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    Worlds STUPIDEST print add....

    This add ran in the 27 September 2004 edition of Newsweek.

    Take a wild guess what they are trying to sell..

    Don't be Shy, step right up and post your choice.

    (Magazine furnished by our very own Valleyman out of Fresno California)



    Sorry it took so long to get this scanned and posted Ken
    Last edited by teamrope; 01-20-2005 at 06:38 PM.

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    ummm, Mercurys? silver ones?
    2003A Mercury Marauder. Sold it, miss it.

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    Thumbs up Nice ad!

    Hey what are you talking about?

    That a ton more than they did for Marauder

    OK that said I'll pick door # 7
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    The Mercury Montego, and the yet unnamed Freestyle version.
    Buy American because the job you may save, might be your own
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    You guys are good! Me and Linda thought it was a Maytag add at first.


    03 Marauder 300A, 6 CD Changer, tint, SS Inserts, McGard wheel locks, Full Stainless Works 3 inch exaust and long tube headers, DynoTech MMX driveshaft, Spoiler, Full godshead treatment, Mack & Marty fender badges, Mac & Zack Control arms, KB dead pedal, Adco rear sway bar, 4.10's, FIT/ProCharger Racing Team Member #019(Mine)
    04 DTR Cd Changer, moon roof, heated seats, trunk organizor, McGard wheel locks,
    SS Inserts, Spoiler, tint, godshead stearing wheel badge, Badgless Grill & trunk, Densos & 180 t-stat, Megs Resonator Delete Tips, Flowmaster 40's, Mac & Zack Control arms, KB dead pedal, Adco rear sway bar, Superchips 9100 SCT tuner, JTL CAI, and 4.10's. (hers)
    67 Galaxie 500
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    2013 Lowe SS210
    98 Mustang convertible
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    It's an ad for a lockpick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teamrope
    Don't be Shy, step right up and post your choice.
    This is the "Opening New Doors" campaign for Mercury. A real marketing coup ... don't ya think??
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    What a laugh. They have no idea in Detroit....
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    there selling doors, yeah, doors, all kinds of doors. Washing machine doors, garage doors, front doors.... oh wait, uh, are those Merc's in the garage.... ah, I see doors for people who drive Mercurys, well my sliding door to the patio has been acting up....

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    Manholes and dog houses too..?

    Not fer nuthin... the car on the left sorta kinda looks like a future MM. Like if it was still built...? No? ok, nevamind.

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    Question Funny guy!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bluerauder
    This is the "Opening New Doors" campaign for Mercury. A real marketing coup ... don't ya think??
    You crack me up

    Like L&M acually has a marking dept
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    Opening doors and watching the future of the name plate sail right away.
    Dan

    Rest area, rest home -- what difference does it make? I'm sure Grandma enjoyed seeing all those big trucks pulling in and out.

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    Look at the second page of the ad.

    What's "Elf Storage"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TripleTransAm
    What's "Elf Storage"?
    Thats where they put the Earth Liberation Front goofs before they burn down the L/M dealerships

    11.98 @ 115 mph
    "Comfort, Class and Hair on Fire Performance."

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    Alright! Rental Cars! Cool!
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