hit it.

Good Kill
I love you man. :beer: I would be just as quick to tell if it happened the other way around. Now I have to be on the look out for an angry husband looking for a big blue 4 door that spanked his Hemi.

[PonyUP]

I love you man. :beer: I would be just as quick to tell if it happened the other way around. Now I have to be on the look out for an angry husband looking for a big blue 4 door that spanked his Hemi.

I doubt the Hemi will go home and tell him she was unfaithful :lol: