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RacerX
10-28-2010, 06:26 PM
Which one of you knobs actually did this and then tried to pawn it off on ebay as a power adder? :D

http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/power302/VelocityHoles.jpg
http://www.modularfords.com/forums/showthread.php/166026-Velocity-Holes-in-your-Mach1-Intake
visionmercury
10-28-2010, 06:30 PM
wow thats all i can say !!!!
Spectragod
10-28-2010, 06:43 PM
It requires the use of a spacer to be most effective.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! !!!!!!!!
RocsMerc
10-28-2010, 11:06 PM
HAHA!! Velocity holes. I can't stop laughing.
SC Cheesehead
10-29-2010, 06:09 AM
"My loss is your gain."

Yeah. Right.

You know what ol' PT Barnum used to say... ;)
babbage
10-29-2010, 07:00 AM
Perhaps they are "OIL DRAIN HOLES" lol. Perhaps it was to save weight??

Wow.
Egon Spengler
10-29-2010, 07:14 AM
The funniest thing of all is that people are actually bidding on this thing...
CBT
10-29-2010, 07:43 AM
The funniest thing of all is that people are actually bidding on this thing...

That's what she said! :beer:
BODYMAN
10-29-2010, 09:17 AM
If this sells Iam gonna get a lkq one or take the one I repl and do the same, Gotta make extra $ somehow!!!!! HA,HA..
Raven34
10-29-2010, 09:21 AM
:lol:Reminds me of when Homer Simpson was poking holes in his hood with a pick axe. Then he told flanders they were "speed holes."
MrBluGruv
10-29-2010, 09:42 AM
If this sells Iam gonna get a lkq one or take the one I repl and do the same, Gotta make extra $ somehow!!!!! HA,HA..


Sold for $210. Get drilin'. ;)
Rockettman
10-29-2010, 09:46 AM
Wait for it........


Get drilin'. ;)

That's what she said! :P
(there you go).
SC Cheesehead
10-29-2010, 10:27 AM
:lol:Reminds me of when Homer Simpson was poking holes in his hood with a pick axe. Then he told flanders they were "speed holes."

Hmmmmm, any idea on HP gain per hole? ;)
Rockettman
10-29-2010, 10:32 AM
Well it depends on the size of each hole of course.
BODYMAN
10-29-2010, 11:27 AM
Well it depends on the size of each hole of course.

Would that have to do with OH forget it, I couldnt resist!!!
BODYMAN
10-29-2010, 11:29 AM
Sold for $210. Get drilin'. ;)

I have to do the math is it actually worth the titanium drill bits Ill ruin!
Mike
10-29-2010, 05:02 PM
Well it depends on the size of each hole of course.

Thats what she said :beer:
massacre
10-29-2010, 06:38 PM
Makes you wonder where all that material went after he drilled it out?

-ouch!
RacerX
10-29-2010, 07:24 PM
Into the tunnels, lodged into the oil that we all know gets in there until the vacuum is enough to suck it into the cylinders, slipping between rings and cylinder walls, lodging in between the valve stem heads and seats where it glows like a hot coal, eating away metal... :D
ctrlraven
10-29-2010, 08:13 PM
I wonder if it flows better than the original Naz intake manifold? lol
steve fox
10-29-2010, 08:23 PM
What knob would buy it thinking it was a power addder?
RacerX
10-29-2010, 08:30 PM
What knob would buy it thinking it was a power addder?
Same knobs that buy this shite? :dunno:
http://www.tornadoair.com/buy1/
RF Overlord
10-29-2010, 09:33 PM
I wonder if it flows better than the original Naz intake manifold? lolHis made whistling noises when the welds cracked. This one should sound like a calliope. :rolleyes:
CBT
10-30-2010, 06:01 PM
Makes you wonder where all that material went after he drilled it out?

-ouch!

:eek: That's what she said! :beer:
BODYMAN
10-30-2010, 06:56 PM
:eek: That's what she said! :beer:

Ok for the last 2-days since this thread came up. whenever I have needed a good laugh I just look at this thread, that is what you call it right?:beer:
magindat
10-30-2010, 10:08 PM
Sooo, we're saying to just drill it while it's on the car and the excess material gets hot while it makes calliope sounds before going off? COOL!

:eek:
rayjay
10-31-2010, 05:16 AM
OK, I'll play really stupid. Other than take in unmetered air, drip out unwanted oil, exactly what does that thing do? Anyone want to guess?

Keep in mind I am not a tech and do not play one on TV.
rayjay
10-31-2010, 05:18 AM
Sooo, we're saying to just drill it while it's on the car and the excess material gets hot while it makes calliope sounds before going off? COOL!

:eek:

My exhaust still makes the pinging sound. One of the few at MV8 that still did.
RacerX
10-31-2010, 01:33 PM
OK, I'll play really stupid. Other than take in unmetered air, drip out unwanted oil, exactly what does that thing do? Anyone want to guess?

Keep in mind I am not a tech and do not play one on TV.
HEHE! Actually, it would be metered air since it's allready in the intake manifold/upper plenum at that point. I think someone got the idea that it would be a shortcut to the runners, kinda like a shortrunner. One, the holes aren't big enough. Two, they're just adding side turbulence to the air flow. Third... If you could get some small ball bearings under those holes, it would probably sound like a gang of referee's whistles on steroids!:D