So stop eating meat, y'all.
Problem solved.
I think comedian Ron White put it best. When his vegan friend told him that cattle produced all that methane and that it was bad for the environment, then asked Ron what he was doing to help out the environment, Ron replied,
wait for it
"I'm eating the cows."
Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone. -- Carlos Castaneda