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    Louisiana purchase

    President Bush and a giddy Jacques Chirac shake hands on the deal.


    BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has
    successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than
    double its original selling price of $11,250,000.

    "This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be
    stronger and better as a result. I stand here today in unity with French
    Prime Minister Jack Chirac, who was so kind to accept my offer of Louisiana
    in exchange for 25 million dollars cash."

    The state, ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, will cost hundreds of billions of
    dollars to rebuild.

    "Jack understands full well that this one's a 'fixer upper,'" said Bush.
    "He and the French people are quite prepared to pump out all that water,
    and make Louisiana a decent place to live again. And they've got a lot of
    work to do. But Jack's assured me, if it's not right, they're going to fix
    it."

    The move has been met with incredulity from the already beleaguered
    residents of Louisiana.

    "Shuba-pie!" said New Orleans resident Willis Babineaux. "Frafer-perly yom
    kom drabby sham!"

    However, President Bush's decision has been widely lauded by Republicans.

    "This is an unexpected but brilliant move by the President," said Senate
    Majority Leader Bill Frist. "Instead of spending billions and billions, and
    billions of dollars rebuilding the state of Louisiana, we've just made 25
    million dollars in pure profit."

    "This is indeed a smart move," commented Fox News analyst Brit Hume. "Not
    only have we stopped the flooding in our own budget, we've made money on
    the deal. Plus, when the god-awful French are done fixing it up, we can
    easily invade and take it back again."

    The money gained from 'The Louisiana Refund' is expected to be immediately
    pumped back into the rebuilding of Iraq.





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    Gangs Rampage In New Orleans With Announced Sale

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreekGod
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    Funny as all hell.

    I think Dan has some friendly compettition.
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    Now dats funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreekGod
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