Thursday's The Day I Pay To Play for Much More!

[WJSOLOMON]

Wednesday Night will be tougher for me to get to sleep than Christmas Eve when I was a pretty young kid, dreaming about my first "GO-KART"!

That's the Night that I take my New Car up to Brent's House, ten miles North of mine, and he brings me back to drop me off at my house, so he can take it into his "Automotive Specialists" Performance Shop bright and early on Thursday, to install my REINHART AUTOMOTIVE "Performance Package" (Chip, Cooler Sparks, 180 Degrees Thermo, Matrix Drive Shaft, and 4.0 Gears for the Rear Axle). He'll also replace the OEM Rear Axle Lubricant with 3.75 pints of MOTORCRAFT's Upgraded "75W-90 Full-Synthetic, Heavy Duty, Fuel-Efficient Oil", and 4 ounces of "ADDITIVE FRICTION MODIFIER XL-3"). Think I'll have him take off the Wheels and Clean / Paint the Brake Calipers. Picked up a small Spray Can of John Deere "Silver Jubilee" Paint that looks like it'll be a just a little bit lighter Grey than the Inside Hubs of the Wheels, but have a nice subtle "Gloss" Finish, and hopefully, take on some "Detail Spray Wax" after each Wash. Dennis, I'm Seriosuly thinking of letting you provide a "Performance Package" for my 18 HP 54-Inch Mowing Deck John Deere Riding Mower. With the Fresh New Layers of Pinnacle's Souvern Carnuba Paste Wax, and the Bright Chromed Full Wheel Covers, with your "Performance Package" installed, it'll be "Ready To Rumble" this Fall, for the "Leaf Grief" Season!

Since it's the first night since this "Baby" was delivered, that it hasn't been under my roof, I'm considering taking part of my (14.3 lb. Bichon) Maxwell's "Blankie", and rubbing it all over the Engine, and drift off to sleep with the "Garage Fumes" wafting up from under my pillow, searching for my nostrils! (I don't do a very good job of reading Lips, but it sure seemed like the little woman was whispering "Separate Beds, Dude!")

On Friday afternoon, Brent "Re-Presents" me with the "Make-Over", and I find a quiet stretch of I-69 over the weekend, to check out the Performance, and Top End.

"Details (a week from this Sunday) At Eleven!"

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