Fastest 1/4 MPH

[Smokie]

I was looking at the Timeslip page and noticed a couple things, no Marauder Vortech entries; also I am sitting near the bottom of the page.

Being the sensitive guy that I am, went looking for a positive to correct this situation. Found what I was looking for: I now lay claim to this title: Fastest MPH of any 14 second car.

Now that I have a tittle, I am going to go wash and wax my car....beat me if you can.:baaa:

[merc406]

beat me if you can.:baaa:



How would you like that?, with a stick, spoon or a bat? :lol:

[Smokie]

How would you like that?, with a stick, spoon or a bat? :lol:
If it's a pretty girl....any way she pleases.

[merc406]

If it's a pretty girl....any way she pleases.


Ouch that's rough!!! :lol:

[Smokie]

Well it's been a few hours and my tittle is still unchallenged, the last time I claimed to be # 1 at anything here it lasted about 5 minutes....life is good.

[MAD-3R]

Well it's been a few hours and my tittle is still unchallenged, the last time I claimed to # 1 at anything here it lasted about 5 minutes....life is good.

As I hadn't reposted my timeslip yet...

And my wife ran today, and ran a 14.239 @ 99.25.

Sorry :)

[Smokie]

As I hadn't reposted my timeslip yet...

And my wife ran today, and ran a 14.239 @ 99.25.

Sorry :)
Come on Phil, you know you have a 13 sec. car, you are sandbagging man, you ran 14 flat in Atlanta and I know you can go faster....you are killing me here.:lol:

[MAD-3R]

Come on Phil, you know you have a 13 sec. car, you are sandbagging man, you ran 14 flat in Atlanta and I know you can go faster....you are killing me here.:lol:

Not a 13 sec car till I get a time slip that says so. :)

[Smokie]

Not a 13 sec car till I get a time slip that says so. :)Ok, ok. Hurry up and run a 13.98, than Cruztaker will be gunning for you:uzi: I get my tittle back and everybody is happy....well except for Cruztaker maybe.:rock:

[MAD-3R]

Ok, ok. Hurry up and run a 13.98, than Cruztaker will be gunning for you:uzi: I get my tittle back and everybody is happy....well except for Cruztaker maybe.:rock:

We probebly won't be back to the track for a couple of months. And I don't get to race it till next year.

[Smokie]

I was looking at the Timeslip page and noticed a couple things, no Marauder Vortech entries; also I am sitting near the bottom of the page.

Being the sensitive guy that I am, went looking for a positive to correct this situation. Found what I was looking for: I now lay claim to this title: Fastest MPH of any 14 second car.

Now that I have a tittle, I am going to go wash and wax my car....beat me if you can.:baaa:
Ok, that tittle didn't last long, so in the interest of being able to sleep at night.... I bestow upon myself this new tittle: Fastest MPH of any 14 second car with a 4.6 liter engine.

Ok will see how long that will last.:up:

PS: Car is washed and waxed, looking good.

[SergntMac]

Ok, that tittle didn't last long, so in the interest of being able to sleep at night.... I bestow upon myself this new tittle: Fastest MPH of any 14 second car with a 4.6 liter engine. Ok will see how long that will last.:up:
Ummm...Hey Smoke, howyadoin? Well, ummm...this past Feb 29, I ran a 14.23/105.87 MPH, and a 14.052/106.37 MPH at US 41...Does it count? I mean, you did ask to hear from the Vortech powered cars...

:beer:

[Smokie]

Ummm...Hey Smoke, howyadoin? Well, ummm...this past Feb 29, I ran a 14.23/105.87 MPH, and a 14.052/106.37 MPH at US 41...Does it count? I mean, you did ask to hear from the Vortech powered cars...

:beer:
Sarge you always count, but you sort of expect to see the time listed in the database and I suspect your car is a 12 second car.....106 mph on a 14 second run???? Did you take off on ice ????????:burnout:

[SergntMac]

I'm just teasing you, Javier. Yes, it was almost ice, and I'm still working out traction issues. Opening day for the track, some things needed to get cleaned up, but I came away with a 12.91/106 MPH as the best of the day.

I'm kinda funny about ETs, I prefer to look at a whole season of performance, not just a few runs in colder air. Also, I get teased by Zack and Jerry W. about how I can improve my MM, but I'm not keen on changing Kenny's initial design. I am pleased with my overall "average" performance in the 1/4 mile, but I wouldn't be much competition among the supercharged class here. The car wasn't built for this style of racing, and I don't mind being last. I love to go in circles though...

[Smokie]

Sarge, I'm happy with my car also, it has given me a great deal of pleasure and it performs well.

I'll share this with you and also anyone that reads this post. I started this thread with two things in mind, to increase participation in the timeslip database and also to add a little lighthearted humor to our forum... I know, I know, I'm not that funny. but lately it's been kinda serious around here, a little too intense at times and it bothers me to see people that I like and care about snap at each other.

Now I'm the one being serious....anyways I am now going to bestow upon me a new tittle: Happiest Marauder Owner.

Everyone is welcome to take this tittle away from me.:D

[jspradii]

Who, oh WHO would want to take this man's "tittles" away from him? That would be cruel and unusual punishment!:beer: