SergntMac
11-30-2002, 12:16 PM
Copied this from another web site #6 is my fav...
Top ten way to tell you're a riceboy...
10. You go to a car show and yours is the only car that would look stupid with Cragar S/S mags.
9. "Deep dish" to you is a pizza instead of a wheel.
8. Edelbrock, Holley, Mr. Gasket, B&M & Lakewood don't make anything you can put on your car.
7. You wouldn't think of running a 60 series tire on your car and still look kewl.
6. You prop your hood up with "the Club" at local car shows.
5. Your ground effects scrape instead of your 1-5/8 inch primary header pipes.
4. People look at your car and say, "What the F...." instead of "Oh My Gawd!".
3. When you rev your engine people hear it before they feel it.
2. Vinyl sign shops regard you as a "regular customer" and have you on file.
...and the number one way to tell that you are a riceboy:
1. You have more audio/video equipment in your car than three of your neighbors have in their homes.
Top ten way to tell you're a riceboy...
10. You go to a car show and yours is the only car that would look stupid with Cragar S/S mags.
9. "Deep dish" to you is a pizza instead of a wheel.
8. Edelbrock, Holley, Mr. Gasket, B&M & Lakewood don't make anything you can put on your car.
7. You wouldn't think of running a 60 series tire on your car and still look kewl.
6. You prop your hood up with "the Club" at local car shows.
5. Your ground effects scrape instead of your 1-5/8 inch primary header pipes.
4. People look at your car and say, "What the F...." instead of "Oh My Gawd!".
3. When you rev your engine people hear it before they feel it.
2. Vinyl sign shops regard you as a "regular customer" and have you on file.
...and the number one way to tell that you are a riceboy:
1. You have more audio/video equipment in your car than three of your neighbors have in their homes.