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1 Bad Merc
02-15-2012, 11:03 PM
You start the car and a smile comes on your face :banana2:

Finish the title sentence :beer:

MOTOWN
02-15-2012, 11:05 PM
Everybody moves over a lane then point and smile!

mike P71
02-15-2012, 11:15 PM
After you stop and park the car as your walking away you look back over your shoulders a few times to admire the car

dohc324ci
02-15-2012, 11:20 PM
you post pictures of it on Facebook and videos up on YouTube

FreddieH
02-15-2012, 11:25 PM
People walk by and take a second look and start asking questions about what it is.....

MrBluGruv
02-15-2012, 11:35 PM
You have to slam under your dash to turn your lights on. :eek:

MMBLUE
02-15-2012, 11:42 PM
You get asked the same old urban legend questions, " That thing came with a supercharger didn't it"

MrBluGruv
02-15-2012, 11:48 PM
You get asked the same old urban legend questions, " That thing came with a supercharger didn't it"

BIG +1


"You know you drive a Marauder when people try to tell YOU what YOUR car has."

1 Bad Merc
02-15-2012, 11:55 PM
you walk into the front door of a Louisville restaurant as the waitresses run out the back door screaming :eek:

Viva Louisville!!!!!

1 Bad Merc
02-16-2012, 12:03 AM
your following behind Justbob at mach +2 and you happen to stick your head out the window to scream at the Marauder next to you right when Justbob ashes his' cig and you now have a permanent Ash wednesday mark on your forehead!!!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHH :D

I need to put the bottle down tonight!

breeze
02-16-2012, 12:07 AM
When u drive down the road and look at the people stare as u drive past

MMBLUE
02-16-2012, 12:21 AM
I need to put the bottle down tonight!

Why the hello would you want to do that? Do me a favor, I can't drink any booze over here in the sand box, have a beer :beer: for me.

1 Bad Merc
02-16-2012, 12:24 AM
Why the hello would you want to do that? Do me a favor, I can't drink any booze over here in the sand box, have a beer :beer: for me.

Because I have power tools next to me in the garage! No problemo -will drink at least three more for you and another for your friends!!!!

Stay safe over their my friend! :burnout:

Shaijack
02-16-2012, 12:44 AM
When you drive your Marauder you feel like you just won the powerball for the 2nd time.

Shaijack
02-16-2012, 12:44 AM
You feel like the world is a better place than it really is.

Shaijack
02-16-2012, 12:45 AM
Sitting in it you feel like nothing could go wrong today...
Like it is really the first day of the rest of your life.

mohammed
02-16-2012, 01:20 AM
you the only one who has a DTR in Saudi Arabia :D

napolitano
02-16-2012, 02:38 AM
You try to get a part for it and find out Ford discontinued it already.

TooManyFords
02-16-2012, 03:06 AM
You back into your parking space at a WalMart because you think every lot is a car show.

Horsepower
02-16-2012, 03:25 AM
A female says " I've always wanted to :banned: in a marauder "

NavySeabee
02-16-2012, 04:00 AM
You park in the middle of the parking lot alone even though there's plenty of parking closer to the store.

You're out wiping your Marauder even though they're still predicting more showers later.

PonyUP
02-16-2012, 04:30 AM
When you refer to your car simply by the color


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justbob
02-16-2012, 04:41 AM
When you consider the car kin.

When every tunnel you approach becomes a playground.

When everytime you want A/C you have to pop the hood and tap the BCM.

You have written your own owners manual.

PonyUP
02-16-2012, 04:44 AM
When you say you got blown....

And you are referring to the car


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NavySeabee
02-16-2012, 04:59 AM
When you buy your cleaning/waxing products by the gallon!

boatmangc
02-16-2012, 05:14 AM
When you base your next road trip on what you can get done to it before you leave

SC Cheesehead
02-16-2012, 05:16 AM
When you're driving down the highway, and traffic in front of you spreads like Moses parting the Red Sea (ask me, 03mmmonroe, 'n Marauderman how we know...;))

PurdueRifleman
02-16-2012, 05:20 AM
While standing in line at the pharmacy you overhear someone behind you telling another person that your car parked out front is theirs

Marauderman
02-16-2012, 05:23 AM
After you stop and park the car as your walking away you look back over your shoulders a few times to admire the car

Got that right--we're all "TURNERS"....check yourself next time...you'll see your right there with all of us........do we need to dare ya...............

