Detroit Lion`s 2009 schedule

[Hack Goby]

2009 LIONS SCHEDULE
September
13..................... Taft Junior High School
20......................Cub Scout Troop #101
27..................... Detroit Blind Academy

October
04............. ........Spanish American War Vets
11.....................Cripple d Children's Home
18.................... Eloise Mental Hospital
25.....................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01.....................Michiga n Venereal Disease Clinic
08.......! ........ ......Fraser Boys Choir
15.....................Korean Vets
22.....................Nationa l Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26....................Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08....................Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club


** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.

4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

[Mike]

2009 LIONS SCHEDULE
September
13..................... Taft Junior High School
20......................Cub Scout Troop #101
27..................... Detroit Blind Academy

October
04............. ........Spanish American War Vets
11.....................Cripple d Children's Home
18.................... Eloise Mental Hospital
25.....................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01.....................Michiga n Venereal Disease Clinic
08.......! ........ ......Fraser Boys Choir
15.....................Korean Vets
22.....................Nationa l Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26....................Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08....................Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club


** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.

4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

Now that's funny!!!

[Pops]

Thats right Paul! Give Rex some more ammo!

[SC Cheesehead]

Thats right Paul! Give Rex some more ammo!

Already locked and loaded, my friend!

[baltimoremm]

** NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

I almost peed myself ha ha ha

GO RAVENS

[Haggis]

Now that's funny!!!

Gonna need a new keyboard again; 'Hello Helpdesk."

LMAOPIMP

[TiTo35]

The funniest thing I have seen this year!!!
Hey Hack...I told a lions fan I could single handily beat the lions BOY were they PISSED!

2009 LIONS SCHEDULE
September
13..................... Taft Junior High School
20......................Cub Scout Troop #101
27..................... Detroit Blind Academy

October
04............. ........Spanish American War Vets
11.....................Cripple d Children's Home
18.................... Eloise Mental Hospital
25.....................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01.....................Michiga n Venereal Disease Clinic
08.......! ........ ......Fraser Boys Choir
15.....................Korean Vets
22.....................Nationa l Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26....................Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08....................Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club


** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.

4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

[Merc-O-matic]

2009 LIONS SCHEDULE
September
13..................... Taft Junior High School
20......................Cub Scout Troop #101
27..................... Detroit Blind Academy

October
04............. ........Spanish American War Vets
11.....................Cripple d Children's Home
18.................... Eloise Mental Hospital
25.....................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01.....................Michiga n Venereal Disease Clinic
08.......! ........ ......Fraser Boys Choir
15.....................Korean Vets
22.....................Nationa l Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26....................Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08....................Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club


** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.

4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

Please note that CLEVELAND BROWNS will play the same schedule
but in reverse order. No name change....but the word "Losers"
will be printed in big block letters on the side of their plain helmets!
And they will play using the same "rules" as the Lions.....the real players
will be subsituted with cardboard cutouts moved around by the ball boys.
If by chance the "Browns" should accidently move the move, it will
be returned to it's original position by instant replay judges after the
review.

Gotta Love It!

[Krytin]

I remember seeing that one about 18 years ago for the New England Patriots!!!

"2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys."
ROFLMAO

[hot-rauder]

I remember seeing that one about 18 years ago for the New England Patriots!!!

"2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys."
ROFLMAO

Ahh, how time have changed lol

[bugsys03]

They will still go 4-12