You go to auto part stores more often than the supermarket.
Your transmission is always leaking.
Parts of your car are in your cup holder.
Transmissions are changed more than spark plugs.
The engine is the only thing you can count on.
You keep tools in your vehicle and it's stock.
wipe your rust off every car wash.
wanna sell it until you get out and see how cool it looks.
your check engine light doesn't work.
a trip to the junkyard is to keep it maintained.
you had to start it with a hammer and a friend.
you have 2-80 A/C
you pull your electric windows up.
coat hangers are your latest exhaust mod.
you find mystery wires.
finally...... you still get people offering to buy it from you.
Cheers to my 20 year old daily driven truck.