CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE
1. "You Were an Accident"
2. "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
4. "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
5. "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
6. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
7. "Where Would You Like to be Buried?"
8. "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
9. "All Dogs Go To Hell"
10. "The Kids Guide To Hitchhiking"
11. "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
12. "What is That Dog Doing To That Other Dog?"
13. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
14. "Bi-Curious George"
15. "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
16. "Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
17. "You Are Different and That's Bad"
18. "Fun with Pointy Things"
19. "Keep Picking At It"
20. "It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce"
21. "If it's in a Bottle Drink It"
22. "Eating Glue is Good For You"
23. "You Can Fly Too If You Wear a Cape"
24. "Sharing is For the Weak"
25. "Foreigners are Bad People"
26. "Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities"
27. "Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor?"
28. "Is the Stove Hot Yet?"
29. "Dead Pets Are Fun Too"
30. "The New Baby is Better Than You"
More Titles
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New Wife Timothy"
"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets"
"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride
Our Bikes!"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God did It"