Anthrax scare

[Hack Goby]

This just in:
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> Anthrax Scare
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> The Detroit Lions football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours in Allen Park. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
> Head coach Marinelli immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

[Pops]

Good one Paul!

[Bluerauder]

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

I was almost embarrassed to watch that game on Thankgiving Day. The home field crowd started leaving before halftime.

[TiTo35]

OH ****....NOW THAT THERE IS FUNNY!!!