I'm not just posting this because a Marauder's in it. This has to be the funniest article about cars I've read that wasn't written by Jeremy Clarkson.
http://jalopnik.com/5071242/the-ten-...rs-of-all-time
I'm not just posting this because a Marauder's in it. This has to be the funniest article about cars I've read that wasn't written by Jeremy Clarkson.
http://jalopnik.com/5071242/the-ten-...rs-of-all-time
It sure had the scariest paint ever put on a car
Last edited by Bigdogjim; 11-01-2012 at 06:49 AM.
Member # 383.
2003 Marauder Black.
Build 8/13/02
Launched 9/28/02
Sold May 16, 2018
#3,646 of 7,839 black '03
1995 Ford F-150. Mark III 2wd, reg. cab
2011 F-150 Lariat crew cab 4X4 3.5 L twin turbo Ecoboost
Fate rarely call upon us at a monent of our choosing.
http://www.usdebtclock.org/index.html
I think we could have made it to number 9 but I'm happy to see the ol' MM place all the same. Woo!
And if you throw in a zack delete grille you've got yourself a real spook-mobile.
2003 Black w/Charcoal int. #1301 of the 7839
Current Mods: Lidio 93 3.55 Tune, JLT Intake, Steeda under drive pulleys, Stewart water pump, 180 T-stat, Progard, REAL oil pressure gauge w/ stock face
Current Features: 6 CD changer, trunk organizer, McGard Wheel locks, domed silver inserts
Coming soon: 4.10s? (maybe)
My baby's theme song?
Heavy Metal (takin' a ride) 1981 (Don Felder)
atleast the impala SS didnt make the list
2016 Ford Mustang GT PP - Lund nGauge, BMR vertical links, MGW Shifter, BMR CB005
2004 Mercury Marauder - Eaton M112, Billetflow 3.4, Accufab SBTB + Plenum, T-56 Magnum, 4.10s, Stainless Works LTs, 2.5" Exhaust, Borla Stingers, Ridetech Coilovers + Adj rear shocks, FX-R projectors, Wilwood 13" BNSL6 + FNSL4 BBKs, S55 Gauge Cluster
440rwhp & 406rwtq Tuned by Adam @ Revolution Automotive
2063/3214
(Sold) 2003 Mercury Marauder - Stainless Works LT's, Stainless Works 2.5" Catback, JLT Intake, Mo's Xcal4 Tune
5377/7838
2000 BMW M5 - Evolve Intake, Evolve Alpha-N tune, Stoptech ST-40 BBK, UUC SSK, Dinan front STB, Dinan RSB
1996 Ford Bronco - 4" lift, 35" BFG A/T's, Punisher Valve Body, MH1 Projectors
Thats cool in all but we all knew it when we bought them.
SOLD 12/31/2021
Cobra short block / ProCharger F1-A / Cog drive upgrade / Manley valves / Brian Tooley Racing valve springs / 80# inj. / -8 fuel line / -6 return / Aeromotive 340 pumps and regulator / 2012 GT500 TR6060 six speed / twin disc clutch / Driveshaft Shop GT500 upgraded CV joint shaft / BA5000 blow thru MAF/ 4.10's / Ford Racing 31 spline set up and Girdle / Metco D.S. safety loop / Stainless Works headers, cats, and everything else out back / ClassGlass hood / Bob's hood strut mod / Hurst line lock / Metco control arms / Addco front and rear sway bars / Monroe severe duty shocks all around / Race concepts rotors / Badgeless grille / 35% tint / FBM's interior LED kit and ambient lighting kit / Pioneer FB700 deck / kenwood speaker 4 Ch. / Rockford Fosgate 10" sub and amp / Kicker 6 X 8's all around / back up cam / bluetooth / Pioneer Xm / 704 RWHP 603 RWTQ tuned by Mo's Speedshop.
We have the new Vader ride, forget that GNX lol.
2004 Silver Birch 300B
Build date:9/29/2003, Adopted on 12/02/05
Exhaust by Greg
13.630 @ 100.49 mph (11/21/10)
2015 Ford Focus SE Sport FWD
2013 Lincoln MKS EcoBoost AWD (377whp/423tq).
2010 Ford Fusion Sport FWD
1989.5 Ford Mustang 5.0 LXsport
There are at least three Impala owners whining in the comment section!