Bluerauder
02-16-2012, 05:29 AM
.... when you park every day on the "F Level" of a 6-story parking garage to stay away from the riff raff, door dingers, and parking space challenged people who work in your building. :rolleyes:


You back into your parking space at a WalMart because you think every lot is a car show.


:lol: but true, too !!!


Got that right--we're all "TURNERS"....check yourself next time...you'll see your right there with all of us........do we need to dare ya...............

+1 ^^^^^ OK, I'll admit it .... I'm Bluerauder and I'm a head turner. :D

NavySeabee
02-16-2012, 05:29 AM
Got that right--we're all "TURNERS"....check yourself next time...you'll see your right there with all of us........do we need to dare ya...............

I look back every time. Wife thinks it's OCD. I'm starting to believe her!

CWright
02-16-2012, 05:31 AM
When a few of us pull into a convenient store after dark and the female clerk puts this on her face :eek:. Once you make your way into the store you notice she has the phone in her hands calling the PO PO thinking your part of the MOB! :D

MV8 True story! :beer:

Marauderman
02-16-2012, 05:36 AM
When a few of us pull into a convenient store after dark and the female clerk puts this on her face :eek:. Once you make your way into the store you notice she has the phone in her hands calling the PO PO thinking your part of the MOB! :D

MV8 True story! :beer:

Was just thinking of that one----wasn't sure just how to phrase it---but you did it perfect-----WOW--that was a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SC Cheesehead
02-16-2012, 05:38 AM
BIG +1


"You know you drive a Marauder when people try to tell YOU what YOUR car has."

Yeah, or you drive one of the color cars and yahoos try telling you "they only made those in black..." :shake:

wickedmerc
02-16-2012, 05:51 AM
...you get your Marauder back from your mechanic and he says, "I took it for a little test drive. Man! That thing has a presence on the road!!"

wickedmerc
02-16-2012, 05:52 AM
...you drive into a Manhattan parking garage and the attendant suddenly gets a s*** eatin' grin on his face.

Jimimac43
02-16-2012, 06:04 AM
When you pull up to the Golf club and the porters whisper to each other and you over- hear " that trunk can hold 3 bodies"!

Jimimac43
02-16-2012, 06:10 AM
When you get the "secret nod or subtle wave" from FHP or HCSO as you pass by.LOL I can do this all day!!!!!!

MMBLUE
02-16-2012, 06:17 AM
Or when your walking back to your car from a store and it's parked like ten miles away from the door and the whole time your saying to yourself, Damn, that thing is SEXY, just look at it..

DOOM
02-16-2012, 06:27 AM
You try to get a part for it and find out Ford discontinued it already.

THIS!!! ^^^^^^

:shake: :mad2: :argh:

guspech750
02-16-2012, 06:40 AM
Or when I look over at a Porsche or Vette and I think to myself. How Lame.


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Haggis
02-16-2012, 07:10 AM
Or when I look over at a Porsche or Vette and I think to myself. How Lame.


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I think...Lunch.

ktt
02-16-2012, 07:41 AM
Your cruisin on friday night through the city.. By all the bars and u get hailed down by different groups of girls who think u r a taxi... Until u open up at wot and they figure out that this just aint the average taxi cab that their used to!!!!

PonyUP
02-16-2012, 07:47 AM
Your cruisin on friday night through the city.. By all the bars and u get hailed down by different groups of girls who think u r a taxi... Until u open up at wot and they figure out that this just aint the average taxi cab that their used to!!!!

I usually stop, pick them up, start the meter, than go WOT


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1 Bad Merc
02-16-2012, 07:57 AM
You woke up in your bed smiling as you just re-lived beating that "Hemi" Car yesterday!

Merrill
02-16-2012, 08:15 AM
You have to rely on differnet front end alignment specs.

HammerDown
02-16-2012, 08:20 AM
you're driving to work and get a text message from a Marauder friend "was that you driving the DTR?--lookin' SHARP!!"

Odinson
02-16-2012, 08:26 AM
You can actually relax your shoulders and stretch your legs out WHILE driving.

