The three word story

[FreddieH]

Don't step on

[SC Cheesehead]

your private parts

[SC Cheesehead]

feeling like DOOM

[RacerX]

when he pulls

[SC Cheesehead]

out a midget

[DOOM]

and sticks his

[SC Cheesehead]

Mary Kay car

[RacerX]

in Osama's big

[FreddieH]

fat stinkin mountain

[SC Cheesehead]

For The Win

[White Knuckles]

, does not matter

[SC Cheesehead]

if you're DOOM

[SC Cheesehead]

sleeping at tree :sleepy:

[Mr. Man]

Dooms' cars PINK

[breeze]

with CHROME strips

[SC Cheesehead]

inside and out

[Pat]

on a mediocre.........

[DOOM]

you all can

[DOOM]

suck a fat

[FreddieH]

Bomb Pop popsickle

[breeze]

thats pink with...

[Phrog_gunner]

doom carved out

[breeze]

that looks like...

[DOOM]

A chrome banana :eek:

[RacerX]

In his tailpipe

[Mr. Man]

with PINK polkadots

[SC Cheesehead]

special kinda BLING

[Mr. Man]

for Pink lovers.

[guspech750]

Fabio is hot

[Spectragod]

like DOOM is...

[SC Cheesehead]

makes me shudder

[SC Cheesehead]

Doomie's like Fabio????

[Spectragod]

with more chrome.

[Spectragod]

But with more.....

[Bradley G]

Responsibility of Terror
power comes real ....

[beantown mm]

that is unleashed

[FreddieH]

by the beast

[DOOM]

Known as DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[breeze]

then came along...

[DOOM]

Pops and blockhead

[Mr. Man]

each giving Doomie

[DOOM]

Big high fives! :high5:

[DOOM]

and then bows :bows: :nworthy:

[FreddieH]

and purple lace

[1stMerc]

steering wheel covers

[breeze]

thats betty boop...

[SC Cheesehead]

riding with Doomie

[DOOM]

giving him some

[breeze]

sticky wet willies

[DOOM]

before opening her

[SC Cheesehead]

box of ribs

[breeze]

lathered up in...

[SC Cheesehead]

spicy BBQ sauce

[Pops]

over 215marq wheels

[1stMerc]

mounted on Honda

[DOOM]

with a maxima

[1stMerc]

built to the

[guspech750]

Nth power with

[Bradley G]

yummy tasty goodness

[1stMerc]

chromed roots blower

[guspech750]

with big wheels

[Mac-MerC]

and a moonroof

[Mr. Man]

New sentence please!!!!!

[guspech750]

A b c.....................

[DOOM]

New sentence please!!!!!

Muffin Man Stinks! :razz:

[1stMerc]

Once upon a

[guspech750]

midnight dreary, while

[DOOM]

playing with my

[SC Cheesehead]

racey pics of

[SC Cheesehead]

the Geezer Gang

[DOOM]

changing their depends :puke:

[SC Cheesehead]

for new Speedos

[DOOM]

bad to worse!!! :puke:

[SC Cheesehead]

if you got

[SC Cheesehead]

it, flaunt it.

[DOOM]

TRUE EPIC FAIL!!! :shake:

[RacerX]

Deck the halls

[SC Cheesehead]

with Doomie's Bling

[RacerX]

Fa la la la la,

[SC Cheesehead]

That's five words

[RacerX]

Couldn't post three

[SC Cheesehead]

you just did

[RacerX]

They too small

[RacerX]

Try three small

[RacerX]

Tiger chafed his

[White Knuckles]

low hanging fruit

[FreddieH]

on another guys

[boatmangc]

red hot manifold

[FreddieH]

after pimpin another

[SC Cheesehead]

Mary Kay 'Rauder

[FreddieH]

smelling like Avon

[SC Cheesehead]

all pretty Pink

[DOOM]

Geezer gang sucks! ::razz:

[Mr. Man]

Pink car out

[breeze]

black marauders in

[DOOM]

All day baby :banana2:

[Mr. Man]

When he was

[DOOM]

Eating his muffins

[SC Cheesehead]

with BBQ ribs

[1stMerc]

+ ice cold beer

[DOOM]

and chocolate covered

[Joe Walsh]

pretzels with extra

[FreddieH]

sweet caramel morsels

[SC Cheesehead]

and Tabasco sauce

[Joe Walsh]

burning my mouth

[SC Cheesehead]

morsels or sauce?

[Joe Walsh]

sauce...need beer!

[DOOM]

And a shot

[FreddieH]

of Bacardi 151

[SC Cheesehead]

big 'ol Jagermeister

http://pedroshotel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/six-shots-of-jagermeister.jpg

[Joe Walsh]

that's rocket fuel!

[FreddieH]

Got an itch

[Joe Walsh]

or a need?

[Bluerauder]

When in doubt ...




that's rocket fuel!
Joe, I haven't found anything hotter or stronger than a cinamon based liquor from Germany. The locals called it "Ratzeputz". I once chugged a shot "no hands style" and it brought tears to my eyes and sweat to my forehead. I walked home in a snowstorm with my coat open. Talk about taking your breath away. :o

[FreddieH]

When in doubt ...




Joe, I haven't found anything hotter or stronger than a cinamon based liquor from Germany. The locals called it "Ratzeputz". I once chugged a shot "no hands style" and it brought tears to my eyes and sweat to my forehead. I walked home in a snowstorm with my coat open. Talk about taking your breath away. :oIf ever in Jamaica Ask for a "Flaming Bob Marley" , But drink it fast or the straw will melt on ya.

[Joe Walsh]

stick to beer!

[SC Cheesehead]

When in doubt ...




