He shoved his junk aaaaaaaalllll the way back into his trunk.Originally Posted by Joe Walsh
Ouch...hit him right in 'the pills'....
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He shoved his junk aaaaaaaalllll the way back into his trunk.Ouch...hit him right in 'the pills'....
~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
WIN WIN!~ Zack
~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo~ -Matt-
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Dude probably still has to stand backward at a urinal to hit it.
~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
WIN WIN!~ Zack
~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo
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I knew I shoulda came around more often, this place is LOL. LONG LIVE CVN THOUGH!!!
1999 P71, Chevy 6.0, billet 85mm turbo, 4L80e, 3.73s, E85, etc. 8.91@153
2003 Mercury Marauder, LS swap in the works
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right on, there are a few awesome ones on here
~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
WIN WIN!~ Zack
~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo
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LMAO.I didn't know mike Tyson has a Vic. Must be that broke
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STILL N/A
Poor guy was diagnosed with a new form of STD.....hemorrhoids!
2020 Ford Ranger STX DFI Turbo 2.3L 10 speed Auto
2017 Ford Fusion Sport DFI Twin Turbo 2.7L V6 6 speed Auto (14.000 ET bone stock in 82 degree heat)
1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual
SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02 Sold: 10/15/18
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lmao wow, thats funny
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Poor guy was diagnosed with a new form of STD.....hemorrhoids!
2003 Black MercNasty
Diablo Predator Tunned
JLT CAI
Ford 4:10 Gears
Drill Slotted rotors
Aero Turbines 2525
Pirelli Tires
Ford Bob White Chrome Bumper insert- Overpriced
Coming soon
Valentine 1 radar detector
Tinted Windows
Stereo System
And maybe more Engine Mods
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Wow, I can't believe you actually made this thread! LMAO....Its all in good fun, for those who have a sense of humor (only about 50% of the people here
Sinister with style
Sorry sir, there's a lot of hayseed members so you'll have to constantly post hack jokes from the last 50 yrs to get a laugh here.Wow, I can't believe you actually made this thread! LMAO....Its all in good fun, for those who have a sense of humor (only about 50% of the people here
2003 MERCURY MARAUDER 300A
Build Date
5/31/02
Sequence#
#363 of 7839 Black Marauders
Dyno tested power
450 RWHP & 405 RWTQ on 93 octane
Best 1/4 mile time to date
12.456@109mph
Visit my Garage
Blackened300a's Garage
We're ready to believe you...
That's what she said!Sorry sir, there's a lot of hayseed members so you'll have to constantly post hack jokes from the last 50 yrs to get a laugh here.
Marauderless....
Super Touring
Hey Cameron - did you run the full 1/4 yet?Don't make me come up to STAP and show you "whats what"
Merry Christmas!
2021 F150 XLT Super Crew short bed - no chrome! - 3.5 Ecoboost 400hp/500tq - 36 Gal tank (600 miles) - 4x4 FX4 Offroad + Max Tow - 3.55 Locker - 10 Speed - Pro Power 2kva - 24mpg @ 80 Ford is still the best.
03 300A - Number 1727 - Super Touring - 10k in the best upgrades - 13.8@99 N/A - SOLD- STAP was so much fun, loved meeting you all and racing.
'God Speed Blues Brother'
Jocularity!
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2003 300B DBP
Build date: 6/19/03
Number 7,792 of 7,838 - 326 of 328
Proud member of the MM "BLUES" Bros.
Purchased: 11/10/05
Eaton swap by ImpalaSlayer 11-09-10
Semper et in Aeternum, Mercurius.
In Memory:
2004 DTR
Build Date 01/27/04
Purchased 04/04/04
Wrecked 10/19/05, R.I.P.
Asphalt Assassin
Just watch a min or two of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEDZfMfwKyE
You wont catch me dead "swirvin n stuntin" with these clowns
This is why nobody here truly cares about CV peoples views on MM's lol
Although I will say there are really nice CV's out there and I'll gladly tip my hat and roast some rubber with those owners
1:15 is the funniest part lol Cracker Jacks
Merry Christmas
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There are some real nice CVs out there for sure
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2004 CVPI
Medium Titanium Metallic
Full Cobra conversion almost completed!
Willing to meet up half way
Of course we have a sense of humor....... we let you join.Wow, I can't believe you actually made this thread! LMAO....Its all in good fun, for those who have a sense of humor (only about 50% of the people here
I LOVE Jerry's bar, it's my kinda place...........
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