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    Hot topics, from other auto forums...

    All in good humor...

    Mercedes forum
    - My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

    Bentley Forums
    - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

    Camaro/Firebird Forums
    - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

    Mustang forums
    -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

    Civic forums
    -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

    Monte Carlo forums
    -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

    SRT Forums..
    "Will this void my warranty"

    Ford Forums..
    "Will this void my warranty"

    SVT Forums..
    "Will this void my warranty"

    Lightning Forums..
    "Will this void my warranty"

    VW Bug forum
    - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

    Lamborghini forum
    - Cure for wind noise around 210MPH

    Miata forums
    - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

    Chevy Tahoe forum
    - Are gas prices going down any time soon?

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

    BMW 7-series forum
    - Where to get service on my Rolex?

    Cadillac forum
    - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

    Buick Forum
    - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

    Delorean forum
    - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

    Crown Victoria forum
    - How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

    Honda Accord forum
    - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

    Toyota Echo forum
    - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

    Ferrari forums
    - Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.

    Porsche forums
    - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

    Saturn forums
    - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

    Jaguar
    - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

    Mini
    - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

    Dodge Viper forum
    - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

    McLaren F1 forum
    -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

    Dodge Minivan forum
    - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

    Hummer forum
    - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
    black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

    Fiat forum
    -Hello? Am I the only member?

    Subaru WRX forum
    - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

    Chevy pickup forum
    - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
    truck?

    RX7 Forums
    - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

    DSM Forums
    -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

    Supra Forums
    -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

    Vette Forums
    -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

    Ford 2.3 forums
    -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start
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    You are sick, welcome.

    You belong here, now write the MM.Net's contribution?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SergntMac
    You are sick, welcome.

    You belong here, now write the MM.Net's contribution?
    Isn't that "What kind of oil should I use?"

    03 Marauder 300A, 6 CD Changer, tint, SS Inserts, McGard wheel locks, Full Stainless Works 3 inch exaust and long tube headers, DynoTech MMX driveshaft, Spoiler, Full godshead treatment, Mack & Marty fender badges, Mac & Zack Control arms, KB dead pedal, Adco rear sway bar, 4.10's, FIT/ProCharger Racing Team Member #019(Mine)
    04 DTR Cd Changer, moon roof, heated seats, trunk organizor, McGard wheel locks,
    SS Inserts, Spoiler, tint, godshead stearing wheel badge, Badgless Grill & trunk, Densos & 180 t-stat, Megs Resonator Delete Tips, Flowmaster 40's, Mac & Zack Control arms, KB dead pedal, Adco rear sway bar, Superchips 9100 SCT tuner, JTL CAI, and 4.10's. (hers)
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    Quote Originally Posted by SergntMac
    You are sick, welcome.

    You belong here, now write the MM.Net's contribution?
    Possible choices:

    - How do I get low end grunt?
    - Will Ford void my warranty for this?
    - Which exhaust?
    - Need a paint job
    - Everyone asks what it is...



    Or my personal favorite:
    - Too much fun, can't stop driving this car
    2001 Silver SVT Lightning - 2011 Blue Flame F150 FX4 Supercrew Ecoboost

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    Quote Originally Posted by QWK SVT
    - Will Ford void my warranty for this?
    My 2nd choice.

    03 Marauder 300A, 6 CD Changer, tint, SS Inserts, McGard wheel locks, Full Stainless Works 3 inch exaust and long tube headers, DynoTech MMX driveshaft, Spoiler, Full godshead treatment, Mack & Marty fender badges, Mac & Zack Control arms, KB dead pedal, Adco rear sway bar, 4.10's, FIT/ProCharger Racing Team Member #019(Mine)
    04 DTR Cd Changer, moon roof, heated seats, trunk organizor, McGard wheel locks,
    SS Inserts, Spoiler, tint, godshead stearing wheel badge, Badgless Grill & trunk, Densos & 180 t-stat, Megs Resonator Delete Tips, Flowmaster 40's, Mac & Zack Control arms, KB dead pedal, Adco rear sway bar, Superchips 9100 SCT tuner, JTL CAI, and 4.10's. (hers)
    67 Galaxie 500
    96 F250 EXT Cab 4X4 Pwerstroke
    2013 Lowe SS210
    98 Mustang convertible
    2005 Sportcoach Cross Country 376DS

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    Marauder Forum:
    What oil should I use?

    I love the WRX one! Those are all quite funny though.
    2007 Honda Accord V6. Fit for a father of two. 5% tint all around.

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    Mercury Marauder net's contribution is..............

    "It's not a damn Grand Marquis!"

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    The Buick Forum should be;
    "On-Star, does it interfere with your pacemaker?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by QWK SVT
    - How do I get low end grunt?
    Put the toilet in the basement...

    Quote Originally Posted by QWK SVT
    - Will Ford void my warranty for this?
    If they don't know it's down there they won't...

    Quote Originally Posted by QWK SVT
    - Which exhaust?
    Hmm, most people have only one!

    Quote Originally Posted by QWK SVT
    - Need a paint job
    Paint job? Better check the plaster too and then talk to a dietician!

    Quote Originally Posted by QWK SVT
    - Everyone asks what it is...
    OMG! So help me if you answer "ring balony" I'm NEVER coming over!

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    And I thought our famaliy was twisted!!!!

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