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SC Cheesehead
04-09-2011, 01:06 PM
"I've been after Jerry to pull it out, I'm tired of being sweaty all the time."

Bigdogjim
04-09-2011, 03:21 PM
What is said in Ky. should stay in Ky.!

DOOM
04-09-2011, 03:33 PM
"I've been after Jerry to pull it out, I'm tired of being sweaty all the time."

That's what she said! :lol:

SC Cheesehead
04-09-2011, 03:47 PM
"I've already done eight and have two more waiting for me."

DOOM
04-09-2011, 04:57 PM
"I've already done eight and have two more waiting for me."

Now that's what she said!!! :eek:

J-MAN
04-09-2011, 08:10 PM
"I've been after Jerry to pull it out, I'm tired of being sweaty all the time."

Kentucky? Sounds like Brother and Sister talk.

knine
04-09-2011, 10:21 PM
The following quotes are best viewed with the signature below read just afterwards

"I just GIVE it away"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:28 PM
"Ohhh, it's a comin' "

knine
04-09-2011, 10:29 PM
"They're all tainted"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:30 PM
"I'm not talking anymore"....after the 3 above

knine
04-09-2011, 10:30 PM
"they changed the asses code"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:32 PM
"give me your routing number.........WHAM"

pantheroc
04-09-2011, 10:36 PM
I'm your ride home BRADLEY!

knine
04-09-2011, 10:36 PM
"Rippin' a@@ and asphyxiating us"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:37 PM
"He likes pounding stuff"

pantheroc
04-09-2011, 10:37 PM
This takes my full mental capacity.

Blow it! Blow it! <L-C-R> accidental 1 dollar bill landing in front of BradleyG when it was supposed to go onto floor for "C" pot.

"I gave it away"

"Keep it on the table"

"Shake that *** on the ride home"

"Dot Dot Dot" <L-C-R>

"Chicka Chicka Bow Wow"

"oh IT'S a coming" >< L-C-R>

"R R R R GGGGGG" <Pirate durng L-C-R>"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:37 PM
"blow it blow it, oh baby"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:39 PM
"mommy likes you"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:40 PM
"quickly he fails"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:41 PM
"I'm too nervous to do it"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:43 PM
"arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrr"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:44 PM
"You're still in the game by passing it around"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:44 PM
"Don't touch my sh At"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:47 PM
"you wanna get on the floor with me" "are gonna torture me on the way home" "what do I get for this"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:54 PM
"who's looking for a salad? What are you looking to toss one" "every once in a while I whip out a good one"

knine
04-09-2011, 10:59 PM
"I've had American Honey and Hot sex twice, and corn cob wine"

knine
04-09-2011, 11:01 PM
"It's almost time, don't get too loud"

knine
04-09-2011, 11:08 PM
"I gotta find my beer"

knine
04-09-2011, 11:13 PM
"shut the hell up"

LOWBUCKMM
04-09-2011, 11:18 PM
"nut bucket"

LOWBUCKMM
04-09-2011, 11:33 PM
"i just lay down and take it"

Enforcer
04-09-2011, 11:54 PM
i've heard of "DRUNK DIALIN'" before, but THIS is F*$&ED UP!!!!
HAVE ANOTHER ONE!!!! :beer:

Now put on your makeup...we're goin' to the beach!:banana:

SC Cheesehead
04-10-2011, 05:46 AM
"I found his nuts on the floor of my room."



"I'm having some Hot Sex, want to try it?"

PonyUP
04-10-2011, 02:41 PM
"Dude, what's in that?"

"Captain"

"In the whole thing?"

"Yeah, last night it wasn't big enough"

"Want some Captain in ya?"

MM2004
04-10-2011, 03:04 PM
"I was gonna bend over and back up"

"All Hells breakin' loose"

"You guys need to be quiet! People are calling and complaining"

"OK guys, it's bedtime! (T.W.S.S.)

"Go around the block one more time like were scoping 'em out"

:beer:

Mike.

MERCMAN
04-10-2011, 03:09 PM
"Just bend at the crack and suck out the meat"

MM2004
04-10-2011, 03:21 PM
"Make sure and tell your people to keep up" (Elizabethtown Police Officer, just before rolling out)

"First time having LED's in my mirror and didn't have to look for a place to pull over"

"Nah, tastes like chicken"

Mike
04-10-2011, 05:13 PM
"I've already done eight and have two more waiting for me."

HELLO :eek:

Bradley G
04-10-2011, 05:36 PM
"Why are we going in circles?"


" Have you ever been in a Marauder?"


" Can I drive?"


" Hey Mac!,.. need your car washed?"


