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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaijack View Post
    At least they don't fart. Probably make the match better to watch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Man View Post
    Guess they wouldn't wear white outfits.
    It takes A LOT of practice to harness the output of gas to propel you forward enough so one would not need to use your feet to walk, run etc. & to make sure the "intestional propellant" stays in the gaseous state instead of a liquid or solid state of "matter". (And that is the end of my impersonation of Mr. Wizard or Bill Nye the science guy on television.). If the tennis player gets it right, he/she can fart succesfully & can still get away with wearing white outfits w/o worrying about any "staining".
    Last edited by Roadwarrior; 09-24-2012 at 04:52 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post
    Ahhh Charlie.
    Don't you know that rearview mirrors are for looking at yourself and for making sure that your make-up and mascara are on right...?
    Joe, first you are masturbating in front of the TV and now you are applying makeup while driving your car. You need some serious help my friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Joe, first you are masturbating in front of the TV and now you are applying makeup while driving your car. You need some serious help my friend.
    All I saw was Joe and masturbating in the same sentence.


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    Great quotes!!
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    you were too busy getting your ass kicked by cool people because you suck and are a worthless excuse for a human being.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guspech750 View Post
    All I saw was Joe and masturbating in the same sentence.


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    Yes, that sentence could apply to you as well.
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    Antes morrer livres que em paz sujeitos
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    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants alike. It is the tree's natural manure." -Thomas Jefferson

    "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson

    The Constitution guarantees our rights as American citizens, the 2nd Amendment protects those rights


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    Let me see if I can translate this thread.....

    Joe and guspech are masterbating to grunting tennis players, doomie likes midgets and haggis moderates.. Lastly Road warrior heard and saw a Shart happen EWWWW

    Did I miss anything?

    Man, I really need to attend one of these events and meet some of you guys... (I'm tearing up over here...)
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    Lightbulb Watch what you wish for...

    Quote Originally Posted by TUXrauder View Post
    Let me see if I can translate this thread.....

    Joe and guspech are masterbating to grunting tennis players, doomie likes midgets and haggis moderates.. Lastly Road warrior heard and saw a Shart happen EWWWW

    Did I miss anything?

    Man, I really need to attend one of these events and meet some of you guys... (I'm tearing up over here...)
    Then be at the next Louisville, Ky. meet in April of 2013 You will get you fill and then some
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    Unhappy No driver?

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post
    Here's another rant......

    Y'ever get stuck behind a "ghost" car??

    You know....the cars going 18 mph in a 40 mph zone WITH NO APPARENT DRIVER!!!!......



    If you can't see over the steering wheel.....

    YOU SHOULD NOT BE FRIGGIN' DRIVING ON THE ROAD!!!!
    Plus the fact that it is over the white line Guess they can't notice since they can't see over the dash
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigdogjim View Post

    Plus the fact that it is over the white line Guess they can't notice since they can't see over the dash
    I had seen this daily while living in South Florida years ago (and still prevalent to this day I'm sure) & I would label these type of drivers "blue hair Q-tips" for the color & shape of the hair of these type of drivers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadwarrior View Post
    It takes A LOT of practice to harness the output of gas to propel you forward enough so one would not need to use your feet to walk, run etc. & to make sure the "intestional propellant" stays in the gaseous state instead of a liquid or solid state of "matter". (And that is the end of my impersonation of Mr. Wizard or Bill Nye the science guy on television.).
    If the tennis player gets it right, he/she can fart succesfully & can still get away with wearing white outfits w/o worrying about any "staining".



    This is NOT true for the Senior Tennis League!.....
    That League sould probably be sponsored by Depends.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post



    This is NOT true for the Senior Tennis League!.....
    That League sould probably be sponsored by Depends.


    .
    I can just hear a sponsor commercial for Depends during a tennis match (borrowing a line from an old paper towel commercial) ; "Depends, the quicker pooper picker upper."

    PS: Try to say THAT 5 times fast. ^^^
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    • Trunk plate for 1998-2010 Crown Victoria (Havis part # C-3054)

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    • Trunk organizer

    • Marty's tune

    • Big brake upgrade




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    OK....another random rant.

    Has anyone else noticed the absolutely regretful, ridiculous, and retarded dash layout that Terdyota.....errr....Toyota is using on many of their roadgoing appliances?

    I saw one in a parking lot recently and just about fell over laughing/gagging at the moronic idea of putting the gauges IN THE CENTER OF THE DASHBOARD!!!


    WTF!?!?

    Feast your eyes on these trendy dash and gauge layouts:











    The only upside to these designs is that when the driver pukes (and that is certainly what I would do if I were forced to drive one of these $h*tboxes) on the smooth dash in front of them....
    It is much easier to clean up.



    Knowing how most of these cars are driven,
    Maybe it allows the driver to lay his newspaper open on the dash and read it while driving in rush hour traffic!?




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    Actually center gauges have become somewhat of an 'in' thing. I believe the newer mini coopers started the fad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigan View Post
    Actually center gauges have become somewhat of an 'in' thing. I believe the newer mini coopers started the fad.
    That's another random rant!

    Has anyone parked next to a new "MINI" Cooper....?

    They ain't so mini......They're a pretty big car!

    Now the original MINIs....were mini!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigan View Post
    Actually center gauges have become somewhat of an 'in' thing. I believe the newer mini coopers started the fad.
    I thought Saturn was the first some years back.

    Looks like complete shet no matter the vehicle.


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    Great quotes!!
    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    you were too busy getting your ass kicked by cool people because you suck and are a worthless excuse for a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    I'm going to punch you so hard between the legs your going to need a GYNA BO to fix it!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Eat poo poo and die heathen.

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    Got another rant for ya!

    You ever been stuck in stop & go traffic never getting above 10 mph, ..... yet the numbnut "Safety Nazi" directly in front of you keeps a 6 -> 10 car gap in front of them!!!??



    Then everyone else from the other lanes fill in the gap as they go by you and the safety retard.

    What does safety 'tard do everytime someone pulls in and fills the gap......

    You guessed it!

    The moron stabs their brakes and lets the gap growwwww back to 6-> 10 car lengths!!!



    Eventually you end up losing your mind and passing the friggin' idiot on the shoulder.....ahhhh.....ahem... ..allegedly passing them on the shoulder while flipping them the bird to indicate your extreme displeasure!
    Last edited by Joe Walsh; 11-30-2012 at 06:00 PM.
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    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
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    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
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    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
    SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
    'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
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