2005 Dodge 1500 Hemi Quadcab
2020 Chevrolet Tahoe LS
He is Canadian, sort of.If Vader tools around in a GNX and the reaper has a Roadmaster wagon then Satan himself drives around in an Alfa Romeo Montreal. Don't let the name fool you: The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he was a Canadian. As Dante will tell you, the Antichrist is clearly an Italian guy and we don't imagine that his unholiness would drive around in a Ferrari. There's no doubt the Montreal's evil-looking grimace, angry NACA duct and 1970s Italian dependability make it the perfect car for lapping the eighth circle of Hell.
His name is Santa, which you wise few will realize is an anagram for Satan. He lives in Northern Canada and changes the holiday of the birth of Christ into a Holiday of giving and getting gifts. Greed, a time of holiday joy and Greed. Come on did you not ever wonder?
Rides a sleigh that flies through the sky pulled by several Horned flying beasts, one of which glows red.
Sleigh - Slay.
Elves - Slaves.
He has a work force of Slaves or Elves that work tirelessly year round and deliver to all the little kids gifts on the day they are supposed to be in chruch celebrating Jesus's life.
He slides down your fireplace, is immune to fire or at home in fire.
Doesn't any of this ring a bell?
Changed holy to Holly.
Anyway I wish you all a great Chirstmas.
(CC) I'll let you work that out.
I am the Diabolical1 CC.
What colour of Marauder do you think Santa would drive?
Last edited by Aren Jay; 10-30-2008 at 11:24 PM.
Our MM's and the GNX were a toss up and should've fought for first place!
"Damned if I do, damned if I don't!"
Member #8831
MERIDEATH aka "Purrrty Mean" was born on June 20, 2002.
Production #1685 of 7,838 and is #1685 of 7093 Black Beasts.
Delivered July 27th 2002, she revealed herself.
Unable to be tamed by her 1st owner, she was left to roam about & raid in search of plunder.
Through the pillage she became mine on January 23, 2008 and since then...
"She's tryin' to make a Devil out of me!"
-"TaKe 'Em D0wN!" TRILOGY TwinScrew #209 / TS0019-
04 Crown Victoria Sport
2008 Harley Davidson Nightrain- sold....
2016 Harley Davidson Street Glide - Olive Gold
1995 F150 4x2 4.9 5spd
1995 Schwinn High Plains 21 speed, custom gearing.
The scariest car I have ever seen was derived from the Lincoln on the list by George Barris - anybody remember the movie "THE CAR"?
'04 Silver Marauder w/ sunroof - HID lighting, JL Audio / Eclipse DVD/NAV/iPod/camera, 4.10's, 2" drop, Progard Bumper Baffle, Delete tips, Billet Pedals, BC4E dead pedal, Lidio Tune, Mach1 chin spoiler, K&N CAI, TCE lines, Super40's, tinted tails, SS Inserts, Heinous Control Arms, Real oil gauge, lighted door handles. Currently installing Eaton M112.
2004 Mercury Marauder
Born March 2004, adopted October 2005. Sold January 2012, adopted AGAIN January 2016
2,187 of 3,214
997 in Silver Birch
448 with light flint interior
304 with heated seats
336 with sunroof
Ahhh... just the way I like it.... all fear the Marauder!!!!
Marauderless....
That was great, thanks for posting! It said the Grand National only pulled a 13.26 in the quarter, I thought they were faster? Doesn't someone on here own one?
~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
WIN WIN!~ Zack
~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo ~ -Matt-
2016 Ford Mustang GT PP - Lund nGauge, BMR vertical links, MGW Shifter, BMR CB005
2004 Mercury Marauder - Eaton M112, Billetflow 3.4, Accufab SBTB + Plenum, T-56 Magnum, 4.10s, Stainless Works LTs, 2.5" Exhaust, Borla Stingers, Ridetech Coilovers + Adj rear shocks, FX-R projectors, Wilwood 13" BNSL6 + FNSL4 BBKs, S55 Gauge Cluster
440rwhp & 406rwtq Tuned by Adam @ Revolution Automotive
2063/3214
(Sold) 2003 Mercury Marauder - Stainless Works LT's, Stainless Works 2.5" Catback, JLT Intake, Mo's Xcal4 Tune
5377/7838
2000 BMW M5 - Evolve Intake, Evolve Alpha-N tune, Stoptech ST-40 BBK, UUC SSK, Dinan front STB, Dinan RSB
1996 Ford Bronco - 4" lift, 35" BFG A/T's, Punisher Valve Body, MH1 Projectors
Wait'll they get a load of Cheeseheadbob's car........
04 Crown Victoria Sport
2008 Harley Davidson Nightrain- sold....
2016 Harley Davidson Street Glide - Olive Gold
1995 F150 4x2 4.9 5spd
1995 Schwinn High Plains 21 speed, custom gearing.
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