On 9/19/02 my car was made. 17 years old today.
I bought it on 5/18/03 with 6 miles on OD. Been together ever since.

Recently, I was driving down the road wondering if history had forgotten the marauder. Am I just driving an old car now? The fancy new SUVs with their back up cameras and mood lighting infotainment systems endlessly swarmed around the road. Then a flurry of honking came from behind me. What the hell was going on? Did my wheels fall off? Was I going too slow? A newer Audi rode up to my bumper and pulled around me, up to my window. What is this guy's problem? I'm sure I'm about to get the one finger salute. I turn to look and he beams a giant grin with an enthusiastic thumbs-up then he takes off.
Pleasantly surprised, I look at the sea of dark charcoal gray before me,
"Still got it."