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    Bent the crankshaft.

    One of my best buds is stationed on the USS New York. It has 7 and a half tons of steel in the bow from the World Trade Centers remains. Each repair locker onboard is named after an Engine Company that suffered the loss of firefighters. It also has 4 engines, throwing down 40,000 HP!! One of the engines wiped a few bearings due to a bent crankshaft. Here is a picture of 1 of the engines going in, look how small the people are compared to it.
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    I can't wait to hear what the repair bill is for this engine rebuild, zoiks!


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    Reading the title i thought you were talking about something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOOM View Post
    Reading the title i thought you were talking about something else.
    HA! Dirty ol' man! You going to Kentucky?


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    you gonna get it stroked while its out?
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    I was afraid to look at the attached pic!

    Will i be in kentucky???
    Thats like asking me if i like chrome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob6364 View Post
    you gonna get it stroked while its out?


    No comment!

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    Exclamation New ship

    WHAT! -- this is a brand NEW commissioned Naval ship. Someone is going to pay big time for this mistake. They're going to have to pull the entire engine out of the ship to replace the crackshaft. That's going to be a BIG and costly job.

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    Exactly. As you can see, they set the engines in and build the ship AROUND them. I've been down and looked at the engines, BIG. They are talking about doing a pierside repair, but I just don't see it happening.

    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    WHAT! -- this is a brand NEW commissioned Naval ship. Someone is going to pay big time for this mistake. They're going to have to pull the entire engine out of the ship to replace the crackshaft. That's going to be a BIG and costly job.

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    Did the crankshaft run outa lube? Thats a lot of friction son!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    WHAT! -- this is a brand NEW commissioned Naval ship. Someone is going to pay big time for this mistake. They're going to have to pull the entire engine out of the ship to replace the crackshaft. That's going to be a BIG and costly job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justbob View Post
    Did the crankshaft run outa lube? Thats a lot of friction son!
    I can't believe you didn't say this:
    "Someone forgot to put the lotion in the basket."


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    Guess they need to yank her crank Can't believe I posted that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Man View Post
    Guess they need to yank her crank Can't believe I posted that
    You are a sick, sick man! But she still has 3 other cranks
    You going to Louisville?


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    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
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    We'll be there. Might even park in Doom's spot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Man View Post
    We'll be there. Might even park in Doom's spot.
    Don't think so!

    Back of the line muffin man.

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