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  1. #166
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1Marauder View Post
    Recieved a few PM's about this:

    Due to the similarity of Further and Farther--Webster's-- and the English Language itself have decided these too Wordsworth are interchangable.
    "Irrigardless" has also become a real word (BTW I think it started out as a playwrite's joke, written into in a play as mafiposa speak)

    Yes. I did it on purpose. Next, due to ingnorance--It will decided that Two, Too, and To... are in fact two confusing and meld them all into one word.
    Twoche!

    ....or is it Tooche?

    or is it Touchey?
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    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
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    Made the mistake of tuning in the US Open Tennis tournament last night....
    Another pack of grunting screaming idiots!
    The woman sound like they just sat on a cold popsicle!....naked.
    The men sound like they've been victim's of a knife attack, or as I've stated before, in a porno flick!

    I couldn't watch 5 minutes of this noisy crap.
    Why don't they ban this grunting, screaming B.S.?

    2020 Ford Ranger STX DFI Turbo 2.3L 10 speed Auto
    2017 Ford Fusion Sport DFI Twin Turbo 2.7L V6 6 speed Auto (14.000 ET bone stock in 82 degree heat)
    1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
    Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
    Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
    SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
    'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
    Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02 Sold: 10/15/18

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    That's ALL they have goin' for 'em Joe!!
    No Marauder

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    Ok, how about grown assed adults NOT knowing how to walk in crowded public places?

    65 year old woman, walking extremely slowly, at a diagonal, across an extremely crowded stadium hallway, shoulders haunched, not looking left, nor right, nor even straight ahead... Many others, including me, having to abruptly avoid her, almost plowing her over. I felt bad for being in such a hurry, rude to elder, being an ass, etc. so started to help her across the crowded corridor because I figured she must be handicapped... Started to help guide her and block oncoming masses. No. Crazy old bat was Texting!

    "Mam, if you are going to text, I suggest you move over to the side wall and text there. 65,000 other folks are trying to get to thier seats. I seriously hope you don't text when you drive too"

    "Ahhhhhhh, ok."


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    OK....been awhile since I posted anything on the Random Rants thread....so here we go.

    First off, as Charlie (Bluerauder) has previously stated:
    I think that Terdyota and Honda owners must have to pass an imbecile test in order to be allowed to buy one of these ubiquitous road clogging appliances!

    I have been run off the road and almost killed 3 times in the last week by these friggin' morons!!!....

    So. without further ado....my list of car stereotypes.
    (For those timid folks, please refrain from commenting, as I am noting that this is a stereotype, and I am a type 'A' driver.)

    Camry owners: Oblivious, idiotic morons who DO NOT have any clue as to what is going on around them...The WORST!

    Accord owners: No spacial awareness, no idea as to what the turn signal stalk is for, unrealistic dream as to how fast (i.e. slow) their 'Sport' Accord really is.

    VW owners: 20 something douchebags with a 'wish I could grow a real beard' beard, who vape SO MUCH glycerin that you think that their cars just blew a radiator hose at the stoplight ahead of you.

    Lexus owners: See Camry stereotype, except that they think that they are rich.
    But in reality they just paid an extra 15 large for the same Terdyota that they just handed down to their teenage daughter.
    (And they are driving THE UGLIEST cars on the road.....)

    Civic owners: "Undocumented Immigrants" with beat-to-$h*t, 150K mile Hondas, sporting HUGE wings, PepBoys glue-on hood scoops, 'Fire Chicken' hood decals
    and way wrong offset wheels with bald ass, too small tires....usually driving like they are running at Darlington, except that they are on the DC Beltway!

    There!...did I miss anything?
    Last edited by Joe Walsh; 12-05-2018 at 06:51 AM.
    2020 Ford Ranger STX DFI Turbo 2.3L 10 speed Auto
    2017 Ford Fusion Sport DFI Twin Turbo 2.7L V6 6 speed Auto (14.000 ET bone stock in 82 degree heat)
    1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
    Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
    Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
    SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
    'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
    Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02 Sold: 10/15/18

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post

    There!...did I miss anything?

    Nope! I think you covered it well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post
    OK....been awhile since I posted anything on the Random Rants thread....so here we go.

    First off, as Charlie (Bluerauder) has previously stated:
    I think that Terdyota and Honda owners must have to pass an imbecile test in order to be allowed to buy one of these ubiquitous road clogging appliances!

    I have been run off the road and almost killed 3 times in the last week by these friggin' morons!!!....

    So. without further ado....my list of car stereotypes.
    (For those timid folks, please refrain from commenting, as I am noting that this is a stereotype, and I am a type 'A' driver.)

    Camry owners: Oblivious, idiotic morons who DO NOT have any clue as to what is going on around them...The WORST!

    Accord owners: No spacial awareness, no idea as to what the turn signal stalk is for, unrealistic dream as to how fast (i.e. slow) their 'Sport' Accord really is.

    VW owners: 20 something douchebags with a 'wish I could grow a real beard' beard, who vape SO MUCH glycerin that you think that their cars just blew a radiator hose at the stoplight ahead of you.