Someone who doesn't know you or the car very well says 'I need to get there fast', and you feel obliged to ask 'exactly how fast?'

They put you car on 'display' in the front of the parking garage next to the Tesla roadster, 911, Escalade, SLR600, etc.

TUXrauder
02-16-2012, 08:46 AM
you log into this site every day, multiple times everyday and actually think GUSPECH750 might be a cool guy and know the INFAMOUS DOOM!!!!!

vkirkend
02-16-2012, 08:59 AM
When you're driving down the highway, and traffic in front of you spreads like Moses parting the Red Sea (ask me, 03mmmonroe, 'n Marauderman how we know...;))

Ditto----and youi get mad when everyone doesn't do it.....

Ozark Marauder
02-16-2012, 09:34 AM
You park in the secluded part of the parking lot, give that quick look back and think "cool". A half hour later you come out and it looks like someone put out an all points bulletin for a "High Performance Car Drive-in meet". Surrounded, you just smile.........:D

OZ

soultosoul13
02-16-2012, 09:45 AM
you are simultaneously going fast and being comfortable.

ktt
02-16-2012, 11:22 AM
U start up the MM in the morning and listen to your exhaust "echo thru eternity" when in the garage.. Also playing as the alarm clock to wake up my girl in the morning

Bluerauder
02-16-2012, 11:28 AM
.... when 18-20 Marauders stream into one of the local venues for a local, regional or national meet and one (or two) of the by-standers comes over to ask "Is this an FBI convention or what??" :D

tbone
02-16-2012, 11:52 AM
Whenever you get a few extra bucks in your pocket, all you can think about is What can I do to the Marauder next?

bolsen
02-16-2012, 12:09 PM
I'm guilty of many of these. I love it!!!!

DOOM
02-16-2012, 12:22 PM
You woke up in your bed smiling as you just re-lived beating that "Hemi" Car yesterday!


Get out of my head! :lol:

1 Bad Merc
02-16-2012, 12:26 PM
Get out of my head! :lol:


Ha Ha ha -Cant wait to meet you at Louisville!!!! :beer:

Two engines and a job later this will be the 4th time I am trying to make it there :eek:

Comin' in Hot
02-16-2012, 01:28 PM
you buy premium fuel, your fuel mileage is crap, and you still have a smile on your face at the gas station

1 Bad Merc
02-16-2012, 03:04 PM
you whip out your latest dyno sheets at the party to show everyone your smooth AFR's-and they have no clue what the hell you are talking about :P

MM2004
02-16-2012, 03:09 PM
you have to explain in detail what the MM is to the Service Tech., and why you cannot rotate tires front to rear.

Mike.

Ms. Denmark
02-16-2012, 03:31 PM
you slam on the brakes as you spot a Marauder in the local diner parking lot, jump out, go inside and announce at the top of your lungs that you're looking for the owner, walk up to a stunned total stranger and sit down at his booth, just so you can card him and clue him in to mm.net.:)

Comin' in Hot
02-16-2012, 03:38 PM
you slam on the brakes as you spot a Marauder in the local diner parking lot, jump out, go inside and announce at the top of your lungs that you're looking for the owner, walk up to a stunned total stranger and sit down at his booth, just so you can card him and clue him in to mm.net.:)


How embarrassed was Eric when you did this?

CBT
02-16-2012, 03:40 PM
These are hysterical because they are so true. :)

NavySeabee
02-16-2012, 04:04 PM
When you get slammed with bird **** and all you can think of is pulling out the microfiber and pink stuff at the next exit.

Ms. Denmark
02-16-2012, 04:57 PM
How embarrassed was Eric when you did this? He says he was more "peeved" than anything because we were on our way out of town for the weekend and he wanted to get going...:o

Crown Vicman
02-16-2012, 05:00 PM
when people drive past your house then turn around staring at your wheels plotting to determine what time of the night would be a good time to steal them.
Seriously I had one of my wheels stolen off my car 3 months ago. I filed a report but didn't get anywhere. The crapheads almost got another one the same night but I guess my dog spooked them. It won't happen again though. Its a pretty peaceful neighborhood and I let my guard down.

