Originally Posted by
Roadwarrior
It takes A LOT of practice to harness the output of gas to propel you forward enough so one would not need to use your feet to walk, run etc. & to make sure the "intestional propellant" stays in the gaseous state instead of a liquid or solid state of "matter". (And that is the end of my impersonation of Mr. Wizard or Bill Nye the science guy on television.).
If the tennis player gets it right, he/she can fart succesfully & can still get away with wearing white outfits w/o worrying about any "staining".
This is NOT true for the Senior Tennis League!.....
That League sould probably be sponsored by Depends.
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2020 Ford Ranger STX DFI Turbo 2.3L 10 speed Auto
2017 Ford Fusion Sport DFI Twin Turbo 2.7L V6 6 speed Auto (14.000 ET bone stock in 82 degree heat)
1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual
SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
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