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A teenage boy tells his father, "Dad, there's trouble with the car, it has water in the carburetor." The father looks confused and says, "Water in the carburetor, that's ridiculous!" But the son insists. "I tell you, the car has water in the carburetor."
His father, starting to get a little nervous, says "You don't even know what a carburetor is.... but I'll check it out. Where is the car?"
"In the pool."
Finally A Marauder Owner
Senior Member
SENIOR DRIVER
My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.
Hesaid with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving."
"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore.
"The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying,
'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left!"
Mossiehorn
03 Black 300A
6292 of 7838
Born 12/11/02
Supporting Vendor
this one is a day late but here goes:
Originally Posted by fastblackmerc
i got them from you!!
Those were the days.........
DANG THEY'RE CUTE!!!!!!
Smile and Nod
I love THIS bar
Everything Marauder, LEDs & HI
this one is a day late but here goes:
I guess you don't read or can't follow the installation instructions!
“When you can’t make them see the light, make them feel the heat.”
Ronald Regan
"The only way to deal with the Islamic State - these blood thirsty, blood-drunken, terrorists -
is to kill them, keep on killing them, until you kill the last one, then you kill his pet goat."
Lt. Colonel Ralph Peters
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes, if you **** with me, I'll kill you all"
General James Mattis
Member
Yo momma is so fat, I asked her what her favorite color was and she said Long John Silver.
Last edited by Texas Boy; 12-11-2013 at 02:35 PM.
2001 Ford Police Interceptor - Former Jan Jacinto College (Hou,TX) Campus PD vehicle, 79k current miles
MODS:
Law Enforcement equipment deleted, 20x8.5 Saleen Style's, 245/35R20 directionals, Ford Racing Performance Improved (PI) intake manifold, Power Plus 75mm TB, Zip Tube, 1" ported TB spacer, BOSCH platinum plugs, Performance aluminum radiator, Rear cats deleted, dual weld-in Flowmaster 10s, dual res-delete tips, red brake caliper kit, Pioneer Audio
2004 Marauder - RIP
2006 Grand Cherokee WJ - 4" long arm, 31 inch Nitto Muds, Flowmaster 10
GAME OVER, YOU LOSE!
There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunettes. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them.
When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding".
The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunette in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there."
So he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!"
Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"
Nu-NRG
Why do blondes have bruises around their navel?
Because blonde guys are dumb too
2003 Trilogy Supercharged Marauder
GAME OVER, YOU LOSE!
Reminds me of this one:
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
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Senior Member
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Bought 09/10/2012
2004 DTR Marauder
K&N CAI, Rear Cat Delete, Flowmaster 40's, Meg's 4" res delete tips, Pioneer DD unit, Kicker door and deck speakers, Lotek triple with Autometer gauges, Line Locks, J-MOD
Senior Member
For Valentines day:
Do you know what is better than Roses on your Piano?
2003 300A Black, #4918 of 7838, 17,400 Miles
Tune, KYB's, JLT, FlowMaster 42441, Res Delete, New BFG's, 8 coats of zymoil Titanium
2003 300B Silver Birch, #21 of 419, 29,800 miles
Tune, JLT, FlowMaster 42441 Res Delete, New Nitto 235/255 Bigcarsforever dead peddle & custom SRP peddles, 5 coats Zymoil Titanium, Addco front and rear sway bars, KYBs, 1/2 inch coil cut, Sparta Watts link and Control Arms, Carfixer alignment.
2003 CV Sport Matador Red, 19,280 Miles, DD, Curless Full Service Royal flush, Marto Tune, 18 Chrome Wheels w 235/265 front/back Nitto tires, NEW OEM Sport Springs -1 coil & Monroe Severe Duty (front) shocks, Addco front and rear sway bars, KYB rear Shocks, Carfixer Alignment.
2004 CV HPP Silver Birch, 93,000 miles. Son's DD, 18 Chrome Wheels w 235/265 front/back Nitto tires (thank you Lowndex!)
Senior Member
Tulips on your Organ...!!!
Yes a musicians joke!
Happy VD!
2003 300A Black, #4918 of 7838, 17,400 Miles
Tune, KYB's, JLT, FlowMaster 42441, Res Delete, New BFG's, 8 coats of zymoil Titanium
2003 300B Silver Birch, #21 of 419, 29,800 miles
Tune, JLT, FlowMaster 42441 Res Delete, New Nitto 235/255 Bigcarsforever dead peddle & custom SRP peddles, 5 coats Zymoil Titanium, Addco front and rear sway bars, KYBs, 1/2 inch coil cut, Sparta Watts link and Control Arms, Carfixer alignment.
2003 CV Sport Matador Red, 19,280 Miles, DD, Curless Full Service Royal flush, Marto Tune, 18 Chrome Wheels w 235/265 front/back Nitto tires, NEW OEM Sport Springs -1 coil & Monroe Severe Duty (front) shocks, Addco front and rear sway bars, KYB rear Shocks, Carfixer Alignment.
2004 CV HPP Silver Birch, 93,000 miles. Son's DD, 18 Chrome Wheels w 235/265 front/back Nitto tires (thank you Lowndex!)
Contributing Member
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip.
I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.
"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
2003 Marauder 1907 of 7838
Built 06/24/02 Bought 10/25/02 Sold 1/5/19
Reinhart chip,stat,plugs
McGard locks
Mercury logo valve/plate bolt caps
Bob White black reflective letters
Pioneer AVH-X2500BT
Kicker 10" sub and 250 watt amp
Gods Head spinners by Jerry
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AWESOME!!! If I could post this to my Facebook wall I would...
Stock motor OUT, Cobra one IN!
Speaking of Amazon, I laughed huge at this one.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00067...&tag=ohmy0c-20
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