"Can I do dishes?"

"That sky looks Mean!"

" May I move my car so you have that spot?"
OK , I made one up :P

knine
04-10-2011, 06:46 PM
"How long is eternity? Bend over, I'll show ya"

guspech750
04-10-2011, 07:17 PM
"I have been backed up since Thursday"!!!!! I know who said this one. Aske me how I know!!

justbob
04-10-2011, 07:45 PM
At the hotel:
"We can really take your car out for awhile???"

At the Waffle house:
"Why do you have Ponyup's car?"

Conversing with four young peeps sitting a table down at, yep you guessed, the Waffle house.
"Because you took mine, DUH.."

At LCR:
"Try this" (overgrown dixie cup in face) >>>> "Okay." (like you'd say no?)>>>> "Whats this fuel used in?" Commence watery eyes and coughing. Now.


"But I don't want hair on my chest"

"Look, at my goldmember"

"That had better be your knee"

Standing outside hotel:
"Go check them in!"

"Hurry!!!"

"Who the hell is that ripping their tires?" (2:30 AM)

"He just pulled a 180!"

Room 406 at 3:00, 3:30, and 5:00 AM:
"NAH NAH, we were awake just hangin out, sure I can come down!" (phone off, "ah crap", followed by giggles from other people) Sucker... :)

From the backseat of his Marauder going 75 MPH VIA text message:
"That's the way I roll"

From an unamed female:
"I tested the pool out this morning fully clothed, I just had to!"

"Why does everyone back in???"

Answer:
":dunno: It's in the owners manual. Page one."

tbone
04-10-2011, 07:57 PM
Brad, when you finally pull out, tell Bob I said hello.

guspech750
04-10-2011, 08:00 PM
At the hotel:
"We can really take your car out for awhile???"

At the Waffle house:
"Why do you have Ponyup's car?"

Conversing with four young peeps sitting a table down at, yep you guessed, the Waffle house.
"Because you took mine, DUH.."

From the backseat of his Marauder going 75 MPH VIA text message:
"That's the way I roll"

From an unamed female:
"I tested the pool out this morning fully clothed, I just had to!"

Hey. Those sound really familiar. :)


Sent from my iPhone
Go White Sox!!!

CBT
04-11-2011, 04:05 AM
"Joe got a warning ticket on the way here."
"Was it for going too slow?"


"Back up about five feet."
"Five feet of what?"


"Did you see the DTR parking area?"


"You get 5 free wine samples, and it's up to you to keep track."
"I'll take the bottom five. Racks."


"Want to wipe mine off when you're done with yours?"
"That's what she said."
"I know."

CBT
04-11-2011, 04:33 AM
"Hey ya'll! Check this **** out!" - DOOM (sounding like Larry the Cable Guy) as he rolls past us in the parking lot, and then blasts about 10 thousand miles off his back tires.

Bradley G
04-11-2011, 07:53 AM
Large foul flying over head as that storm was rolling in, one says to the group;
" Holy sh8T thunder is coming from all directions!":burn:

Bradley G
04-11-2011, 07:54 AM
No need Bro!
We all left in a convoy
Brad, when you finally pull out, tell Bob I said hello.

PonyUP
04-11-2011, 08:00 AM
Said to a Louisville DTR

"At least when you ahve it matted, you can still drive safely through a school zone"

CBT
04-11-2011, 08:03 AM
oh snap, lol

PonyUP
04-11-2011, 08:45 AM
From Just Bob...

"What? It'll stretch"

From Guspech

"You can rub whatever you want on your boobs, baby oil??? They'll never be as smooth as this"

From LowBuck

"It's complicated"

pantheroc
04-11-2011, 09:44 AM
"I've been after Jerry to pull it out, I'm tired of being sweaty all the time."
:lol:

Honestly, it was about the EATC module, yeah, yeah, that's it! ;)

SC Cheesehead
04-11-2011, 11:38 AM
:lol:

Honestly, it was about the EATC module, yeah, yeah, that's it! ;)


^^^^^ Now this is REALLY one instance when ^^^^

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! :D

knine
04-11-2011, 04:27 PM
No need Bro!
We all left in a convoy
....almost all

justbob
04-11-2011, 08:32 PM
No need Bro!
We all left in a convoy
Who is we all? LOL I PASSED a lonely DTR all the way in IL!

Oh, and I forgot one!

From the mouth of yet another Female attendee:
"I was able to use my existing bung, it fit right in, and worked great." WOW!:eek:

SC Cheesehead
04-12-2011, 04:20 AM
Overheard in the men's bathroom.

"My plug fell out."