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    A God Awful DTR

    This past Sunday I decided to take a trip west.... Ohio of all places, west Ohio at that... on my way there I should've known it was going to be bad... rain from St Clairsville to my destination...

    Anyway get to my destination and phone the individual I was meeting...
    Get to his house and we sit and talk for a few, introducing ourselves and whatnot...
    Then I'm asked if I want to hear his Marauder start up...
    Of course why not, we take a few minute ride to the secret location to see this Merc. Once we get to the secret lair, he opens the garage door and what to my eyes do I see a freakin DTR Marauder.... I mean of all colors DTR, the slowest of em all, Blue...nope; Silver...nyet, not even Black... oh god what a shame... he then starts it up... ON MY GOD, this thing sounds like crack whores at a brothel all meeting their ecstasy at once.... and that wasn't all, the engine bay was full of all kinds of doodads to make this thing go fast... IT'S A DTR... they ain't goin fast... heck DTR's are slower than Cheech and Chong smoking one up... ....and the paint....sheesh... I seen coal in a goats arse look shinier... the wheels were a shame... spinner center caps???... might as well paint the car purple with 26's and called it Barney, at least he was more popular than a DTR.... Then he opens the door and I check out the interior... looks like the space shuttle... lights all over the place... then the seats.... from a racecar.......don't need racecar seats in DTR......
    At this time we decide it's time to turn this thing off. We head back to his place and shoot the poop for a little more and finish my trip there... say our good byes and I head on my way back home...through Ohio, in the rain with a bad sight of a god aweful DTR stuck in my head and leather seat covers that he made me pay 8.01 in loose change...that was weird but oh well... I do know I would only give him 7.98 for his DTR as he was asking way too much at 8.00

    Why would anyone buy a DTR and try to make it go fast is unbelievable. Glad I don't own one.









    The story above is a figment of my imagination as Darren has one hell of a ride that anyone would be proud to own. Thank You Darren for making a long ride that much enjoyable. I would greatly enjoy shooting the sht with you again.
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    A God Aweful DTR

    This post is cute.


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    Hmmmm, this all sounds like dejavu.....��
    I LOVE Jerry's bar, it's my kinda place...........






    When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead. It is difficult only for others. It is the same way when you are stupid.

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    Sounds like that bad ass DTR Spectragod owns

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    I don’t know.. I mean it did trip over it’s own trans right? Maybe he did neutral drop? In reverse order..


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    Is this worse than me being blocked from posting in the 'Marauders For Sale' thread? I post positive comments and keep getting this message: "Thank you for posting! Your post will not be visible until a moderator has approved it for posting." Messages never appear.

    Guessing I'm supposed to buy someone off. LMFAO!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Invective View Post
    Is this worse than me being blocked from posting in the 'Marauders For Sale' thread? I post positive comments and keep getting this message: "Thank you for posting! Your post will not be visible until a moderator has approved it for posting." Messages never appear.

    Guessing I'm supposed to buy someone off. LMFAO!?!?
    I don’t approve messages, that’s the board owners.
    I LOVE Jerry's bar, it's my kinda place...........






    When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead. It is difficult only for others. It is the same way when you are stupid.

    "Chuck Norris built my stock longblock. It runs on the tears of small children and makes 10,000 hp. He said it's his 'street version' "


    Trilogy # 192 / T.S. 0012

    BOOST GETS YOU FELONY STOPPED!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by justbob View Post
    I don’t know.. I mean it did trip over it’s own trans right? Maybe he did neutral drop? In reverse order..


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    I did eat a converter, and half the trans, I still beat the crap out of that Camaro.... go big or go home, lol 😂
    I LOVE Jerry's bar, it's my kinda place...........






    When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead. It is difficult only for others. It is the same way when you are stupid.

    "Chuck Norris built my stock longblock. It runs on the tears of small children and makes 10,000 hp. He said it's his 'street version' "


    Trilogy # 192 / T.S. 0012

    BOOST GETS YOU FELONY STOPPED!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by Invective View Post
    Is this worse than me being blocked from posting in the 'Marauders For Sale' thread? I post positive comments and keep getting this message: "Thank you for posting! Your post will not be visible until a moderator has approved it for posting." Messages never appear.

    Guessing I'm supposed to buy someone off. LMFAO!?!?
    All marauder for sale posts are moderated, if it isn't relevant to the item for sale, it wont get posted. no glws, no pricing opinions, etc..
    2004 SB Ported Trilogy 48
    Has supporting mods and stuff
    Thanks to Marty O for his help in updating this car.

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    It could be worse......he could have Flint interior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Invective View Post
    Is this worse than me being blocked from posting in the 'Marauders For Sale' thread? I post positive comments and keep getting this message: "Thank you for posting! Your post will not be visible until a moderator has approved it for posting." Messages never appear.

    Guessing I'm supposed to buy someone off. LMFAO!?!?


    I approve this post for posting.


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    STLR FN are you from the Pittsburgh area? If so you drove right through my town on the way. Coulda stopped and I could have showed you a black one! Haha sorry Darrin.
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    Wrong thread....
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    Darren's car is unbelievable. Cleanest DTR on the planet. And fun fact the DTR I just bought is the car after his!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubberCtyRauder View Post
    All marauder for sale posts are moderated, if it isn't relevant to the item for sale, it wont get posted. no glws, no pricing opinions, etc..
    Depends who you are actually

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