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    One Minute Mystery

    Detective Ford turned his collar up against the rain. I had rained almost continuously for the last three days.

    “In here Detective!” the uniformed officer called from the garage, where he and another policeman were standing by a big black car.

    Ford hurried past the front door of the small house to the large two-car garage. “What have you got,” he asked?

    “Well sir,” the younger of the two uniformed policemen began. “Three hours ago a man wearing a blue baseball cap and red bandana over his face robbed a liquor store downtown. A witness says that a masked man ran from the store, and drove off in a black, late model, Mercury Marauder.

    "A block away," he continued. "Another witness says that she was almost run over by a black Mercury Marauder. This witness said that the car was speeding down Main St. and stopped just before hitting her.

    “We knew that Knuckles Jones drives a black Marauder, so we stopped by to ask him a few questions. Knuckles says that he has a cold and hasn’t left the house in three days. He gave us permission to search the car. In the trunk we found a blue baseball cap and a red bandana.”

    Detective Ford stepped back from the Marauder and looked at it critically.

    “Knuckles didn’t do it,” he said. “Look for another Marauder.”

    How did Detective Ford know?
    Last edited by dwasson; 04-12-2006 at 09:39 PM.
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    Stone cold engine - no signs of water in garage, on car OR under(carriage) ?.



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    Nope, try again.
    Dan

    Rest area, rest home -- what difference does it make? I'm sure Grandma enjoyed seeing all those big trucks pulling in and out.

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    Maybe the clue is here -

    In the trunk we found a blue baseball and a red bandana.”
    Was "blue baseball" not a typo ... for blue baseball cap ?. You meant to say blue baseball & not baseball cap ?.

    Now if that WAS a typo .....

    Maybe the clue should be the ball cap & bandana were DRY.

    Regardless .....

    I still stand by the stone cold engine - completely dry car & garage.




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    Quote Originally Posted by the_pack_rat
    Maybe the clue is here -



    Was "blue baseball" not a typo ... for blue baseball cap ?. You meant to say blue baseball & not baseball cap ?.

    Now if that WAS a typo .....

    Maybe the clue should be the ball cap & bandana were DRY.

    Regardless .....

    I still stand by the stone cold engine - completely dry car & garage.

    Yeah it was a typo. I fixed it.

    It isn't the cold, dry, car or the garage. He never say the ballcap and bandana. He knew by looking at the car.
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    My final answer .....

    Dust.



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    Nope, keep trying.
    Dan

    Rest area, rest home -- what difference does it make? I'm sure Grandma enjoyed seeing all those big trucks pulling in and out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwasson
    This witness said that the car was speeding down Main St. and stopped just before hitting her.
    Knuckles doesn't have a big brake kit and therefore would have plowed into the woman rendering her 'breathing challenged' and quite unable to tell the story without a psychic spirit channeler which the city couldn't afford since they were sued the previous year by animal rights activists for that whole squirrel shaving scandal.
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    No. but that is much better than my answer.
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    Rest area, rest home -- what difference does it make? I'm sure Grandma enjoyed seeing all those big trucks pulling in and out.

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    the marauder cant hook up in the rain... so he couldnt leave then scene of the crime

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    The Rear Suspension was sitting all the way down, If the car was ran in last 3 hours the airbags would have been filled.

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    Rust on the Rotors...
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    Because Detective Ford did it.
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    The cap and the bandana where dry -It had been raining for three days!

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    Because only an idiot would drive a MM in the rain, and therefore it couldn't have happened?

    -A

    who drives his MM in the rain


    (or that it would be obvious if the black MM was driven in the rain, but the story implies it hadn't)
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