    Lexus owners: See Camry stereotype, except that they think that they are rich.
    But in reality they just paid an extra 15 large for the same Terdyota that they just handed down to their teenage daughter.
    (And they are driving THE UGLIEST cars on the road.....)

    Civic owners: "Undocumented Immigrants" with beat-to-$h*t, 150K mile Hondas, sporting HUGE wings, PepBoys glue-on hood scoops, 'Fire Chicken' hood decals
    and way wrong offset wheels with bald ass, too small tires....usually driving like they are running at Darlington, except that they are on the DC Beltway!

    There!...did I miss anything?

    Yes, please add PRIUS OWNERS!


    2003 300A Black, #4918 of 7838, 17,400 Miles
    Tune, KYB's, JLT, FlowMaster 42441, Res Delete, New BFG's, 8 coats of zymoil Titanium

    2003 300B Silver Birch, #21 of 419, 29,800 miles
    Tune, JLT, FlowMaster 42441 Res Delete, New Nitto 235/255 Bigcarsforever dead peddle & custom SRP peddles, 5 coats Zymoil Titanium, Addco front and rear sway bars, KYBs, 1/2 inch coil cut, Sparta Watts link and Control Arms, Carfixer alignment.

    2003 CV Sport Matador Red, 19,280 Miles, DD, Curless Full Service Royal flush, Marto Tune, 18 Chrome Wheels w 235/265 front/back Nitto tires, NEW OEM Sport Springs -1 coil & Monroe Severe Duty (front) shocks, Addco front and rear sway bars, KYB rear Shocks, Carfixer Alignment.

    2004 CV HPP Silver Birch, 93,000 miles. Son's DD, 18 Chrome Wheels w 235/265 front/back Nitto tires (thank you Lowndex!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1Marauder View Post
    Yes, please add PRIUS OWNERS!
    These are the nut sacks that are all "Save the Planet, Save the Planet" so they buy a car that gets 200 mpg then proceed to go 150mph everywhere thus netting worse mpg than a Semi.

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    Arrow

    Quote Originally Posted by 1Marauder View Post
    Yes, please add PRIUS OWNERS!

    You done gone and done it now - All Hail Prius!!! LOL!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1Marauder View Post
    Yes, please add PRIUS OWNERS!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Man View Post
    These are the nut sacks that are all "Save the Planet, Save the Planet" so they buy a car that gets 200 mpg then proceed to go 150mph everywhere thus netting worse mpg than a Semi.
    Quote Originally Posted by Invective View Post
    You done gone and done it now - All Hail Prius!!! LOL!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k56nXPhwRk
    Oh My!....

    How could I have forgotten to include my favorite road clogging appliance of all time!.....

    Prius owners: Smug Eco-geeks who think that they are saving the planet by buying these miserable turds.
    The new ones look like a bad piece of metal Origami that's already been in an accident right off the showroom floor....
    As was stated: They are either going way too slow while 'hyper-mileing'... or driving way too fast like friggin' maniacs.
    I'd give it a 90:10 split.
    No Prius owner has the brain power to consider the efficiencies of the equation: "I just plug it in and let it recharge!!"
    It takes about 2 tons of coal being burned at their local Power Plant to generate enough electricity to charge their POS car!
    Not very 'Eco-friendly' when you do the math.
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    1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
    Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
    Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
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    Prepare to vomit:



    What Styling Manager at Terdyota approved this ugly mess!??




    I guess you can smoke a lot of weed legally in their California Design Studio!




    The good news is: If...no, make that WHEN they get in an accident...how would you tell there was any damage?
    How could a body shop figure out what is OEM and what is accident damage?



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    1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
    Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
    Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
    SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
    'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
    Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02 Sold: 10/15/18

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    Holy crap!
    Is anyone else totally annoyed by the Verizon FIOS commercials??



    They have that scrawny Metrosexual twerp with the kinda, can't grow a real beard, beard....
    and that mutant Troll of a kid with the moppy hair!
    Where in the h#ll did they find that kid!?
    I can't look at him without thinking that the entire commercial is a SNL skit.

    Good Gawd do I hate Verizon!

    Plus... the old, annoying Verizon 'can you hear me now' moron is back....this time he's pushing Sprint!
    Luckiest $h*tty actor in history!

    Last edited by Joe Walsh; 12-04-2018 at 05:02 PM.
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    1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
    Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
    Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
    SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
    'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
    Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02 Sold: 10/15/18

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    What the heck is a 'Metrosexual'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Man View Post
    What the heck is a 'Metrosexual'?


    A straight that dresses and grooms not straight..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post
    Holy crap!
    Is anyone else totally annoyed by the Verizon FIOS commercials??



    They have that scrawny Metrosexual twerp with the kinda, can't grow a real beard, beard....
    and that mutant Troll of a kid with the moppy hair!
    Where in the h#ll did they find that kid!?
    I can't look at him without thinking that the entire commercial is a SNL skit.


    Good question -- with you on that one. Stupid commercials...………...
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