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  1. #181
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    Quote Originally Posted by justbob View Post
    A straight that dresses and grooms not straight..


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    Had no idea that was even a thing.


    Figures the plumbing trade would know about this.

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    I think Metrosexual was invented by the South Park people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post
    OK....
    So I'm watching TV and channel hopping when I stop on the US Open Tennis matches.
    I don't watch tennis, nor do I really care about tennis and I was quickly reminded why:

    With every hit the players all grunt, howl, and 'Hoo' like a bunch of friggin' idiots.

    It is embarassing and very annoying to watch/listen to!
    If I closed my eyes I couldn't tell if there was a Sumo match or a Porn video* on the TV.
    How long have tennis players been doing this ridiculous crap?

    *(Not that I'd ever watch porn.......)
    It all started with Monica Seles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Man View Post
    Had no idea that was even a thing.





    Figures the plumbing trade would know about this.


    That term has only been around like twenty plus years old man!


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    Cobra short block / ProCharger F1-A / Cog drive upgrade / Manley valves / Brian Tooley Racing valve springs / 80# inj. / -8 fuel line / -6 return / Aeromotive 340 pumps and regulator / 2012 GT500 TR6060 six speed / twin disc clutch / Driveshaft Shop GT500 upgraded CV joint shaft / BA5000 blow thru MAF/ 4.10's / Ford Racing 31 spline set up and Girdle / Metco D.S. safety loop / Stainless Works headers, cats, and everything else out back / ClassGlass hood / Bob's hood strut mod / Hurst line lock / Metco control arms / Addco front and rear sway bars / Monroe severe duty shocks all around / Race concepts rotors / Badgeless grille / 35% tint / FBM's interior LED kit and ambient lighting kit / Pioneer FB700 deck / kenwood speaker 4 Ch. / Rockford Fosgate 10" sub and amp / Kicker 6 X 8's all around / back up cam / bluetooth / Pioneer Xm / 704 RWHP 603 RWTQ tuned by Mo's Speedshop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justbob View Post
    That term has only been around like twenty plus years old man!


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    Maybe at plumber bars. Carpenter bars...not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Man View Post
    What the heck is a 'Metrosexual'?
    Quote Originally Posted by justbob View Post
    A straight that dresses and grooms not straight..


    Maybe I have my definitions wrong....

    I didn't mean to imply that the Verizon commercial guy was straight.
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    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post




    Maybe I have my definitions wrong....



    I didn't mean to imply that the Verizon commercial guy was straight.


    There’s my rant, your trying to imply gay with out saying Gay. It’s a reality that a gay is gay but no one that’s not gay can say that person is gay. Which is retarded and you can’t say that because someone that’s retarded might see or hear that and be non retarded enough to feel offended.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mm svt View Post
    There’s my rant, your trying to imply gay with out saying Gay. It’s a reality that a gay is gay but no one that’s not gay can say that person is gay. Which is retarded and you can’t say that because someone that’s retarded might see or hear that and be non retarded enough to feel offended.



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    Most people are simply too thin skinned. I don’t filter at home or work. Don’t like it then pound sand.. I watch in amazement at workers in a bank or office setting prance around at snail pace, enjoy life, and act all PC. I’d love to have them show up as new hires on my job site!




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    Cobra short block / ProCharger F1-A / Cog drive upgrade / Manley valves / Brian Tooley Racing valve springs / 80# inj. / -8 fuel line / -6 return / Aeromotive 340 pumps and regulator / 2012 GT500 TR6060 six speed / twin disc clutch / Driveshaft Shop GT500 upgraded CV joint shaft / BA5000 blow thru MAF/ 4.10's / Ford Racing 31 spline set up and Girdle / Metco D.S. safety loop / Stainless Works headers, cats, and everything else out back / ClassGlass hood / Bob's hood strut mod / Hurst line lock / Metco control arms / Addco front and rear sway bars / Monroe severe duty shocks all around / Race concepts rotors / Badgeless grille / 35% tint / FBM's interior LED kit and ambient lighting kit / Pioneer FB700 deck / kenwood speaker 4 Ch. / Rockford Fosgate 10" sub and amp / Kicker 6 X 8's all around / back up cam / bluetooth / Pioneer Xm / 704 RWHP 603 RWTQ tuned by Mo's Speedshop.

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    What is it with these Jeep Tards!??
    I see these over-equipped, clapped out 'wish I was a badazz offroader' poser Jeeps EVERWHERE!!



