I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
Oh, and about the toilet seat - last I checked women had opposable thumbs and could work a toilet seat.
I solved this problem once and for all. If it's ever mentioned that I have left the seat up, I just leave it down all the time and I never hear about it again.
WE don't need it down about 80% of the time. You gals use it that way, YOU put it down. Otherwise you can change the oil in our cars because you get to drive them occasionally.
And make me a sandwich while yer at it.
(it's the JOKE thread . . .huh? Oh, right away, dear.)