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    10th Annual Blackbeard Pirate Festival

    This weekend was the annual 3 day Blackbeard Pirate Festival, it is awesome! Been going since it started. Had a raging headache most of the weekend so me and Jr. didn't go until around 3:30 today. They lit of fireworks and shot cannons last night at 9, we can hear it at my house, Daisy went ******* crazy, she thought it was go time. Silly dog. Great food, great beer, plenty of gift and knick-knack tents, and best of all: PIRATES everywhere!!!

    These heathens, lol. One accused me of stealing thier souls by taking a picture, but the other one said "It's okay, I don't have any soul left!"
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    Then he tried to cut my throat anywayz. Pirates...
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    Jr. strikes the pose.
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    ~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
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    Wenches!

    The one hawking the CD's for the band The Brigands, I have their "Inner Bucaneer" CD, it's actually pretty damn good. Great ballads and drinking and yelling songs, they really get the crowd going.

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    ~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
    ~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo ~ -Matt-

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    Pirate sailor gal, she had her own booth selling stuff. I bought a fridge magnet that says "Of course I love you! Now get me a beer!"
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    ~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
    ~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo ~ -Matt-

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    This weekend was the annual 3 day Blackbeard Pirate Festival, it is awesome!
    Too bad that this is on the same weekend as Carlisle All Fords. I'd really like to get down to the Pirate Fest one of these days. Looks like cleavage and booty vs. Ford/Lincoln/Mercury. Tough choice ..... or maybe not.
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    At various times over the 3 day event they blast these cannons, last year we happened to be right next to them, got some great shots. On fireworks night, these are all going off. Awesome stuff!
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    ~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
    ~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo ~ -Matt-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluerauder View Post
    Too bad that this is on the same weekend as Carlisle All Fords. I'd really like to get down to the Pirate Fest one of these days.
    It's a blast, literally! The food ranges from Gyros to fried catfish to veggies burgers, you name it. Funnel cakes, crabcakes, RUMcakes , and of course, BEEEEER!!!! Well, Ale for the brave, normal beer for the less adventurous.


    ~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
    ~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo ~ -Matt-

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    Makes me want to be a pirate. Nice pictures. Thanks

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    Pirates are scary but the guy on the left gives Freddie Kruger nightmares.


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    If ya drink rum it prevents SCURVY!

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    So a pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey buddy whats with the steering wheel?"...........The pirate says,"Gar! I dunno! But it's drivin' me nuts!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baconbit View Post
    So a pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey buddy whats with the steering wheel?"...........The pirate says,"Gar! I dunno! But it's drivin' me nuts!"
    LMMFAO!! Man, if i'd heard that 2 days ago, I'd have told it to everyone there, lol!


    ~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
    ~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo ~ -Matt-

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    LMMFAO!! Man, if i'd heard that 2 days ago, I'd have told it to everyone there, lol!

    Now go watch that new Pirates of the Carribean (though I think it was named something else wasn't it? )
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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyUP View Post
    Now go watch that new Pirates of the Carribean (though I think it was named something else wasn't it? )
    Joe made a gay porn version, so I hear....


    ~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
    ~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo ~ -Matt-

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    Joe made a gay porn version and I was the star fluid dumpster in it....
    I fixed your spelling for ya bro!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    Joe made a gay porn version, so I hear....

    I seem to remember a great many gay porn spoof films that Joe had starred in
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    Did I? Oh yeah I guess I did. Sometimes I type too fast and get the A and the S confused, good catch. *******.
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