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    Top Ten Gun Safety Tips:

    10: Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction away from people such as towards the ground or a hippy or Communist.

    9: Dumb children may get hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.

    8: No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.

    7: If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before shooting your gun.

    6: When unholstering your gun, it's customary to say, "Excuse me while I whip this out."

    5: Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something, or are just feeling generally angry.

    4: If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have someone else do that for you.

    3: Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.

    2: No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around yelling, "I have a gun! I have a gun!"

    1: And the most important rule of gun safety: Don't get me mad!
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    Dont forget:

    'This is my weapon, this is my gun. This is for killing, this is for fun.'

    WhooA!!!
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    LOL nice, Ill never for get the first gun I held..."It must be what god feels

    like when he holds a gun"
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    Good Laugh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwasson
    8: No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
    great,.... now you tell me!! Now, where the hell did that monkey go?

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    " There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. it is my life. I must master it as I master my life.

    My rifle, without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rfile true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who si tyring to kill me (whether he be squirrel or man). I must shoot him before he shoots me. "

    And for the record we don't like pistol whipping, cause if they are hard headed enough to require you to pistol whip them, then their head is surely hard enough to knock your sights out of alignment...


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis
    Dont forget:

    'This is my weapon, this is my gun. This is for killing, this is for fun.'

    WhooA!!!

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    Any one want to start a poll to see who looks down the barrel of my 45 checking on the mis-fire? LOL Dennis
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