justbob
02-16-2012, 05:54 PM
When you misjudge the lane that the traffic fast approaching from the left at 50 is in, pull out, figure out your idiot move and stab 1/4 throttle with new clutches and a 4.30 and whip a 180 quicker than CBT with a "Hi Sailer!", throwing an even quicker counter left manuever to avoid curb followed by street light and/or ditch impact, coming to a rest on the shoulder like a spaz regaining a heart beat at precisely 6:17 tonight. That's all... :eek:

BODYMAN
02-16-2012, 06:02 PM
After you stop and park the car as your walking away you look back over your shoulders a few times to admire the car

Thats me! Depends how far I got to walk as to how many times I look back. Drives my wife crazy she always says how many times you gonna look at that car!! lol

Bluerauder
02-16-2012, 06:04 PM
Thats me! Depends how far I got to walk as to how many times I look back. Drives my wife crazy she always says how many times you gonna look at that car!! lol

How many 9 year old cars still make the owner feel like that?? I look back alot too. :2thumbs:

BODYMAN
02-16-2012, 06:12 PM
You get asked the same old urban legend questions, " That thing came with a supercharger didn't it"

Bingo! Was at a car show over the summer and a guy walks up with a friend and says see thats what Iam talking about & straight from factory, He thought the car came with a 2.3Whipple charger from factory. After explaining this to him he looked at me like I was full of **** & he was right:D

BODYMAN
02-16-2012, 06:13 PM
How many 9 year old cars still make the owner feel like that?? I look back alot too. :2thumbs:

No Doubt! Never thought about it that way..

camelgrundle
02-16-2012, 07:04 PM
You put the beer in the fridge in the garage so every half hour you get to see her.

Baconbit
02-16-2012, 07:08 PM
You put the beer in the fridge in the garage so every half hour you get to see her.



Haha!!! I wish I had a garage!:(

04merc
02-16-2012, 08:19 PM
[QUOTE=guspech750;1148337]Or when I look over at a Porsche or Vette and I think to myself. How Lame.


or, I could fit one of those in the glovebox, and a few in the trunk!

mike P71
02-16-2012, 08:21 PM
You spend hours every night reading threads on a forum named after your car.

HammerDown
02-16-2012, 08:28 PM
you buy premium fuel, your fuel mileage is crap, and you still have a smile on your face at the gas station

very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Odinson
02-16-2012, 08:35 PM
You have to brake at the end of your parkway merge, every time.

guspech750
02-16-2012, 08:42 PM
I know I drive a Marauder when my wife owns 7 pairs of Mercury Marauder panties.


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MyBlackBeasts
02-16-2012, 08:43 PM
You get asked the same old urban legend questions, " That thing came with a supercharger didn't it"

There was a supercharged MM in the 10 year production run plan. I think it was supposed to be in year 8. Not positive, I read the article a LONG time ago! :eek:

Bluerauder
02-17-2012, 04:52 AM
There was a supercharged MM in the 10 year production run plan. I think it was supposed to be in year 8. Not positive, I read the article a LONG time ago! :eek:

10 year production line for the Marauder?? :rolleyes: No way !!! It was always planned and executed as a limited production run --- just two years and out. I have never heard anything different than this in all the time that I have been here on the boards. Nor have I heard anything differerent from Steve Babcock, the MM project manager.

mossiehorn
02-17-2012, 06:37 AM
when you park for free at Disney World

wickedmerc
02-17-2012, 06:44 AM
You spend hours every night reading threads on a forum named after your car.

+1 I must be crazy.
My wife's convinced that I'm looking at, er, other stuff then switching to this site when she walks by.

CBT
02-17-2012, 06:57 AM
You know you drive a Mercury Marauder when you can sell your floormats for 5 hunnerd bucks.

Papillon
02-17-2012, 07:22 AM
You know you drive a Mercury Marauder when you can sell your floormats for 5 hunnerd bucks.


You know you drive a Marauder when you BUY the floormats for $500! :D

Haggis
02-17-2012, 07:34 AM
You know you drive a Marauder when you BUY the floormats for $500! :D

Whe your GF/wife buy you $500 floormats for you for X-mas.

PonyUP
02-17-2012, 08:01 AM
When the GF/wife doesn't ask you what you want for Christmad, but asks other members on the board


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jmarino
02-17-2012, 10:26 AM
when google map says your trip should be 3 hours in you make it there in an hour and half

88LTDCV351
02-17-2012, 10:37 AM
10 year production line for the Marauder?? :rolleyes: No way !!! It was always planned and executed as a limited production run --- just two years and out. I have never heard anything different than this in all the time that I have been here on the boards. Nor have I heard anything differerent from Steve Babcock, the MM project manager.

