No politics

[LIGHTNIN1]

HOOHA!! Can I get fries with that, pal?

Fries not a problem and a coupon for a free drink on your next visit.

[SC Cheesehead]

Fries not a problem and a coupon for a free drink on your next visit.

Hey, real C.Y.C.B.I.....

[Leadfoot281]

Impeach Obama??? Give the man a chance to fix eight years of the Bush
administration!!!!!!!!!!

Lol! Did you think I was serious about that!? Joe Biden as President? LMAO! Nope, my bumper sticker is a joke. That's all. I went for 7 long years looking at "Impeach Bush" bumper stickers after he started killing terrorists. Pay back is a beeyotch!

Speaking of "fixing" things.

My ex-girlfriend left a nice healthy house plant here before she split. I placed in a dark corner of the house far away from the Suns damaging UV rays. It soon wilted.

Because my Grandparents kept telling me how smart and handsome I am, I just knew the problem was with the plant and not me. Eventually the leaves started dropping. I appologized to the plant for my ex-girlfriends behavior. That didn't help it one bit.

I hired a Moisture Czar using money taken from my friends while they were at work. The dirt was too dry so I encouraged my cat to pi$$ on it. This didn't help either. What a stupid plant! If only it would listen to me everything would be alright!

Then plant became infested with nastly little bugs. I tried to negotiate with them but inspite of my amazing speaking skillls they wouldn't listen and soon spread throughout my house.

Now I hired a Vermin Czar. He recommended a big change. A toxic mixture of Round-up, diesel fuel, paint thinner, and bleach seemed to take care of the bugs. Unfortunately it also made this stupid, ignorant (and possibly racist) plant even worse.

My friends were getting tired of me mooching all their money on my stupid project and my approval ratings with them fell like a rock. They claimed that if I had just left the f-n plant alone it might have done better. They also told me they needed their money for real things and not my pet projects. My friends are all dumber than me so I continued to ignore them.

I had clearlly "inherited" a problem plant. The almost dead plant was 100% my ex-girlfriends fault. I had nothing to do with it! Don't blame me! I'm not the one in charge!

I sure HOPE things CHANGE.

[Vortex]

Enough wih these politics threads..............

[DJCV]

I value most of the comments about POLITICS on car-enthusiast forums just as much as I value theories about performance cars on political forums.

[CBT]

That had to have taken some serious think time, love it!!

Lol! Did you think I was serious about that!? Joe Biden as President? LMAO! Nope, my bumper sticker is a joke. That's all. I went for 7 long years looking at "Impeach Bush" bumper stickers after he started killing terrorists. Pay back is a beeyotch!

Speaking of "fixing" things.

My ex-girlfriend left a nice healthy house plant here before she split. I placed in a dark corner of the house far away from the Suns damaging UV rays. It soon wilted.

Because my Grandparents kept telling me how smart and handsome I am, I just knew the problem was with the plant and not me. Eventually the leaves started dropping. I appologized to the plant for my ex-girlfriends behavior. That didn't help it one bit.

I hired a Moisture Czar using money taken from my friends while they were at work. The dirt was too dry so I encouraged my cat to pi$$ on it. This didn't help either. What a stupid plant! If only it would listen to me everything would be alright!

Then plant became infested with nastly little bugs. I tried to negotiate with them but inspite of my amazing speaking skillls they wouldn't listen and soon spread throughout my house.

Now I hired a Vermin Czar. He recommended a big change. A toxic mixture of Round-up, diesel fuel, paint thinner, and bleach seemed to take care of the bugs. Unfortunately it also made this stupid, ignorant (and possibly racist) plant even worse.

My friends were getting tired of me mooching all their money on my stupid project and my approval ratings with them fell like a rock. They claimed that if I had just left the f-n plant alone it might have done better. They also told me they needed their money for real things and not my pet projects. My friends are all dumber than me so I continued to ignore them.

I had clearlly "inherited" a problem plant. The almost dead plant was 100% my ex-girlfriends fault. I had nothing to do with it! Don't blame me! I'm not the one in charge!

I sure HOPE things CHANGE.

[LIGHTNIN1]

Leadfoot that story is definitely a keeper.Am going to pass it around and send copies to my brothers.Thanks for the insight.

[Phrog_gunner]

Enough wih these politics threads..............

Did Bush make you read it?

[CBT]

Did Bush make you read it?

Bush wouldn't be that mean. He's a nice guy who loves kittens. See?
caaaaats.jpg

[-Matt-]

Bush wouldn't be that mean. He's a nice guy who loves kittens. See?
caaaaats.jpg

Babies too:




and turkeys:




and SAILORS!!!!

[Phrog_gunner]

That's not a sailor, Einstein, that was an Airman. Nice to know you recognize the traditions of your own branch.

[bob6364]

That's not a sailor, Einstein, that was an Airman. Nice to know you recognize the traditions of your own branch.

Hahaahahahahahahahahahahaa x 1,000,000

[CBT]

That's not a sailor, Einstein, that was an Airman. Nice to know you recognize the traditions of your own branch.

MMatt had a Fruedian slip, he was thinking of sailors.

[-Matt-]

That's not a sailor, Einstein, that was an Airman. Nice to know you recognize the traditions of your own branch.

I don't think so, I'm pretty sure that's Annapolis

[-Matt-]

either way, you know you were only staring at that dudes huge white ass anyways