    Here's a list for proper ID of a Jeep Tard poser:

    1: HUGE fancy custom rims that stick out wayyyy past the fenders (and will never see anything but smooth, clean asphalt)
    2: Gigantic knobby, jaw and teeth rattling, offroad tires (that will never see anything but smooth, clean asphalt)
    3: Ridiculous height Lift Kit with $5,000 off road shocks (that will never be needed on smooth, clean asphalt)
    4: 15,000 Lb WARN winch (that will never, ever be used, unless the Jeep gets stuck in the Starbucks drivethru)
    5: Custom welded steel front bumper (that could support the Empire State Building along with the aforementioned winch)
    6: HUGE LED light bar (that is only used to blind other vehicles who are also driving on the smooth, clean asphalt)
    7: 'Angry Jeep' front grille cover (ya' know...so that you look mean & badazz along with your douche beard and loafers)
    8: HUGE red 6 foot Jack mounted on the rear quarter panel, or even better, on the hood in front of the windshield
    (that will never be used, for ya' know...in case you get stuck in the Starbucks parking lot)
    9: TWO 5 gallon Jerry cans of gas mounted next to the HUGE fancy custom Spare, which blocks ALL rearward visibility
    (for ya' know...in case you run out of gas while idling in the Starbucks parking lot)
    10: Black Snorkle intake sticking up above the front windshield (so that you don't swamp the motor while crossing a rainy Starbucks parking lot)
    12: 'RUBICON' 'UNLIMITED' 'JEEP' 'WRANGLER' 'SAHARA' 'TRAIL RATED' '4X4' stickers on all exterior metal surfaces (I've even seen 'WILLYS'...LMAO)
    13: Upside down : 'If you can read this, flip me back over!' sticker
    (which actually is useful for a narrow, lifted, high C-O-G, knobby tired Jeep being driven like a sports car at 75 mph in traffic....on smooth, clean asphalt)
    Most importantly...
    14: Not a speck of dirt, mud or sand on ANY part of the Jeep



    If I missed anything, let me know...I'll add it to the list!
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    2020 Ford Ranger STX DFI Turbo 2.3L 10 speed Auto
    2017 Ford Fusion Sport DFI Twin Turbo 2.7L V6 6 speed Auto (14.000 ET bone stock in 82 degree heat)
    1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
    Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
    Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
    SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
    'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
    Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02 Sold: 10/15/18

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    I'm with you Joe. My old Blazer had a lot of the aforementioned items, but that thing made it off the pavement.

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    You "feel" the difference because you want to "feel" the difference. Since you just spent money on the upgrade you "have" to feel the difference

    I'm looking to eliminate the double pump process I have to follow right now to get the pedal hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by blazen71 View Post
    I'm with you Joe. My old Blazer had a lot of the aforementioned items, but that thing made it off the pavement.

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    Exactly!, you used your Blazer for, imagine that! .....off roading in the dirt, rocks and mud.
    2020 Ford Ranger STX DFI Turbo 2.3L 10 speed Auto
    2017 Ford Fusion Sport DFI Twin Turbo 2.7L V6 6 speed Auto (14.000 ET bone stock in 82 degree heat)
    1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
    Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
    Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
    SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
    'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
    Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02 Sold: 10/15/18

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    I have two cars I cannot drive because the weather in Buffalo, NY sux so bad.

    Not so random a thought, it's pretty consistent.
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    I had the aformentioned number 5 on my GMC. After pounding 2 deer that destroyed my '68 Volvo 142S and denting the front fender of my '74 Buick Century I put one on my '90 GMC and never came close to hitting a deer in 18 years of owning it. I think the suicide deer know that they would die and do little damage so they would wait for the next guy to drive by for the "SURPRISE!"

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    Here's something that's really been bothering me. What the hell is up with "YouTubers" and "TikTokers" becoming famous and actually generating income from their stupid videos?

    Also, I can't stand it when people use the word irregardless. Is that even a word? Apparently it is because my spellcheck didn't try to correct it.
    You "feel" the difference because you want to "feel" the difference. Since you just spent money on the upgrade you "have" to feel the difference

    I'm looking to eliminate the double pump process I have to follow right now to get the pedal hard

    2004 300A Procharger #0010 D1X
    2003 300A Procharger #0017 D1SC (SOLD. Last I heard, it was in Washington State)

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    How come people start a sentence or thought with "so"?
    “When you can’t make them see the light, make them feel the heat.”
    Ronald Regan

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    is to kill them, keep on killing them, until you kill the last one, then you kill his pet goat."

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    “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
    "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes, if you **** with me, I'll kill you all"
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