looooooooool that's hilarious
EATON SWAP ONGOING LIST !!!!!!!!!
Eaton M112 Supercharger ✓
Intercooler ✓
Lower intake plenum ✓
Coolant Intake Manifold ✓
TB Intake Plenum ✓
Throttle Body ✓
Cobra air intake tube ✓
Accelerator cable bracket ✓
Fuel rails ✓
39lb. injectors ✓
Cobra heat exchanger ✓
lower Metco pulley with hub ✓
Intercooler reservoir ✓
90mm Lightning MAF ✓
MAF to filter adapter plate ✓
Conical air filter ✓
Custom Bracket for Intercooler Reservoir ✓
Custom Gortch Brackets ✓
Heat Exchanger brackets ✓
Intercooler pump ✓
Intercooler pump wiring pigtail ✓
Intercooler pump bracket ✓
Ribbed idler pulley ✓
Belt tensioner ✓
Alternator Pulley ✓
Fuel Pump ✓
EGR delete kit ✓
New accessory belt ✓
Cooling tube ✓
IAT sensor ✓
2003 300A Black, #4918 of 7838, 17,400 Miles
Tune, KYB's, JLT, FlowMaster 42441, Res Delete, New BFG's, 8 coats of zymoil Titanium
2003 300B Silver Birch, #21 of 419, 29,800 miles
Tune, JLT, FlowMaster 42441 Res Delete, New Nitto 235/255 Bigcarsforever dead peddle & custom SRP peddles, 5 coats Zymoil Titanium, Addco front and rear sway bars, KYBs, 1/2 inch coil cut, Sparta Watts link and Control Arms, Carfixer alignment.
2003 CV Sport Matador Red, 19,280 Miles, DD, Curless Full Service Royal flush, Marto Tune, 18 Chrome Wheels w 235/265 front/back Nitto tires, NEW OEM Sport Springs -1 coil & Monroe Severe Duty (front) shocks, Addco front and rear sway bars, KYB rear Shocks, Carfixer Alignment.
2004 CV HPP Silver Birch, 93,000 miles. Son's DD, 18 Chrome Wheels w 235/265 front/back Nitto tires (thank you Lowndex!)
Locked my keys inside the car across the street from a Planned Parenthood. I was pretty hesitant about going inside and asking for a coat hanger to fix a little mistake.
What happens when you ride hi
03 300a. black #1695 of 7839 born 6/20/02.
Adopted 3/31/11. Sold
03 300a black #1199
TERMINATOR SWAP
430rwhp. Done by mo's
HOW TO START A
FIGHT
One year, I decided to buy my
mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift
The next year, I didn't buy
her a gift.
When she asked me why, I
replied,
"Well, you still haven't
used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight
started.....
______________________________
My wife and I were watching Who
Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do
you want to have sex?'
'No,' she
answered.
I then said,'Is that your
final answer?'
She didn't even look at me
this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd
like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight
started...
______________________________ __
I took my wife to a
restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took
my order first.
"I'll have the rump
steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you
worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for
herself."
And that's when the fight
started.....
______________________________ _
My wife at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunk swigging his drink
as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know
him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
he's my old boyfriend. He began drinking right after we
split up years ago, and hasn't been sober
since."
"My God!" I said,
"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that
long?"
And then the fight
started...
______________________________ __
I LOVE Jerry's bar, it's my kinda place...........
When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead. It is difficult only for others. It is the same way when you are stupid.
"Chuck Norris built my stock longblock. It runs on the tears of small children and makes 10,000 hp. He said it's his 'street version' "
Trilogy # 192 / T.S. 0012
BOOST GETS YOU FELONY STOPPED!!!
When our lawn mower broke my wife
kept nagging me to get it fixed. But, I always had something
else to take care of. Finally she thought of a clever way to
make her point.
I found her seated in the tall,
unmowed grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went
into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came
out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you
finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
driveway."
The doctors say I will walk
again, but I will always have a limp.
______________________________
My wife sat down next to me as I
was flipping channels .
She asked, "What's on
TV?"
I said, "Lots of
dust."
And then the fight
started...
______________________________ __
My wife was hinting about what
she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something
shiny that goes from 0 to 165 in about 2
seconds."
I bought her a bathroom
scale.
And then the fight
started......
______________________________
I LOVE Jerry's bar, it's my kinda place...........
When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead. It is difficult only for others. It is the same way when you are stupid.
"Chuck Norris built my stock longblock. It runs on the tears of small children and makes 10,000 hp. He said it's his 'street version' "
Trilogy # 192 / T.S. 0012
BOOST GETS YOU FELONY STOPPED!!!
After retiring, I went to the
Social Security office to apply for benefits.
The woman behind the counter
asked me for my driver's License to verify my
age.
I looked in my pockets and
realized I had left it at home. I told the woman I would
have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton
your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my
curly silver chest hair. She said, 'That silver hair
on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed
my Social Security application.
When I got home, I told my wife
about my experience at the Social Security office. She said,
'You should have dropped your pants. You might have
gotten disability too.'
And then the fight
started...
______________________________ __
My wife was standing naked,
looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she
saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look
old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment.'
I replied, "Your
eyesight's damn near perfect."
That's when the fight began .
. .
______________________________ __
I rear-ended a car this morning .
. . the start of a really bad day!
The driver got out of the other
car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said
'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one
ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started!
I LOVE Jerry's bar, it's my kinda place...........
When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead. It is difficult only for others. It is the same way when you are stupid.
"Chuck Norris built my stock longblock. It runs on the tears of small children and makes 10,000 hp. He said it's his 'street version' "
Trilogy # 192 / T.S. 0012
BOOST GETS YOU FELONY STOPPED!!!
Sir why are you going so fast.? http://m.break.com/video/guy-with-st...ticket-2799742
Last edited by slickster; 01-01-2016 at 01:34 PM.
03 300a. black #1695 of 7839 born 6/20/02.
Adopted 3/31/11. Sold
03 300a black #1199
TERMINATOR SWAP
430rwhp. Done by mo's
How many animals can fit onto a pair of panty hose?
Two calves
An ass
A bunch of hairs
One beaver
And a fish no one can find!
“When you can’t make them see the light, make them feel the heat.”
Ronald Regan
"The only way to deal with the Islamic State - these blood thirsty, blood-drunken, terrorists -
is to kill them, keep on killing them, until you kill the last one, then you kill his pet goat."
Lt. Colonel Ralph Peters
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes, if you **** with me, I'll kill you all"
General James Mattis
Told to me yesterday.
A certain man presented himself to Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates to gain entrance into heaven. While waiting for St. Pete to tabulate his "good's" verses "Bad's" he noticed that the wall behind the podium was full of clocks.
The man inquired about the purpose of the clocks and was told each person has a clock and the hands move only when they tell a lie.
The man pointed to one and asked "who does that clock belong to"? Mother Theresa came the reply and it hasn't ever moved. How about that one the man asked? Well that belongs to Abraham Lincoln and it has moved only twice.
"Well, asked the man, do you have one for Obama"? St. Peter said yes but it was in God's office where he uses it as a ceiling fan.
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