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burtreynolds
08-05-2010, 08:08 AM
Happened a couple days ago...

The past couple days I have been spending my free time either driving or washing Ms. Jackson. At this particular moment I was driving to go wash her again, because her rear lower bumper had acquired some nasty dust, and thus must clean ASAP. I proceeded down one of the main streets in Springfield, minding my own business when I see this nice looking late model C class Mercedes-Benz coming up behind me...

As the Benz passes I can hear a gurgling coming from the rear, and as I scan up from the rear diffuser I see the markings that only few can enjoy and many envy...AMG. The car had all the proper trim.

6.2 litre V8: Check, Cross drilled larger than life rotors: Check, Front lip with rear defuser:Check, Teenage driver:Check...er...wait?

This kid could not be more than 20, so I am thinking "this could be interesting." As I pull up along side him I give him the eye. You know, the one that says "I am trying to be subtle but please please please play along?" Well after a couple half throttle blips Ms. Jackson convinces him we are not going to give him a ticket and we pull to a light. In front of us are 2 more red lights, but no traffic. I roll down my window:

Me: Man, we can't catch a light can we?

Him: Na, its ridiculous

Me: I like the car, I kinda would like to see what she would do against mine here

Him: Ok, let get past these lights...

I did not expect this. We get past the other 2 lights and get up to about 30mph. I honk 3 times and we take off. Through 1st he hung at my rear quarter, as soon as I hit 2nd he started to overtake me and by the time I was at 70 he had one or two car lengths on me.

I give chase and we both pull into the same car wash. Kid was very polite and a Mercedes-Benz encyclopedia. I showed off Ms. Jackson and he was complimenting me on how much the car surprised him. At first he wondered if he would get a ticket the moment he hit the gas, then wondered why he was not pulling on this crown victoria? I informed him about the marauder and how it was a very special car. We both decided to run through the auto wash and when we were done he lent me a spare microfiber to dry off my car. I invited him to our marauder meet in Springfield so I hope he shows up. Nice guy.

CBT
08-05-2010, 08:32 AM
Happened a couple days ago...

The past couple days I have been spending my free time either driving or washing Ms. Jackson. At this particular moment I was driving to go wash her again, because her rear lower bumper had acquired some nasty dust, and thus must clean ASAP. I proceeded down one of the main streets in Springfield, minding my own business when I see this nice looking late model C class Mercedes-Benz coming up behind me...

As the Benz passes I can hear a gurgling coming from the rear, and as I scan up from the rear diffuser I see the markings that only few can enjoy and many envy...AMG. The car had all the proper trim.

6.2 litre V8: Check, Cross drilled larger than life rotors: Check, Front lip with rear defuser:Check, Teenage driver:Check...er...wait?

This kid could not be more than 20, so I am thinking "this could be interesting." As I pull up along side him I give him the eye. You know, the one that says "I am trying to be subtle but please please please play along?" Well after a couple half throttle blips Ms. Jackson convinces him we are not going to give him a ticket and we pull to a light. In front of us are 2 more red lights, but no traffic. I roll down my window:

Me: Man, we can't catch a light can we?

Him: Na, its ridiculous

Me: I like the car, I kinda would like to see what she would do against mine here

Him: Ok, let get past these lights...

I did not expect this. We get past the other 2 lights and get up to about 30mph. I honk 3 times and we take off. Through 1st he hung at my rear quarter, as soon as I hit 2nd he started to overtake me and by the time I was at 70 he had one or two car lengths on me.

I give chase and we both pull into the same car wash. Kid was very polite and a Mercedes-Benz encyclopedia. I showed off Ms. Jackson and he was complimenting me on how much the car surprised him. At first he wondered if he would get a ticket the moment he hit the gas, then wondered why he was not pulling on this crown victoria? I informed him about the marauder and how it was a very special car. We both decided to run through the auto wash and when we were done he lent me a spare microfiber to dry off my car. I invited him to our marauder meet in Springfield so I hope he shows up. Nice guy.

For some reason, I'm picturing that scene from Zoolander where the male models are splashing each other with gas at the gas station, having a gay old time, lol.
Is your car called Ms. Jackson because of that song?

Egon Spengler
08-05-2010, 08:46 AM
For some reason, I'm picturing that scene from Zoolander where the male models are splashing each other with gas at the gas station, having a gay old time, lol.
Is your car called Ms. Jackson because of that song?
I'm sorry Ms Jackson! OOOOOOO!

CBT
08-05-2010, 08:48 AM
I'm sorry Ms Jackson! OOOOOOO!
I was thinking "Ms. Jackson if you nasty".

Egon Spengler
08-05-2010, 08:51 AM
Sorry for your loss.... haha

I am partial to "Morticia" haha

MrBluGruv
08-05-2010, 08:59 AM
Sorry I never got back to you about this story over the phone, very nice. I remember I ran with some AMG convertible a little over a year ago, what finally let him pull ahead was he was comfortable weaving inches between traffic and I was not at all.

RacerX
08-05-2010, 01:35 PM
Look like this? Took me turning on the N2O to wipe the road of my buddy's AMG!!!! He respects the Marauder... :D

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/gallery/data/584/IMG_0307a.jpg

burtreynolds
08-05-2010, 01:40 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs246.snc4/39623_454595320438_507635438_6 197879_7852271_n.jpg


She is named Ms Jackson because I needed an appropriate name for her, and Jackie Brown was just too much for me. She is Big, Black and Sassy...so I obey her. Ms. Jackson seemed like a good name to obey.

CBT
08-05-2010, 04:18 PM
She is named Ms Jackson because I needed an appropriate name for her, and Jackie Brown was just too much for me. She is Big, Black and Sassy...so I obey her. Ms. Jackson seemed like a good name to obey.

Sounds like a great reason for the name to me :beer: