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  1. #106
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    This happened yesterday...

    Road crew was trimming back trees and whatnot from the side of the road. Flagmen present to direct traffic since one lane was blocked off for road crew. Flagman on my end motions traffic to go; flagman on other end does the same thing.


    DOH!!

    Fortunatley, no accident and people weren't in a bulls-on-parade rush, so cars were able to back up w/o any problems. My first thought, though, was "oh sh it...this ain't gonna be good".
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    So, my son spies the last Klondike bar in the freezer and asks if he can have it; my daughter immediately cries, "I want it!" (Meanwhile, both have been pigging out on Easter candy and my daughters' b-day cake all day).

    I say, "I'll cut it in half...do you want me to cut it straight or diagonal?"

    (Damn...shouldn't have asked that...)

    "Straight!"

    "Diagonal!"

    "His piece is bigger than mine!"

    "No it's not, yours is bigger than mine!"

    "Unh-uh, yours is bigger!"

    "Yours is!....no yours is....no it isn't...yes it...BE QUIET AND EAT YOUR ICE CREAM!!!"

    .....
    .....
    .....

    "You're mean...you didn't have to yell at us"


    And you wonder why some species eat their young....
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    Quote Originally Posted by IwantmyMMnow! View Post
    So, my son spies the last Klondike bar in the freezer and asks if he can have it; my daughter immediately cries, "I want it!" (Meanwhile, both have been pigging out on Easter candy and my daughters' b-day cake all day).

    I say, "I'll cut it in half...do you want me to cut it straight or diagonal?"

    (Damn...shouldn't have asked that...)

    "Straight!"

    "Diagonal!"

    "His piece is bigger than mine!"

    "No it's not, yours is bigger than mine!"

    "Unh-uh, yours is bigger!"

    "Yours is!....no yours is....no it isn't...yes it...BE QUIET AND EAT YOUR ICE CREAM!!!"

    .....
    .....
    .....

    "You're mean...you didn't have to yell at us"


    And you wonder why some species eat their young....
    Here is the solution to this problem :

    "One kid cuts, the other kid picks" - that is, after the first kid makes the fateful cut, the other kid gets to pick which piece he wants.
    That first kid will make damn sure that the pieces are exactly the same size

    You're welcome
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    Quote Originally Posted by cat in the hat View Post
    Here is the solution to this problem :

    "One kid cuts, the other kid picks" - that is, after the first kid makes the fateful cut, the other kid gets to pick which piece he wants.
    That first kid will make damn sure that the pieces are exactly the same size

    You're welcome
    Awesome!


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    Quote Originally Posted by IwantmyMMnow! View Post
    So, my son spies the last Klondike bar in the freezer and asks if he can have it; my daughter immediately cries, "I want it!" (Meanwhile, both have been pigging out on Easter candy and my daughters' b-day cake all day).

    I say, "I'll cut it in half...do you want me to cut it straight or diagonal?"

    (Damn...shouldn't have asked that...)

    "Straight!"

    "Diagonal!"

    "His piece is bigger than mine!"

    "No it's not, yours is bigger than mine!"

    "Unh-uh, yours is bigger!"

    "Yours is!....no yours is....no it isn't...yes it...BE QUIET AND EAT YOUR ICE CREAM!!!"

    .....
    .....
    .....

    "You're mean...you didn't have to yell at us"


    And you wonder why some species eat their young....
    STOP!!!!
    Those were the days.........

    DANG THEY'RE CUTE!!!!!!
    Smile and Nod
    I love THIS bar

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    While I'm at it, let me throw in this rant -

    People who drive past everybody stopped at a light by riding up the parking lane, like they're going to make a right-hand turn, and then bolt out right before the light changes and GO STRAIGHT, cutting off the first guy in the intersection.

    This new little trick will eventually be part of a homicide investigation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cat in the hat View Post
    While I'm at it, let me throw in this rant -

    People who drive past everybody stopped at a light by riding up the parking lane, like they're going to make a right-hand turn, and then bolt out right before the light changes and GO STRAIGHT, cutting off the first guy in the intersection.

    This new little trick will eventually be part of a homicide investigation.
    Guilty....i do that. Im paranoid if im not in front of the traffic in a bad neighborhood. Makes for a quick getaway if anything happens...guess its a Chicago thing? Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by cat in the hat View Post
    Here is the solution to this problem :

    "One kid cuts, the other kid picks" - that is, after the first kid makes the fateful cut, the other kid gets to pick which piece he wants.
    That first kid will make damn sure that the pieces are exactly the same size

    You're welcome

    GENIUS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cat in the hat View Post
    While I'm at it, let me throw in this rant -

    People who drive past everybody stopped at a light by riding up the parking lane, like they're going to make a right-hand turn, and then bolt out right before the light changes and GO STRAIGHT, cutting off the first guy in the intersection.

    This new little trick will eventually be part of a homicide investigation.
    Don't get me started on driving - This ^^^ doesn't even get on my RADAR anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhatsUpDOHC View Post
    Don't get me started on driving - This ^^^ doesn't even get on my RADAR anymore.
    Yes, apparently you can just do whatever the **** you want around here anymore. How about . . .

    You're waiting for some traffic to go by when merging from a short ramp. When it's clear and you start to merge, the guy that was behind you is RIGHT THERE NEXT TO YOU trying to come around you, to pass you in the merge ? ? ?

    Or . . .

    You're stopped in the "Left Turn Only" lane. When you get the green arrow and start your left, the guy that was behind you IS RIGHT THERE NEXT TO YOU trying to turn inside you, to pass you in the turn ? ? ?

    I'll eventually find out who these mother****ers ARE, that are in this big of a ****ing HURRY, because they'll read out their names at my bail hearing.

    WTF x 1,000,000
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    ^^^^^^^^^^Im with you on that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cat in the hat View Post
    Here is the solution to this problem :

    "One kid cuts, the other kid picks" - that is, after the first kid makes the fateful cut, the other kid gets to pick which piece he wants.
    That first kid will make damn sure that the pieces are exactly the same size

    You're welcome

    Tried that...they argued over who gets to cut and wanted to use the biggest knife I have in the house....for a chicken nugget.

    Don't get me wrong, I love my kids and they get along great 90% of the time...it's just that 10% can drive me ape***** sometimes...
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    Haggis Google is your friend on the Cell Phone device.

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    Here is my random rant.

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    I can't really make this a serious rant (more of a PITA), but sometimes, when I ride down the highway with the 64 Galaxie, lookers will pull alongside, about even with my door, and pace me just to look at the car.

    Then, since they can't see my directionals blinking, it can be a challege if I need to change lanes especially if there's a car behind me.

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