How will you know when you've had one too many? Here's a handy guide. Print out and save in your wallet.
Things that are difficult to say after you've had too much to drink:
Proliferation, Innovative, Indubitably.
Things that are VERY difficult to say after you've had too much to drink:
Specificity, Passive-aggressive disorder, Loquacious Transubstantiate Things that are virtually impossible to say after you've had too much to drink: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing. Sorry, but you're not really my type. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.