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Motorhead350
06-16-2011, 08:30 AM
I was breaking my car yesterday in the street, when a man approached me.

"How's that Marauder doing?"

"I fried the piston rings at the dragstrip last year, my air ride just went out and I just broke the brakes because I removed the wrong part."

"Wow sorry to hear that. When are you going to lay down more rubber in this street? I know it was you. Everytime I hear an engine roaring and see smoke, this car is going down the street."

"Haha yup thats me, I am not going to lie. Well I want it to be soon, but right now it won't stop, so you won't see me doing that anytime soon."

"So what are you doing with yourself?"

"Recording with my band in New York City any week now."

"Really? What kinda music."

"50's Rock N' Roll mixed with 70s Punk. Chuck Berry and The Ramones in a blender."

"Now Chuck is my music. We listen to that at my high school reunions. Well see you later."

"Yup I hear you. I just blast Oldies and beat the piss outta this car."

Finally after saying that the man finally smiled. He said he knew me, but I didn't know him. I don't to anyone in my area, not even people in my own building. Apparently he knew the Marauder though. I think he might have been the one that calls the police on me at 2am when I'm off burning rubber sometimes. So we finally met.

Kinda cool. Thought I would share.

CBT
06-16-2011, 08:37 AM
Is he into cars? Maybe he could help you tinker on it.

Haggis
06-16-2011, 09:47 AM
Is he into cars? Maybe he could help you tinker on it.

....Or maybe he will kill you and put your body in the trunk. (?)

CBT
06-16-2011, 10:32 AM
....Or maybe he will kill you and put your body in the trunk. (?)

The power of positive thinking: You don't have it.

Haggis
06-16-2011, 10:39 AM
The power of positive thinking: You don't have it.

Sounds like the dude is a stalker and maybe a serial killer.

CBT
06-16-2011, 10:46 AM
Sounds like the dude is a stalker and maybe a serial killer.

I don't think so. Hell, you've met Dom, does he seem like a stalking serial killer to you? I don't think he is.

Mebot
06-16-2011, 11:35 AM
Sounds like the dude is a stalker and maybe a serial killer.

Hey it's possible. You never know. Maybe that's how John Wayne Gacy started out his conversations with his victims...

RacerX
06-16-2011, 11:47 AM
Is he into men? Maybe he could help you tinkle on it.
:eek: Have you no shame???


Hey it's possible. You never know. Maybe that's how John Wayne Gacy started out his conversations with his victims...

I don't care for clowns much either...

Mebot
06-16-2011, 12:18 PM
I don't care for clowns much either...

beep beep Richie

Mr. Man
06-16-2011, 12:51 PM
I don't think so. Hell, you've met Dom, does he seem like a stalking serial killer to you? I don't think he is.
No!! Dom is definitely not a killer, peeper maybe but he's no killer:D:P;)

J-MAN
06-16-2011, 12:57 PM
Sounds like the dude is a stalker and maybe a serial killer.

Who cares? Maybe he has tools and knows the difference between an air compressor and a ABS system!

Big Black Beast
06-16-2011, 04:17 PM
Who cares? Maybe he has tools and knows the difference between an air compressor and a ABS system!

I just had to:lol:.

Haggis
06-17-2011, 04:24 AM
Who cares? Maybe he has tools and knows the difference between an air compressor and a ABS system!

...and kerosene and gasoline.

Motorhead350
06-17-2011, 09:12 AM
...and kerosene and gasoline.

It cleans! I approve.

RacerX
06-17-2011, 09:35 AM
It cleans! I approve.
Sodium Hydroxide cleans your digestive tract too... :shake:

Mr. Man
06-17-2011, 10:17 AM
Sodium Hydroxide cleans your digestive tract too... :shake:
So will a K-bar:D