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  1. 05-18-2009, 06:32 AM #1
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    Underwear dust

    BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!







    One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un rewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

    'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

    She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !




    Us guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.
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    Wow!!!!!! Low blow!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by justbob View Post
    Wow!!!!!! Low blow!!!
    No,A low blow is a dwarf going down on a midget,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hack Goby View Post
    No,A low blow is a dwarf going down on a midget,
    Only our friend Paul can get away with that "little" bit of humor; but let's not set a precedent. OK?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hack Goby View Post
    No,A low blow is a dwarf going down on a midget,
    Don't get Doom started, Paul.....
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    If I ever even thought about saying something like that to my wife ... Underwear Dust and Miracle Grow would be the LEAST of my problems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hack Goby View Post
    No,A low blow is a dwarf going down on a midget,
    My god Paul, I like your style!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hack Goby View Post
    No,A low blow is a dwarf going down on a midget,
    LOL... YeAh, get it right Bob, jeeezzz!
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