I recall reading something similiar about the future plans for the MM from several links people posted to old articles here on MM.net But I didn't believe everything I read. I mean, no credible source was cited. Remember the autoweek one about more horsepower was supposed to be squeezed out for 2005, etc. I think some of it was hearsay, urban legend, etc. Or such and such was in the works. Hard to believe some of them unless it comes from a Ford source directly.

boatmangc
02-17-2012, 10:56 AM
When you misjudge the lane that the traffic fast approaching from the left at 50 is in, pull out, figure out your idiot move and stab 1/4 throttle with new clutches and a 4.30 and whip a 180 quicker than CBT with a "Hi Sailer!", throwing an even quicker counter left manuever to avoid curb followed by street light and/or ditch impact, coming to a rest on the shoulder like a spaz regaining a heart beat at precisely 6:17 tonight. That's all... :eek:

You left out: then laugh hysterically!

blkZooM
02-17-2012, 11:19 AM
Or when I look over at a Porsche or Vette and I think to myself. How Lame.


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Lol, I do the same

DOOM
02-17-2012, 11:28 AM
You know youre a marauder owner when you have the trophies to prove it! :coolman: :trophy1:

http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad47/DOOMIE/0fe00583.jpg

http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad47/DOOMIE/544a805a.jpg

http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad47/DOOMIE/7ee96330.jpg

tbone
02-17-2012, 11:34 AM
I know I drive a Marauder when my wife owns 7 pairs of edible Mercury Marauder panties.


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Fixed it for you stud!:banana:

blkZooM
02-17-2012, 11:35 AM
You know youre a marauder owner when you have the trophies to prove it! :coolman: :trophy1:

http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad47/DOOMIE/0fe00583.jpg

http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad47/DOOMIE/544a805a.jpg

http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad47/DOOMIE/7ee96330.jpg

Wow, over how long of a span did you earn all the trophies ?

DOOM
02-17-2012, 11:38 AM
Wow, over how long of a span did you earn all the trophies ?

Over 40 trophies in 4 years. That's a MARAUDER!!! :banana2:

I love my Merc! :lovies:

SC Cheesehead
02-17-2012, 11:49 AM
Over 40 trophies in 4 years. That's a MARAUDER!!! :banana2:

I love my Merc! :lovies:

40 trophies?? :eek:

Dang, Jake! You're getting right up there with Pops....

RoyLPita
02-17-2012, 12:03 PM
...when valets get pissed off when you drop people off and self park.

...when you swear by 295/45-18 rear tires on non-widened wheels.

...when adding the Escape Audiophile radio and Sirius extends the enjoyment of driving back and forth.

...when the friendships made can last longer than some others beforehand.

...when your phone simcard is full with other (past and present) members' numbers.

...when you look forward to changing your own oil.

...when people keep asking if the wheels were an option.

...when you call the leader of your group "Mr President in Denial". :D

Ms. Denmark
02-17-2012, 12:25 PM
...your friends have names like Comin'In Hot, Wickedmerc, Bluerauder, Blackened300a, HammerDown, WhatsUpDOHC, Doom, DTRMiquel, SilverSurfer03 etc.....:D

Papillon
02-17-2012, 12:29 PM
...your friend have names like Comin'In Hot, wickedmerc, Bluerauder, Blackened300a, HammerDown, WhatsUpDOHC, Doom, DTRMiquel, SilverSurfer03 etc.....:D


and you ADDRESS them by those name! :cool:

Ms. Denmark
02-17-2012, 12:58 PM
and you ADDRESS them by those name! :cool: LOL!!! You're so right!:beer:

MyBlackBeasts
02-17-2012, 01:18 PM
10 year production line for the Marauder?? :rolleyes: No way !!! It was always planned and executed as a limited production run --- just two years and out. I have never heard anything different than this in all the time that I have been here on the boards. Nor have I heard anything differerent from Steve Babcock, the MM project manager.