Joe, I haven't found anything hotter or stronger than a cinamon based liquor from Germany. The locals called it "Ratzeputz". I once chugged a shot "no hands style" and it brought tears to my eyes and sweat to my forehead. I walked home in a snowstorm with my coat open. Talk about taking your breath away. :o

Extra sharp ginger brandy is just as bad. Goofy Germans....;)

Now, back to the "three word story," follow up to Joe's last post:


basic food group

[guspech750]

beer queer ryhme

[breeze]

i hate beer

[breeze]

,liquor is better

[breeze]

...on the rocks

[guspech750]

with hot chicks

[DOOM]

and no teeth

[Joe Walsh]

and pistolgrip ears

[DOOM]

and pistolgrip ears

:laugh: :rofl:

Ok carry on.

[Joe Walsh]

OOPs...my bad!

:D

[DOOM]

and kung-fu grip

[Joe Walsh]

too tight's purple

[DOOM]

and two pierced

[Joe Walsh]

not going there!

[DOOM]

not going there!

:lol: :laugh: :rofl:

[1stMerc]

WE will we

[Joe Walsh]

will, we will!

[1stMerc]

Rock you, we

[DOOM]

Are the champions

[breeze]

my friend, ooooh

[1stMerc]

we are the

[Ms. Denmark]

masters of destruction!

[guspech750]

My Thumb's up

[Bradley G]

for wrestling purposes

[White Knuckles]

because it grips

[FreddieH]

tighter than velcro

[Glockafella]

on a kiwi

[teamrope]

Soaked in batter.

[DOOM]

with chunky pineapple's

[Bradley G]

bits oozing from

[Pat]

those puffy jowls ..........

[White Knuckles]

while limping along

[SC Cheesehead]

singing a song

[DOOM]

wearing a thong

[SC Cheesehead]

Bye, bye blackbird...

[FreddieH]

flyin thru the

[White Knuckles]

eye of a ...

[guspech750]

dark butt hole

[SC Cheesehead]

I am Cornholio

[boatmangc]

need some teepee

[SC Cheesehead]

for my bunghole

[RacerX]

We've got Klingons

[White Knuckles]

pulling hair from

[Pat]

your bushy eyebrows......

[breeze]

with there teeth

[guspech750]

biting my nipples

[SC Cheesehead]

ouch, that hurts!

[Pat]

Oh, so ambidexterous.......

[guspech750]

but I'm handless

[boatmangc]

and my feet

[White Knuckles]

are pigeon toed

[guspech750]

in my mouth

[breeze]

with her finger

[Bluerauder]

with her finger

...in the air ...

[Bradley G]

waving come here

[FreddieH]

you big bad

[guspech750]

well endowed mother

[Mac-MerC]

of God's son

[guspech750]

looking for something

[Bradley G]

to do today

[boatmangc]

I'm going fishing

[guspech750]

naked and cold

[boatmangc]

not for me

[TAKEDOWN]

because it might

[CBT]

be raining men

[guspech750]

hallelujah, its raining

[CBT]

hallelujah, its raining
on that azz

[TAKEDOWN]

that trickled into

[CBT]

White Sox territory

[guspech750]

2005 W.S. Champions

[SC Cheesehead]

are has beens

[SC Cheesehead]

let's go Cubbies!

[guspech750]

100yrs and counting:banana2:

[guspech750]

of crappy baseball

[-Matt-]

full of steroids

[SC Cheesehead]

Yeah, just wait

[SC Cheesehead]

until next year...;)

[guspech750]

playoffs getting swept

[guspech750]

Again and again

[SC Cheesehead]

baseball or football?

[-Matt-]

baseball is dead

[-Matt-]

... to me forever

[guspech750]

Bartmann for President

[boatmangc]

I'd rather race

[CBT]

in high heels

[Pops]

with no clothes

[FreddieH]

only a hat

[CBT]

over my junk

[Bradley G]

slipping and sliding

[CBT]

into home plate

[SC Cheesehead]

for a touchdown!

[guspech750]

high fiveing myself

[SC Cheesehead]

why, anti-social?

[Bradley G]

hard to follow

[CBT]

the super bowl

[SILVERSURFER03]

Is full of

[CBT]

chicago bears lovers

[Ms. Denmark]

eating french fries

[Phrog_gunner]

dipped in frosty

[CBT]

dripping with cheese

[Joe Walsh]

I'm getting queazy.

[SC Cheesehead]

from this cheezey

[guspech750]

naked man lover

[SC Cheesehead]

don't go there

[Joe Walsh]

there's no hair!

[guspech750]

its an innie

[CBT]

Phrogg screamed aloud

[TAKEDOWN]

Hey, there Sailor...

[Phrog_gunner]

stayin at YMCA?

[SC Cheesehead]

new in town?

[boatmangc]

trolling for honeys

[guspech750]

in my honeymobile

[Ms. Denmark]

painted a neon

[CBT]

painted a neon
with a paintbrush

[Ms. Denmark]

with a paintbrush(I was going for a color here Casey!!:P) Pick one! Like orange, lime green, yellow etc.:D

[CBT]

painted a neon
sparkly lime green:D

[Stoneblue]

the factory look

[SC Cheesehead]

70's retro style

[boatmangc]

fro and all....

[CBT]

looking for cougars

[SC Cheesehead]

waste of time

[SC Cheesehead]

on this site

[CBT]

funniest post ever

[SC Cheesehead]

I run 12's

[CBT]

with teflon tranny

[SC Cheesehead]

shelby rear end

[CBT]

shelby rear end
cost three grand

[knine]

please stop this

[CBT]

personal identity theft

[Bradley G]

is popular since

[boatmangc]

Ted Kennedy drowned

[CBT]

poor Mary Jo

[Pat]

over pig city.......

[Bradley G]

just before dawn