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    One-Minute Mystery #2

    Detective Ford answered the phone on the first ring.

    “Dear?” the caller said with a quavering voice.

    “Hi Ma,” Ford replied. “How are you?”

    “I’m fine son, but the car won’t start again,” his mother answered.

    “Does it turn over,” Ford asked, looking at the ceiling, as he did when thinking?

    “No it doesn’t,” the older woman said. “Can you fix it?”

    “I’ll try Ma”, Ford said wearily. “How long has it been since you drove it?”

    “What’s today … Thursday,” she answered. “I went to church Sunday.”

    “Ok Ma, I’ll be there after work.” Ford hung up the phone and went back to reading crime reports.


    Ford drove up to his mother’s house and stopped the car. He scanned the scene before he shut the car off. There was 2 inches of snow on the ground from the squall that passed through a few hours ago. The roof and truck lid of the white Grand Marquis in the driveway was snow covered.

    He parked the car and walked up the snow-covered driveway toward the house. As he reached the front bumper of the car, the front door opened.

    His mother called out, “Oh son, I’m glad you are here. I wanted to go to the senior center today and car just wouldn’t start.”

    “No problem Ma,” Ford replied. “I’m glad to help.”

    He stared at the car for a minute, taking in the snow covered roof and trunk and the dry hood.

    “Did you look under the hood Ma?”

    “No,” his mother said. “Nobody touched it. When it wouldn’t start, I came in and called you.”

    “What year is the car again,” Ford asked?

    “It’s a 2003,” his mother said. “We bought it just before your father died.”

    “I know what it is,” Ford said decisively.

    What did Ford identify as the problem?
    Dan

    Rest area, rest home -- what difference does it make? I'm sure Grandma enjoyed seeing all those big trucks pulling in and out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwasson
    Detective Ford answered the phone on the first ring.

    “Dear?” the caller said with a quavering voice.

    “Hi Ma,” Ford replied. “How are you?”

    “I’m fine son, but the car won’t start again,” his mother answered.

    “Does it turn over,” Ford asked, looking at the ceiling, as he did when thinking?

    “No it doesn’t,” the older woman said. “Can you fix it?”

    “I’ll try Ma”, Ford said wearily. “How long has it been since you drove it?”

    “What’s today … Thursday,” she answered. “I went to church Sunday.”

    “Ok Ma, I’ll be there after work.” Ford hung up the phone and went back to reading crime reports.


    Ford drove up to his mother’s house and stopped the car. He scanned the scene before he shut the car off. There was 2 inches of snow on the ground from the squall that passed through a few hours ago. The roof and truck lid of the white Grand Marquis in the driveway was snow covered.

    He parked the car and walked up the snow-covered driveway toward the house. As he reached the front bumper of the car, the front door opened.

    His mother called out, “Oh son, I’m glad you are here. I wanted to go to the senior center today and car just wouldn’t start.”

    “No problem Ma,” Ford replied. “I’m glad to help.”

    He stared at the car for a minute, taking in the snow covered roof and trunk and the dry hood.

    “Did you look under the hood Ma?”

    “No,” his mother said. “Nobody touched it. When it wouldn’t start, I came in and called you.”

    “What year is the car again,” Ford asked?

    “It’s a 2003,” his mother said. “We bought it just before your father died.”

    “I know what it is,” Ford said decisively.

    What did Ford identify as the problem?
    Ma left the car running and it ran out of gas,then battery went dead because the fan /heater was on.

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    Not what I was thinking, but that would do it too.
    Dan

    Rest area, rest home -- what difference does it make? I'm sure Grandma enjoyed seeing all those big trucks pulling in and out.

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    Nope, he diagnosed it with the hood closed, from 6 feet away.
    Dan

    Rest area, rest home -- what difference does it make? I'm sure Grandma enjoyed seeing all those big trucks pulling in and out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclone03
    Ma left the car running and it ran out of gas,then battery went dead because the fan /heater was on.
    I figured some creep stole her battery the night before.
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    Ma accidental hit the remote start and it ran out of gas.
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    1 Ninjas broke in and stole the starter, all without raising the hood or opening a door or window.

    2 KITT used his "electronic dampening system" or whatever the hell that was so her car could not start.

    3 Scotty disabled it from on board the Enterprise.

    4 Chuck Norris thought about not letting Ma go anywhere for fear it was too cold out for her.

    5 Ford products are defective; this is a normal occurrence and is not covered under warranty due to the disclaimer on the vehicle sticker at purchase.

    6 Fords suck so bad that a vaccuum around the car would not let any air into the area; thus it would not start.



    and my favorite answer:

    7 Turbonator.
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    Some one stipped the car? but left the hood
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwasson
    Not what I was thinking, but that would do it too.
    So we could go with one of those alternate ending things....sounds good.

    I WIN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclone03
    So we could go with one of those alternate ending things....sounds good.

    I WIN!!!!
    2 + 2 = 19

    It's an alternate ending.
    Dan

    Rest area, rest home -- what difference does it make? I'm sure Grandma enjoyed seeing all those big trucks pulling in and out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwasson
    2 + 2 = 19

    It's an alternate ending.

    I'm still calling it a win for me.....so there

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    She forgot to flip the kill switch?
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