Oh well. Just goes to show you that you can't believe everything you read. Guess the article I read in Motor Trend or Hot Rod, which ever magazine I was reading at the time, was reporting false information from their FOMOCO sources. The article was comparing how Merc was going to do it better than GM after they were stupid enough to end the SS after only 3 years. :shake:

MyBlackBeasts
02-17-2012, 01:25 PM
I recall reading something similiar about the future plans for the MM from several links people posted to old articles here on MM.net But I didn't believe everything I read. I mean, no credible source was cited. Remember the autoweek one about more horsepower was supposed to be squeezed out for 2005, etc. I think some of it was hearsay, urban legend, etc. Or such and such was in the works. Hard to believe some of them unless it comes from a Ford source directly.

I remember when the cancellation of the MM model was announced by FPMOCO due to low sales. It was foolish decision, they interpreted low sales due to the recession the US was just coming out of as lack of interest. I remember then saying what a shame, all the future model improvements that were planned but now not to be realized.

Mr. Man
02-17-2012, 01:46 PM
When you have His and Her Marauders in the driveway :banana:

guspech750
02-17-2012, 02:33 PM
I know I have a Marauder when I look in my garage and see a Marauder. :)


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Bluerauder
02-17-2012, 05:19 PM
...your friends have names like Comin'In Hot, Wickedmerc, Bluerauder, Blackened300a, HammerDown, WhatsUpDOHC, Doom, DTRMiquel, SilverSurfer03 etc.....:D


and you ADDRESS them by those name! :cool:


LOL!!! You're so right!:beer:

Even worse is that they are listed that way in your cellphone ..... and need to add DOOM, DEFYANT, SC Cheesehead, Haggis, Ladyhawke, FordFrk, N40GL, SMOKE, Merc, Blown3.8, Shermanator, Krytin ..... and more to the list.

Hope I never lose my phone or else I'll be pegged as a spy or a drug dealer for sure. :lol:

marauder21
02-17-2012, 05:22 PM
When you take it out to a car wash...but find there is a LONG line..but THEN. a random stranger admires your car and let's you go in front of them :D not only that..but decides to pay half your bill....I could get sssoooo used to this:)

WhatsUpDOHC
02-17-2012, 06:54 PM
After you stop and park the car as your walking away you look back over your shoulders a few times to admire the car


+1^^^^^^^^^^^

Glad that I'm not the only one!

WhatsUpDOHC
02-17-2012, 06:55 PM
Cars that are behind you get small really fast.

WhatsUpDOHC
02-17-2012, 07:06 PM
Your kids used to get excited when boxes showed up at your door.

Now, they just say "Dad, is that something else for your car"?

WhatsUpDOHC
02-17-2012, 07:07 PM
you start the car and a smile comes on your face :banana2:

Finish the title sentence :beer:

great thread!!!!

guspech750
02-17-2012, 07:51 PM
When I have more friends in the MM community than outside the MM community.


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Comin' in Hot
02-17-2012, 08:04 PM
When you wake up one morning and realize you have problem and the only solution is to buy another marauder and join a support group

NavySeabee
02-17-2012, 08:08 PM
When the weather's supposed to be great for a 3 day weekend and all you want to do is go out to the driveway at 10:00 on a Friday night to polish something!

Jolly Roger
02-17-2012, 08:24 PM
You park in the parking garage and the cars on either side of you slink away.;)

vkirkend
02-17-2012, 09:55 PM
When you have His and Her Marauders in the driveway :banana:

When you have His and His Marauders in the driveway.:)

Go2GuyFL
02-18-2012, 12:31 AM
When you get to Jacksonville and realize you haven't turned on the radio since leaving Miami to simply listen to the engine and exhaust.

Ms. Denmark
02-18-2012, 09:17 AM
When you wake up one morning and realize you have problem and the only solution is to buy another marauder and join a support group:banana: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool::banana:

Mr. Man
02-18-2012, 10:26 AM
When you get to Jacksonville and realize you haven't turned on the radio since leaving Miami to simply listen to the engine and exhaust.
There's a radio?:rolleyes:

jsignorelli
02-18-2012, 08:57 PM
You know you drive a Mercury Marauder when:
A Police car on Route 4 in Teaneck NJ pulls up to you in the left lane, he hits the Whoop Whoop siren, the officer gives you a thumbs up sign, and yells out his Crown Vic widow..."I love that car...Don't ever get rid of it".

drobin
02-18-2012, 09:27 PM
Each and every time you drive you MM, it feels just like the very first time.

drobin

BUCKWHEAT
02-18-2012, 11:11 PM
...when the cops ask you (and Maury) to lend them your Marauders to use in the police cadet night pursuit training class.

