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Dennis Reinhart
02-17-2011, 03:38 PM
The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens

duhtroll
02-17-2011, 03:53 PM
The human gestation period is more like 10 months.

Just sayin'.

and I have seen the exact same thing but with Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Quayle, Rice instead of the Dems names.

Al Gore was born in March of 48, but Hillary was Oct of 47, Kerry was born in '43, Billiam was '46, Dean in Nov of '48, Pelosi was 1940,

I would be willing to bet the pubs b-days don't match either. Cheney has to be older than all of the ones I mentioned. McCain was around in the Civil War, I think, so that is out too.

tbone
02-17-2011, 04:02 PM
Truly awesome! Makes so much sense!

MrBluGruv
02-17-2011, 04:03 PM
lol, I really didn't expect that when I moused over the thread title for a preview. Nice one. :)

Dennis Reinhart
02-17-2011, 04:07 PM
The human gestation period is more like 10 months.

Just saying'.

Just replying

Da, have you ever heard of premature birth. I think MERCMAN falls in this area, his parents had to put a fence around the sand box when he was a baby because every time he got in there, all the kitty cats in the neighborhood tried to bury him.:lol:

SC Cheesehead
02-17-2011, 06:18 PM
:laugh: Jocularity :laugh:


Just replying

Da, have you ever heard of premature birth. I think MERCMAN falls in this area, his parents had to put a fence around the sand box when he was a baby because every time he got in there, all the kitty cats in the neighborhood tried to bury him.:lol:

Hey Dennis, I hear tell this one about Dan, too:

Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide."

Dennis Reinhart
02-20-2011, 11:19 AM
:laugh: Jocularity :laugh:



Hey Dennis, I hear tell this one about Dan, too:

Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide."


He told me a picture is worth a thousand words.


http://www.mercurymarauder.net/gallery/data/580/medium/IMG_00692.jpg (javascript:;)

MERCMAN
02-20-2011, 11:25 AM
and guess what??? DENNIS DID!!!

Dennis Reinhart
02-20-2011, 11:39 AM
and guess what??? DENNIS DID!!!


At least I did not have to stop by a nursing home for a date.

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/gallery/data/580/IMG_00663.jpg

Dennis Reinhart
02-20-2011, 12:14 PM
The human gestation period is more like 10 months.

Just sayin'.

and I have seen the exact same thing but with Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Quayle, Rice instead of the Dems names.

Al Gore was born in March of 48, but Hillary was Oct of 47, Kerry was born in '43, Billiam was '46, Dean in Nov of '48, Pelosi was 1940,

I would be willing to bet the pubs b-days don't match either. Cheney has to be older than all of the ones I mentioned. McCain was around in the Civil War, I think, so that is out too.


You need to stay away from the Dairy Queen, and eating dream cycles.:banana::banana2:

thathotrodlincn
02-20-2011, 12:21 PM
Youall keep it up. This is getting INTERESTING

MERCMAN
02-20-2011, 04:16 PM
At least I did not have to stop by a nursing home for a date.

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/gallery/data/580/IMG_00663.jpg

Nope,, you prefer the mortuary

MM2004
02-20-2011, 05:58 PM
Careful Dennis.

Dan stands about 1 foot taller than you. And out weighs you by... I dunno...


1/2 a ton maybe?

:lol:

Mike.

Mr. Man
02-20-2011, 08:08 PM
Careful Dennis.

Dan stands about 1 foot taller than you. And out weighs you by... I dunno...


1/2 a ton maybe?

:lol:

Mike.

Hey!! You guys should show Dan a little "respect" I tell ya:D:P

SC Cheesehead
02-20-2011, 08:42 PM
Hey!! You guys should show Dan a little "respect" I tell ya:D:P

Yeah, poor Dan. I heard Dan told his psychiatrist that everyone hates him. The psychiatrist said he was being ridiculous… everyone hasn't met you yet.

Mr. Man
02-20-2011, 08:45 PM
Yeah, poor Dan. I heard Dan told his psychiatrist that everyone hates him. The psychiatrist said he was being ridiculous… everyone hasn't met you yet.
Yeah I hear ya Rex. I heard he asked the bartender to make him a Zombie and the bartender said God beat him to it:D

SC Cheesehead
02-20-2011, 08:47 PM
Yeah I hear ya Rex. I heard he asked the bartender to make him a Zombie and the bartender said God beat him to it:D


Dan went to see his doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

Mr. Man
02-20-2011, 08:54 PM
Dan went to see his doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
Hey Dan's had a rough life...when he was a kid his parents gave him a toaster and a radio as bath toys:D

SC Cheesehead
02-21-2011, 05:36 AM
Hey Dan's had a rough life...when he was a kid his parents gave him a toaster and a radio as bath toys:D

No kidding.

Dan said with his old man he got no respect.

He asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

BTW, how long you think before Dan reads these? IBTL... ;)

Vostok
02-21-2011, 05:56 AM
McCain was around in the Civil War, I think, so that is out too.

:lol: hahahhah

MERCMAN
02-21-2011, 06:32 AM
My doctor said I was terribly ill, I told him I wanted a second opinion,,,he said Okay,, you're ugly too :)

SC Cheesehead
02-21-2011, 06:41 AM
My doctor said I was terribly ill, I told him I wanted a second opinion,,,he said Okay,, you're ugly too :)


That's what I love, a good sport! :D ------> :up:

MM2004
02-21-2011, 06:57 AM
My doctor said I was terribly ill, I told him I wanted a second opinion,,,he said Okay,, you're ugly too :)

Care for a third opinion?

:lol:

Mike.

SC Cheesehead
02-21-2011, 06:58 AM
Care for a third opinion?

:lol:

Mike.


KAPOW!

http://www.bloodydecks.com/forums/images/smilies/_smack_.gif

MERCMAN
02-21-2011, 07:37 AM
[QUOTE=MM2004;1013096]Care for a third opinion?

:lol:

Mike.[/QUOTE

well, you know what they say .. opinions are like Heckmans, yadda yadda yadda :)

TJCOX
02-21-2011, 08:55 AM
I was born a few months earlier than them so I'm not an alien?

SC Cheesehead
02-21-2011, 09:25 AM
:laugh: Jocularity! :laugh:




well, you know what they say .. opinions are like Heckmans, yadda yadda yadda :)

Mr. Man
02-21-2011, 12:25 PM
No kidding.

Dan said with his old man he got no respect.

He asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

BTW, how long you think before Dan reads these? IBTL... ;)


I was wondering this too:beer:
I would think he would always be in a bad mood seeing as his Fruit of the Loom guys are always laughing at him:D

SC Cheesehead
02-21-2011, 07:42 PM
I was wondering this too:beer:
I would think he would always be in a bad mood seeing as his Fruit of the Loom guys are always laughing at him:D

Hey, I heard Dan sez that he found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

Mr. Man
02-21-2011, 07:57 PM
Hey, I heard Dan sez that he found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Hey!! We resemble that remark ;)

SC Cheesehead
02-21-2011, 08:33 PM
Hey!! We resemble that remark ;)

Fo' sho' ;)