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    I guess if it's the only weapon available...

    Sex Toy Attack: Gurnee Woman Accused Of Assaulting Cop With Sex Toy
    First Posted: 11-11-10 06:34 PM | Updated: 11-11-10 10:17 PM





    Carolee Bildsten's mug shot.



    A Gurnee woman faces aggravated assault charges after she allegedly assaulted a police officer with a "a rigid feminine pleasure device" in the northern suburb.



    Carolee Bildsten, 56, allegedly ran out on her tab at Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee Tuesday night and the police were notified, TribLocal Gurnee reports. It was the second time she had left without paying her tab at the restaurant.
    Officers found the intoxicated Bildsten lying on the grass down the street and approached her, NBC Chicago reports. She told them her money was at home and she would pay the bill. NBC cites the police report to explain what happened after arriving at her apartment:
    "She walked into her bedroom. She said her money was in her dresser drawer and she opened it and reached inside and removed a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" and held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner. The officer knocked the device out of the way prior to being struck and placed the woman under arrest. She was then escorted out of the residence, placed in the squad car and transported to the Gurnee Police Department."
    TribLocal reports that Bildsten has been charged with aggravated assault, as well as theft of labor or services.


    So if it wasn't loaded, would she still be charged with battery?


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    Maybe she was trying to avoid Joe's crabs???
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    So if it wasn't loaded, would she still be charged with battery?

    No, she would be charged with assault with a dead weapon

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERCMAN View Post
    So if it wasn't loaded, would she still be charged with battery?

    No, she would be charged with assault with a dead weapon
    Assault with intent to thrill?


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    How many sex toys do you think were in that officer's locker at the station the next day?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RacerX View Post
    How many sex toys do you think were in that officer's locker at the station the next day?
    One really big one!

    I heard the officer counter attacked with a "Spocker".


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    I wonder if there is a "Hard and Fast" rule governing this?
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    Did he cuff her?

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    She could've escaped if she had lubed up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    Sex Toy Attack: Gurnee Woman Accused Of Assaulting Cop With Sex Toy[/COLOR][/URL] ... after she allegedly assaulted a police officer with a "a rigid feminine pleasure device" in the northern suburb.
    You just can't make this ^^^^ kind of stuff up.

    Moral of the Story: Don't bring a dildo to a gunfight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    "rigid feminine pleasure device"
    How did she get her hands on my genitals?
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