Go2GuyFL
02-19-2012, 07:44 AM
When you tell your wife on your way to MV-9 you can't wait to meet with DOOM!

Ms. Denmark
02-19-2012, 07:50 AM
...you're leaving the house now to drive 3 hours to have lunch with a bunch of guys driving cars that look pretty much just like yours.....and you can't wait to see them!

Keith.Williams
02-19-2012, 08:14 AM
When a guy pulls up beside you in a Crown Vic and ask what kind of engine is in there and you says a 4.6L and he say of i have the same engine in mine. UHHHHHHHH NO YOU DONT you have a SOHC I have a DOHC. MAJOR DIFFERENCE!!!

babbage
02-19-2012, 08:53 AM
When casually cruising along and some brand new Saab pulls along side for a bit and attempts to flee (I heard it downshift and go into race mode) in cloud of dust - except for a brief stab of the pedal he can't escape - stayed right on his bumper embarrassing him. lol

justbob
02-19-2012, 09:20 AM
When it has been put to the test for almost 8 year's by ME and still hasn't broke! You feel compelled to throw parts at it for just cause...:confused:

I mean really, how many time's must this car pay for itself???

guspech750
02-19-2012, 09:37 AM
When every time I get in the Marauder, it feels as if I lost my virginity again, again, again, again, and again, again, again, again, and again..............


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pantheroc
02-19-2012, 01:00 PM
your willing to wait extra time for a window seat in a restaurant so you can view your car.

loud2004marquis
02-19-2012, 01:08 PM
You know you need to add a supercharger.

05crownsport
02-19-2012, 07:44 PM
When every time I get in the Marauder, it feels as if I lost my virginity again, again, again, again, and again, again, again, again, and again..............


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Loose? How about driving up and down a particular street lined with glass buildings so you can watch yourself driving down the road.

WhatsUpDOHC
02-19-2012, 07:46 PM
You're driving down the road and your wipers start going on their own and you have to pull the fuse to get them to stop!

AConvertedChevy
02-19-2012, 07:52 PM
When you use the number 11,052 alot. :D

guspech750
02-19-2012, 07:57 PM
When you are with friends

http://img.tapatalk.com/638e26b7-b658-4a4e.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/638e26b7-b671-0e01.jpg


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Go2GuyFL
02-19-2012, 08:22 PM
You try to get all your non-Marauder friends into a game of L-C-R with dice you picked up at Spencer's for $6.

stryker
02-19-2012, 10:36 PM
:cool: When you come close to a crap-garbage sport compact and the guy get intimidated by the colosal size of the Panther and black as night and he stop the car get out with hands on back head.

DOOM
02-20-2012, 12:30 AM
When you are parked under the canopy in Louisville!

http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad47/DOOMIE/d8101a0d.jpg

Architect
02-20-2012, 02:53 PM
When no matter what you take your Marauder into the Ford dealership for.............It MUST BE TEST DRIVEN...?...:confused:
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PonyUP
02-20-2012, 05:29 PM
When you open your trunk after it rains and it pours in like a sieve


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CWright
02-20-2012, 05:48 PM
When you can't sleep good because it's not at your house due to getting an upgrade. :D

PonyUP
02-20-2012, 05:49 PM
When you can't sleep good because it's not at your house due to getting an upgrade. :D

I hear that


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drummerboi
02-21-2012, 05:08 PM
When you've filmed your car with your phone.

PonyUP
02-21-2012, 05:17 PM
When you see another one and film the engine


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WhatsUpDOHC
02-21-2012, 08:39 PM
When you wake up one morning and realize you have problem and the only solution is to buy another marauder and join a support group


Welcome to the support group.

Our recommendation is for you to buy another Marauder.

I'm thinkin' Silver.

C'mon - Don't you want to be the first who owns all colors?

guspech750
02-21-2012, 08:43 PM
When I go to have my car washed and the one younger manager has told me numerous times that his favorite car that comes in is mine!!


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