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'God Speed Blues Brother'
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"Arrr, what do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We was in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit me leg. Knocked it right off, but the surgeon patched me up, and I'm as good as new."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We was in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and me hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this here hook."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Arrr, well," says the pirate, "One day when we was at sea, some birds was flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in me eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
"Arrr, well, no," says the pirate, "first day with me new hook..."
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Build date: 6/19/03
Number 7,792 of 7,838 - 326 of 328
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Eaton swap by ImpalaSlayer 11-09-10
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Build Date 01/27/04
Purchased 04/04/04
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CBT should be in here shortly, in search of booty!!
Don't bring skittles to a gunfight.
'God Speed Blues Brother'
Originally Posted by Phrog_gunner
CBT should be in here shortly, in search of booty!!JOCULARITY
Aye, matey, you'll not be wanting to drop yer bar of soap when he gets here; arrrrrr!
2003 300B DBP
Build date: 6/19/03
Number 7,792 of 7,838 - 326 of 328
Proud member of the MM "BLUES" Bros.
Purchased: 11/10/05
Eaton swap by ImpalaSlayer 11-09-10
Semper et in Aeternum, Mercurius.
In Memory:
2004 DTR
Build Date 01/27/04
Purchased 04/04/04
Wrecked 10/19/05, R.I.P.
Senior Member
.....I smell booty.....
You all should be here for the Blackbeard Festival held every year in downtown Hampton. Pirates, cannons going off, wenches, ale, food, music, fireworks, it is a 3 day blast. Even if you don't drink or eat, it is still a blast.
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~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
WIN WIN!~ Zack
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JUST PASSING THROUGH...
So, if you do drink and eat, will it be the best time evarrgh?
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Wenches??
Arrrgh matey I likes me some wenches!!
It's all BS until you can show me the time slip!
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants; after about an hour the bartender finally says,"Alright I gotta know whats with the steering wheel?" The pirate says,"Argh I dunno but its drivin me nuts!"
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lol, now that's funny
~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
WIN WIN!~ Zack
~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo
Jimimac43
Feb. is the annual Gasparilla Festival here in Tampa Fl. Tribute to Jose Gaspar, a famous possibly make believe pirate. Big doins. Week long revelry 2 parades mass chaos. Arrrr !
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Now that sounds like fun, Hamptons is only a couple days.
~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
WIN WIN!~ Zack
~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo
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Yes it is.....Plenty of girls willing to earn beads.
Don't bring skittles to a gunfight.
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Wenches Gone Wild?
~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
WIN WIN!~ Zack
~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo
Silverback
Arrrr..........shiver me timbers. Yonder Marauder requires a swabbing, me buck-o's, turn too lads.
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